Vicious, Yet Undeniably Beautiful [Quick Transmigration] - Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
Chapter 4
As Yu Li exerted his authority, the New Humans chattered away in a flurry of unintelligible sounds, their faces flushed with excitement and joy.
Are they arguing? Yu Li watched them bickering with a curious frown. He decided not to be polite. “Qin Xie, what are they saying?”
Qin Xie listened to the voice beside him—sweet enough to be cloying, like honey—and felt a wave of relief. Since it was not curiosity about the outsiders, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a language translator.
“Wear this, Li Li, and you will understand them.”
Yu Li took it and, following the man’s instructions, hooked it over his ear.
This time, he understood them clearly.
“You are lying! The beautiful ancient human would never like someone like you!”
“Hmph, I am lying? I think you are like a toad jumping into a toilet—looking for trouble! Obviously, besides the boss, the ancient human likes me the best!”
“You, you, you!”
A group of people surrounded the two who were arguing, all of them trying to play peacemaker.
Yu Li’s eyes widened as he listened to the chirping nonsense around him. Qin Xie was staring at him, seemingly waiting for confirmation of whether what they were saying was true.
How could it possibly be true? He was the villainous, cold-hearted Li!
With that in mind, Yu Li did not fear being beaten; he raised his voice a notch. “I do not like any of you!”
His ambiguous response made Qin Xie’s ears turn red. Qin Xie pretended to be calm and gave a firm “Hmm” in response.
When Qin Xie had first located the ancient human, he had already transmitted his coordinates to his superiors. Now, the official government livestream was ready. A gentle woman in a uniform stood to the side and began to speak.
“Welcome everyone to the Ancient Human Discovered livestream. After an hour of exploration by our professional search team, and with the participation of the interstellar galaxy’s only War God—affectionately known to netizens as Brother Qin, Qin Xie—we have successfully reached our goal.”
The livestream comments were flying by like madness.
【It has been an hour since the announcement. Ancient humans are frail and, according to records, extremely sensitive to heat and cold. He just woke up on a freezing junk planet. Is he going to be okay!?】
【Shut up, upstairs! Our medical technology is advanced. Even if he only had half a breath left, he would be fine! The ancient human will definitely be alright!】
【Besides, Brother Qin is there—the most reliable man we have. He will surely find the ancient human and protect him.】
The moderator’s face could no longer be seen; the comments were moving so fast that every millisecond brought a flood of new ones. The moderator continued, “Thanks to the persistence of the search team, we have successfully found the ancient human, and he is now alive and kicking.”
“Please watch with me,” the moderator said, and the screen transitioned.
Buzz, buzz.
A white orb of light spiraled down from the sky; it was a real-time broadcasting tool.
As it focused on Yu Li, the New Human netizens, who had initially been terrified that the ancient human might have frozen to death, went wild. They began spamming the screen as if they had gone insane.
The orb zoomed in on the delicate, glowing face within the dim cave: the beautiful cheeks smeared with dark dirt, the watery light-brown pupils, the elegant, pure black short hair, the refined nose, and the crimson lips. Even magnified, the obedient, fresh, and beautiful face filled the livestream—not even the dim surroundings could hide his beauty.
【Slurp, my mom asked me why I am watching the livestream on my knees—it is because I am licking the baby’s face through the screen.】
【Ahhhhhhh, is this what an ancient human looks like! He is so delicate and small! Why is he so beautiful and obedient? He looks like a pet I want to raise!】
【Lick, lick, lick, that tall guy, put my baby down! Let me hold him!】
【Why does the baby look unhappy?】
【The baby looks so soft; that blockhead must be holding him uncomfortably. Let me do it! I have experience raising dolls! Holding him would be much more comfortable!】
Soon, however, the interstellar government ordered the livestream to be cut, blocking all news about the abandoned junk planet. Citing the need to protect the ancient human as their reason, they prohibited anyone from leaking details about the location.
Countless stickers and memes of Yu Li began to appear on the internet, and those who managed to save them flaunted them as if they were priceless treasures.
Yu Li’s energy began to fade. He was hungry.
For the two hours since he had arrived in this world, he had been shivering like a dog, and now that he was rescued, these people had no sense of priority—they just kept bickering.
Qin Xie was not a professional researcher of ancient humans, but he immediately noticed something was wrong with Yu Li. “Li Li, what is it?”
Yu Li’s curled lashes drooped, and he replied weakly, “Hungry.”
Once I finish eating and lie down on a comfortable bed, it will be my time to shine.
This was Yu Li’s first novice-level villain quest. In the original plot, fulfilling the viciousness points would earn him double the performance points. This was a culinary-themed script. The protagonist shou had lost his parents at a young age, relying on government scholarships and subsidies to grow up and study.
Because of a childhood fear of hunger, he had enrolled in the Ancient Culinary Arts Academy in college. After graduating, he volunteered to be assigned to the ancient human to manage his nutrition, wanting to repay the government’s kindness.
The protagonist gong was Qin Xie, the most powerful warrior in the interstellar galaxy—cold, ruthless, and only willing to bow his head to the resilient and gentle protagonist shou.
And Yu Li was the small cannon fodder who acted recklessly and lawlessly, complaining about everything, undermining the relationship between the gong and the shou, and acting as a facilitator of their romance—a truly vile little villain.
His task was simple: accumulate enough viciousness points in front of the key protagonists. He could improvise; he could be a grand villain or a petty cannon fodder, as long as the viciousness meter was full.
At that moment, following Qin Xie’s orders, the New Humans pulled various spheres from their backpacks and threw them onto the snow.
Within seconds, a five-story building rose from the flat, white snow. They scrambled to grab the various flavors of nutrient liquid from the ship, rushing over as if fearing they would be beaten to the task by someone else.
Yu Li did not show any emotion. He let Qin Xie carry him into the warm building.
The interior was very clean, decorated in light colors, with top-tier furniture, crystal chandeliers overhead, floor heating, and soft sofas.
Just as Qin Xie was about to lay him down on the sofa, Yu Li finally spoke his first truly vicious line.
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