The Tool Brother Thinks It’s Not Okay [Quick Transmigration] - Chapter 1

Cheng Kaixin felt like he was being swept away in a raging torrent. Then, his body suddenly sank, and the dizzying sensation finally stopped. His senses gradually returned.

Through a haze, he saw a computer screen glowing before him. It seemed to be a livestream, with the volume turned up high. A male voice, slightly distorted by the screen, still sounded clear and pleasant.

He blinked hard, trying to make out the person on screen, when the system in his mind began chattering incessantly. “Host, I’ve already transmitted the plotline to you. The protagonist of this world is Qin Yunran. Your mission is to help him become a film emperor and create opportunities for him to get together with the female lead. If you have any plans or encounter any difficulties, just ask me. I’m an S-class rated system, highly experienced and knowledgeable…”

The cold, mechanical voice droned on monotonously, each word buzzing in his head like a headache.

Cheng Kaixin clicked his tongue impatiently and pointed at the gifts flashing across the livestream screen. “They charge money for talking. You charge lives.”

The system choked.

It clearly remembered when it first met Cheng Kaixin; the man had seemed quite reasonable. His solid, powerful soul had floated calmly in the air. Even when confronted with his own mangled corpse, he hadn’t panicked but remained calm and composed.

The system’s full name was the “Number One Lackey Training System,” and as the name suggested, its mission objective was…

“I know this already,” Cheng Kaixin interrupted before the system could finish its introduction. “It’s the kind where I shout ‘666’ when the protagonist fights, act as his wingman when he’s hitting on girls, take a bullet for him at crucial moments, and occasionally die to fuel his character development. Basically, I’m a tool character.”

Could there be a more perfect host? The system was ecstatic. Without asking any further questions, it immediately bonded with Cheng Kaixin and jumped to this entertainment industry mission world.

Given Cheng Kaixin’s understanding of a lackey’s duties, the system figured he’d complete the mission smoothly without needing much guidance.

With this in mind, the system decided it could tolerate Cheng Kaixin’s somewhat irritating tone. It mentally rallied itself and continued, “Qin Yunran recently played the second male lead in a campus drama and gained some popularity. His career is on the rise. Based on my analysis, if you play Qin Yunran’s devoted fanboy, spend generously, and praise him lavishly, becoming his number one lackey will be within reach…”

Cheng Kaixin rubbed his temples, processing the overwhelming information flooding his mind. “Just shutting up would be helping me right now.”

“Very well,” the system replied.

This body belonged to Lu Jinhua, the young master of the Lu Group. Born into wealth and favored by his elders, he spent his days indulging in leisure, a textbook example of a second-generation heir. As the system had said, this beginner’s task was remarkably simple. As a rich second-generation heir, he had both money and time to spare. He could lavish fortunes on his idol, showering him with resources without a second thought, all perfectly reasonable for someone in his position.

This identity seemed tailor-made for a devoted fanboy.

“It suits me perfectly,” Cheng Kaixin said, a smirk playing on his lips.

“Exactly!” the system encouraged him. “You’re the ideal candidate to play a fanboy!”

“Fanboy?” Cheng Kaixin repeated, his tone teasing. “I meant—I’m quite adept at playing a spoiled young master.”

The system struggled to reassure itself: It’s a good thing the host’s personality aligns with his role. A good thing.

The pleasing male voice from earlier was still speaking, drawing Cheng Kaixin’s attention back to the screen. A live broadcast was underway, the chat scrolling so rapidly it nearly obscured the entire screen.

“That’s Qin Yunran, the male lead,” the system explained. “His acting is solid, and he’s quite popular right now.”

Cheng Kaixin dismissed the chat and focused on Qin Yunran. His casual gaze suddenly sharpened, his eyes locking onto the actor’s face.

Perhaps to match the character he’d just played, Qin Yunran wore a white shirt, his smile softening his usually cool features, giving him a clean and radiant aura. Though he was already twenty-three, he still looked remarkably youthful, almost like the school heartthrob had stepped straight out of the drama.

“What’s up?” the System asked, noticing Cheng Kaixin’s sudden “Whoa!” and his straightening posture.

Cheng Kaixin’s voice was soft and quick. “He’s really good-looking.”

The System: “……?”

