After Going Viral for Exorcism, I Was Kissed Senseless by the Top-Tier Ghost King! - Chapter 5

Bai Qingxu walked to the innermost stall of the restroom and opened the door.

A woman with soaking wet long hair was squatting on the toilet, facing a mop used for cleaning the floors. Her back was toward Bai Qingxu, and her shoulders were trembling as she sobbed.

“Sister, this is the men’s restroom. Did you walk into the wrong one?” Bai Qingxu smiled with extreme kindness.

The woman: ” ”

The sobbing grew louder, transitioning from whimpers to a deafening wail.

“The punishment I mentioned earlier was to stuff you into the toilet and flush you away so you could go skinny-dipping in the Pacific Ocean. Are you happy? Are you surprised?” Bai Qingxu said leisurely.

The woman: ” ”

This was a threat?

The woman finally stopped crying and let out a laugh that sounded like nails scraping against glass.

“Hehe, I am so miserable. Who will come and stay with me?”

The shrill, thin voice was like a silken thread, winding around Bai Qingxu’s body like a spiderweb. The woman spun around suddenly. Her front was a blur with no facial features at all; she was a faceless ghost.

“Hahahahaha! Come and stay with me!”

The female ghost thought she could scare away the youth and laughed maniacally, extending sharp fingernails to stab straight at Bai Qingxu.

But in the next instant, she felt her head suspended in mid-air as her lower body lightened. She froze. Two slits cracked open on her faceless head, revealing a pair of eyes. She rolled her eyeballs downward to look at herself.

Her body was still there. Not right, why was her head separated from her body!

The youth’s smiling expression suddenly magnified as he held the ghost’s head like a ball.

“How about a one-day tour of the Pacific?”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”

The female ghost erupted in a scream.

“You, you, you!”

“No need for 999, no need for 888. You can enjoy a one-day global tour of the Pacific Ocean for free.”

Bai Qingxu curled the corners of his mouth, staring at the ghost without moving an inch. The female ghost rolled her eyes. Her thin skin finally gave way, revealing a full set of hideous facial features. She then pouted and began to wail loudly.

Horror movies were not supposed to go like this! Shouldn’t she have scared this person into running away in terror? Who on earth was this youth!

“Ahem,” Bai Qingxu coughed twice as a warning.

The ghost immediately stopped her noise, looking aggrieved and not daring to cry further. She felt that if she continued to cry, she really would be skinny-dipping in the Pacific. The person in front of her was a demon, a total demon!

“Why did you scare me?” Bai Qingxu asked.

“I didn’t! I didn’t! You are the scary one!”

The ghost whimpered in response, accidentally speaking her mind.

Scare him? This youth was not scared by her at all! How was she the scary one? On the contrary, she was the one who had been terrified by him! Her head had even been plucked off!

Bai Qingxu’s gaze was light, like a feather landing on the ghost, yet its gentleness made her shudder.

” ”

Trembling, the ghost changed her tune: “I, I didn’t mean to scare anyone.”

How could she dare to insult this brutal youth to his face? Someone please save this tragic little ghost!

“Hmm?”

Just one syllable, yet it felt as heavy as a thousand pounds. The ghost felt like she could no longer breathe.

“Big brother, please let me go! I don’t want a one-day tour of the Pacific!”

Pushed to her limit and realizing the youth was not to be trifled with, she began to plead:

“I, I am just a minor ghost of this restroom. I only recently woke up. Woe is me! I live on the toilet mop. But the hotel staff are always using my hair to mop the floor! I just wanted to find a different place to live, and then I thought your clothes looked nice. I didn’t mean it! Let me go! I don’t want to see you streaking!”

As soon as she finished speaking, she felt her head drop to the floor like a ball. She looked up and saw Bai Qingxu wiping his hands. Not only did this youth not sympathize with her, but he also found her disgusting! She did not want to live anymore! The female ghost felt extremely mistreated and began to sob quietly.

After Bai Qingxu leisurely dried his hands, he glanced at the ghost. Seeing her covered in tears and snot, he felt she was indeed a bit pitiful.

“Fine. I will perform a soul-cleansing for you and help you escape this situation.”

“Ah?”

The ghost did not expect the youth to be capable of performing a soul-cleansing. If she could be cleansed and leave the human realm, it would be the best thing for her. But could this guy actually do it? Seeing the ghost’s skeptical expression, Bai Qingxu simply raised an eyebrow.

