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After a freak accident on set leaves him with a head injury, national heartthrob Jiang Xu wakes up to discover that his arch-rival has become his legal spouse.
How terrifying!
When on earth did they get married? Why can’t he remember a thing?
His rival produces two bright red marriage certificates. In the wedding photo, Jiang Xu sees himself leaning on Xu Zhiyan’s shoulder, smiling like a total fool.
Jiang Xu is frantic. He is convinced that Xu Zhiyan must have coerced him, and that he would never have compromised and registered for marriage otherwise. As long as he refuses to acknowledge it, the marriage effectively never happened.
In an effort to draw a line between himself and his rival, Jiang Xu joins a dating reality show and declares, “I won’t give a second glance to any man over twenty-five.”
Xu Zhiyan’s fans respond, “Perfect! Take our idol away; we aren’t interested!”
The entire internet waits for the two of them to tear each other apart on the show, only to find themselves fed a mouthful of dog food instead.
Xu Zhiyan’s fans lash out wildly, “It must be for the show’s ratings. Jiang Xu, get out! Stop trying to leach off our idol’s fame!”
Later, during the show, Xu Zhiyan enters Jiang Xu’s bedroom late at night, and the trending searches explode!
#Shocking! National Heartthrob and Triple-Threat Film Emperor in Secret Relationship#
Jiang Xu posts on Weibo to clarify, “#Don’t believe the rumors, don’t spread them. Not dating, thank you!#”
Xu Zhiyan’s Weibo post follows immediately after, “#Honey, come home! Our son misses you!#”
Fans (???): “What? I’m already a grandmother?!!!”
Jiang Xu: “?!!”
So much for the entire internet being against them. Who gave you all permission to start shipping them?
[Flustered, Night-Blooming Rose Bottom vs. Mellow, Brandy-Scented Manipulative Top]
