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Cheng Kaixin had been bound to the “Number One Lackey Training System.”
“I know this,” Cheng Kaixin said. “It’s the kind where I cheer ‘666’ during the protagonist’s battles, act as his wingman when he’s hitting on girls, take a knife for him at critical moments, and occasionally die to stimulate his growth; basically, a disposable tool character.”
The system was immensely pleased. Since you’re so experienced, I feel reassured.
Later, the system wailed, “You understand all the principles, so why did you steal the protagonist’s harem and opportunities, then beat him up and make him cough up blood…?”
Cheng Kaixin looked utterly innocent. “I didn’t mean for any of this to happen. Who knew he was so weak?”
Even later, the system wept bitterly, “Please, at least let the protagonist stay straight…”
After a moment’s contemplation, Cheng Kaixin replied, “That’s impossible. After all, he’s just too beautiful.”
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[Entertainment Circle: How a Fanboy Becomes a Sugar Daddy]
“He’s giving me resources and paving the way for me. Isn’t he after my looks? Why hasn’t he made a move after all this time?”
[Ancient Era: The Overwhelmingly Pampered, Evil Charm Prince]
The prince in the wheelchair lifted his head, glancing at the hidden guard perched on the roof beam. “This prince is frail and susceptible to the cold. I require a bed warmer.”
[Apocalypse: Oh no! Humanity’s strongest warrior has defected to the zombie king!]
With the prince’s slender neck and sharp fangs inches away, the powerful esper arched his brows and smiled. “Bite me if you’re hungry.”
[Modern Rebirth: The Years I Beat Up the Black Lotus.]
“He’s truly remarkably resilient,” Cheng Kaixin couldn’t help but marvel. “After being beaten so many times, he still comes back here to offer himself up as a punching bag.”
[Western Fantasy: The Holy Son of Light Is Worried Again Today.]
“When will he finally become my Chief Covenanted Knight?”
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A shameless, looks-obsessed, and reckless shou x various protagonist gongs with different attributes.