“If you don’t want it, then forget it.”

“I want it! I want it! Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother! I will never forget your great kindness! In my next life, I will be your family’s mop!”

Bai Qingxu: ” ”

That would not be necessary.

Although the ghost did not know if Bai Qingxu could truly cleanse her, she held great expectations. She was so happy that her hair began to dance wildly. To an outsider, it looked like a mop was dancing, and the hair nearly touched Bai Qingxu.

Bai Qingxu had no choice but to cast a hand seal, forcing the ghost back into the mop she inhabited. He then picked up the mop, intending to take it away and burn it.

But just as he reached the restroom door, the restroom door was violently kicked open. The resulting gust of wind messed up Bai Qingxu’s hair.

Bai Qingxu calmly flattened his ruffled hair, then looked up with confusion toward the entrance. A group of burly men in black suits blocked the doorway, staring at him like a pack of hungry wolves.

“We finally found you!”

“We have been looking all day and finally found you!”

“Kid, you are the one who injured our boss, right?”

Oh, they were here for revenge. Manager Cao’s speed was a bit lacking; they were only arriving now?

Bai Qingxu nodded and said, “It was me. What is up?”

What is up? Was he trying to act cool? The men in black were furious.

“You are looking for death!”

The group of suits lunged forward like vicious wolves. Suddenly, a mop swung across the men, blocking their path!

“???”

A sharp, explosive sound suddenly rang out, like the hiss of a steam leak.

“What do you bastards think you are doing? Is my great benefactor someone you idiots can offend?”

Bai Qingxu heard the ghost in the mop screaming, so he let go and covered his ears, allowing the mop to act on its own. The men in black looked around in a panic, unable to find the person screaming. While they were confused, the mop in Bai Qingxu’s hand attacked!

The phrase “a spear tipped with filth” was the perfect description for this scene. The foul-smelling mop was like a divine weapon. With a single move, the mop head was shoved directly into the mouths of the shouting men.

In an instant, the sound of retching rose one after another. The men in black were lost in a mix of confusion and terror. Their boss had said the pretty boy was a good fighter, and they were mentally prepared for that.

However, no one told them the restroom mop could fight too!

The men resisted in agony, but they were no match for the mop’s physical and mental attacks. Within moments, they were sprawled across the floor in disarray. The mop ghost jumped back into Bai Qingxu’s hand, looking proud as if she were claiming credit for her work.

Bai Qingxu’s eyes curved. He stroked the handle of the mop as if he were petting a pet. The fabric strips of the mop head immediately perked up even higher. Look how proud this mop ghost was; she was almost floating.

Bai Qingxu smiled. Although he could have handled these burly men himself, he was still grateful for the ghost’s help. It made his promise to cleanse her soul well-earned. To give these men a lesson, Bai Qingxu waved his hand and used spiritual power to bind them.

“!!!” The men were terrified. There were clearly no ropes, so why could they not struggle?

Seeing their terrified expressions, Bai Qingxu nodded in satisfaction. Before leaving the restroom, he politely apologized to them.

“My apologies. I am leaving now. Please stay safe.”

The men in black: ” ”

Such gentle and considerate words made the men burst into tears. Bai Qingxu ignored the resentment in their eyes, seeing only the tears, and walked away satisfied.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left, a tall figure followed behind. When the men in black saw the newcomer, they shouted excitedly, “Film King He! Film King He! Save us!”

“Hmm?”

The man before them had dark, messy hair and deep-set eyes, with a faint, wicked aura surrounding him. He Yanzhou seemed slightly surprised to find a group of people here and laughed. “Why is there a pile of trash here?”

“???”

Film King He, what are you saying? We are people!

The men cried out, “Film King He! It was that guy, Bai Qingxu!”

The one who is not human is Bai Qingxu!

“Tsk. Should I call the police for you?” He Yanzhou said impatiently.

“Ah?” The men were stunned. Film King He, since when did you become such a law-abiding citizen?

“Forget it then. I am going to go after someone.”

The Film King sneered and strolled away, not even bothering to spare a glance for the pathetic group of burly men.

The men in black: ” ”

Is the only option to call the police? Film King He, how could you be this kind of person! Help us, Boss!