How To Save Yourself From Being Targeted By The Anemo Archon In Genshin Impact?

Having successfully completed his mission, Jiang Yubai exited the apocalyptic world, only to have the system malfunction at the most crucial moment. He was teleported to an unknown corner of the world. Jiang Yubai, who thought he could finally retire after defeating the zombie king and saving the world, was speechless.

The stupid system screamed, “Awooo! Host, stop hitting me! I really do not know where I am!”

“What use are you!” Jiang Yubai snapped.

Starting in a snowy wasteland and armed only with a knife and a gun, Jiang Yubai began his survival journey in the wilderness.

“Want to believe in me? I am very powerful!” said Wendy, the Wind Sprite.

“No, I am not superstitious,” Jiang Yubai replied.

The Towering Lonely King looked at him with interest. “A human actually managed to hurt me. That is interesting.”

“This is not a reason for you to arrest me, thank you,” Jiang Yubai muttered.

As he traveled, he met others who questioned his presence. Zhongli asked, “Young friend, you are not from here, are you?” Meanwhile, Tartaglia was thrilled by the challenge. “It has been so long since I have had such a satisfying fight! Let us do it again, friend, after a while.”

The system eventually exclaimed in horror, “Host, why are they all so twisted and perverted? Why are all the men falling for you? Run! He is coming!”

“How should I know?” Jiang Yubai replied. “You trash system, you brought me to this god like but unscientific world just to trick me, did you not?”

Jiang Yubai was greatly shocked and terrified. His body stiffened instantly as another person’s warmth pressed against his back and his waist was tightly encircled. A familiar voice whispered in his ear, “Hey, do not even think about escaping.”

The tone was the same as before, but the gaze of a god was now fixed on him, leaving no escape. Sensing danger, Jiang Yubai paused and glanced down at his limbs, which were now silently bound by the wind. He moved his lower lip, struggling desperately. “I am straight.”

“Hmm, so what?”

Jiang Yubai was left speechless. Help, help!

Pre-order: Transmigrated as a Cat and Relentlessly Pursues Venti

He woke up to find the sky had fallen because he had turned into a cat. Before he could even lament his miserable fate, his legs refused to obey him as soon as he stood up. He sprawled on the ground, completely helpless, not even knowing how to walk on cat legs.

He tried to grumble, but what came out was a soft meow. A soft laugh came from the tree above. He froze and mechanically looked up. His beloved Wendy, whom he dreamed of holding, was munching on a red apple and watching the scene with a smile.

Instantly, he snapped to attention. His eyes gleamed like a hungry wolf pouncing on its prey, but he instead crashed into the tree.

“Hahaha!” Wendy laughed.

Just you wait, he thought. Once I have tamed my new body, I will come find you.

He wandered the streets and alleys of Mondstadt, searching everywhere for that green figure and even becoming a regular at the taverns. By using his cuteness to get freebies from many cat owners, he honed his skills in seducing and luring humans to perfection.

After obtaining the Thunder God’s Eye, the first thing he did was electrocute his fur, turning himself into a hairless cat. Then, a sudden change occurred. While he was rolling over trying to seduce the Traveler, he suddenly transformed into human form amidst a flash of light.

Before he could even feel ashamed, he was swept away by the wind. By the time he realized what was happening, he was already in Venti’s arms. Venti’s eyes were dangerously sharp as he asked, “Who were you just seducing?”

Overwhelmed by being in his wife’s embrace, he impulsively kissed the Anemo Archon of Mondstadt.