“[The Most Beautiful Youth] has been voted the most popular campus romance drama, and Yunran, you’re the undisputed school heartthrob in everyone’s eyes,” the female host’s voiceover announced. “Now, let’s dive into our most anticipated segment: the live chat interaction! I’m sure everyone has plenty to say to our male god, right?”

The live chat window in the lower left corner began scrolling even faster.

Qin Yunran selected a comment. “In the drama, Zhang Ziming is a top student but a complete klutz when it comes to sports. What about you in real life?” After reading it, he chuckled. “Actually, I’m the exact opposite of Zhang Ziming. I used to skip class to play basketball all the time. During lectures, I felt like the teachers were all hypnotists, making me dizzy and sleepy.

He sighed lightly. “A classic case of ‘all brawn, no brains.'”

The live chat erupted with laughter, the comments scrolling wildly. His self-deprecating humor was surprisingly down-to-earth.

A fan gifted a hundred-yuan gift, pushing their comment to the center of the screen:

[Cheng Xin: pure and innocent junior or Yu Qingxuan: scheming older sister. Which do you prefer?]

[The scheming one is the second female lead, not Yu Qingxuan! This question is so annoying.]

[How many times do we have to say it? Don’t project character traits onto the actors! Our Xuanxuan is a total sweetheart! Back off and leave her alone!]

[Yu Qingxuan plays the role so convincingly, she must be a scheming woman in real life too. Call me the ultimate bitch detector.]

In the drama, Yu Qingxuan’s character, the second female lead, was in love with Zhang Ziming. To get his attention, she used some harmless tricks. But Zhang Ziming was hopelessly devoted to the female lead, who in turn loved the male lead. In the end, both Yu Qingxuan’s character and Zhang Ziming ended up heartbroken.

Some viewers took the drama too seriously, transferring their dislike of the character onto the actress herself. Yu Qingxuan, a newcomer with no established fanbase, had played such an unlikable role. Her Weibo was flooded with hate comments, causing her considerable distress.

This commenter had directly used the actors’ names instead of the characters, making the question clearly provocative. It was obviously meant to start a fight. The rational drama fans, Yu Qingxuan’s supporters, and her haters immediately erupted into a chaotic argument in the comments.

The question was a trap. Answering either way would easily invite backlash. Off-camera, Yu Qingxuan’s manager frowned and gestured to Qin Yunran, signaling him not to answer.

Qin Yunran thought for a moment, then said slowly, “Actually, I prefer the term ‘sophistication’ over ‘scheming.’ To me, ‘scheming’ carries a negative connotation, while ‘sophistication’ is neutral. Of course, pure and straightforward girls are lovely, but girls who bravely pursue their goals without harming others are also admirable and deserve praise.”

Exactly! I’ve always felt that way. Now, any girl who’s even slightly proactive is labeled a schemer. Who even made up that rule?

My brother’s understanding is so profound and gentle! sobs

“Impressive! You really know how to talk,” Cheng Kaixin said with a smile. Qin Yunran hadn’t chosen anyone, yet he didn’t come across as evasive. With just a few words, he had completely turned the situation around. Now the comments were full of praise for his strong values and high emotional intelligence.

Many viewers started sending him gifts, but Qin Yunran showed no sign of delight. “Please don’t spend so much,” he said. “If you want to support me, please focus on my work.”

Amidst a flood of desperate confessions in the comments, he picked out a few serious questions to answer and even sang the theme song from the drama at a fan’s request.

[The comments erupted: “Not only is he stunningly beautiful, but he also sings so well!” Ranran, it must be hard being an angel who’s descended to earth!]

Cheng Kaixin nodded in agreement, then casually clicked his mouse, sending twenty Exploding Hearts in quick succession.

The system was stunned. [What are you doing?!]

The Exploding Heart was the most expensive gift, costing 99,999. With a few clicks, Cheng Kaixin had spent two million on Qin Yunran!

Had Cheng Kaixin suddenly become a rich second-generation heir, so overwhelmed by the astronomical sum in his account that he’d lost his mind? He should spend money on Qin Yunran, but not like this!

Wads of cash poured out like a river, transforming into dazzling fireworks that exploded across the screen. Cheng Kaixin rested his chin in his hand, watching with a blissful smile, as if enjoying a real fireworks display.

Amidst the system’s frantic questioning, he casually replied, “With such stunning looks, this is a worthwhile investment.”

“You #¥%@beep—”

The system glitched out in fury.

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