God is Being Pampered by the Group - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Starting from Picking Up a Silver-Haired Beauty

Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do?

The withered and shriveled world reached its end, shattering before the eyes like a mirror. Watching this spectacular scene, a sense of infinite sadness emerged.

When the last fragment of the world completely vanished into the darkness, His thoughts stopped as well.

However, he never expected to have a chance to wake up once again…

Stabbing sunlight shot down from the sky, making Him narrow His eyes slightly. His thoughts seemed to still linger on the doomsday-like scenes of the previous moment, but soon, He regained clarity.

Seeing the surrounding environment clearly, those buildings reflected in His golden eyes looking both familiar and strange caused Him to rarely reveal a somewhat stunned expression.

He remembered very clearly that He was originally just an ordinary resident of the new era, but one day accidentally drifted to an alien world and became a supreme God beyond imagination. He lived there for millions of years, witnessing the vicissitudes of the human world, the constant changes, the rising and falling of tides, and the swift passage of time.

He thought He would stay there forever, until the end of time, and then vanish along with the exhaustion of that world… and in fact, that was exactly what happened.

But now, has He… returned?

Returned to the place of origin.

Finally recovering from the daze a feeling that was truly rare for Him, who had survived for millions of years.

He remained silent for a moment, noticing some differences between the current environment and His ancient memories. However, the ceaseless sound coming from his ear made Him tilt His head slightly, looking toward the direction of that sound first.

In an instant, the incessant chattering stopped abruptly.

…

When Guan Zhou realized his car had hit someone, he panicked for a moment. In his mind, a series of hot-search scandals flashed by, such as “Shocking! Big Star Guan Zhou driving drunk and hitting someone!” or “Big Star Guan Zhou hit-and-run!”

…Alright, he was overthinking it. As a small star who wasn’t even considered “18th-tier,” even a scandal was a luxury.

Guan Zhou immediately shifted gears and got out of the car, quickly arriving at the front. A strange figure was sitting upright on the road before the car.

At this time, it was getting late; the sun was sinking, leaving a bit of orange-red afterglow hanging in the sky. The streetlights had not yet lit up.

But Guan Zhou was immediately drawn at first glance by that silver-white long hair that seemed to emit a slight glow.

After a few breaths, Guan Zhou snapped out of it and noticed the other person’s strange clothes, which were out of step with this era’s pure white robe-like attire that looked very high-end. As his gaze met that silver hair again, a flash of inspiration hit Guan Zhou.

Cosplay?

Shaking his head, the most important thing now was to determine if this person was okay. It didn’t look very serious, but he definitely felt the impact just now. While taking out his phone to prepare to call 110 (police), Guan Zhou spoke urgently to the back of the suspected cosplayer:

“Hey, are you okay? Is it serious? How about I take you to the hospital?”

In his heart, he was prepared to be extorted for a sum of money. After all, in this day and age, morals are declining and people are not what they used to be; the crowd of “scammers” (staged accidents) is dozens of times higher than before.

But regardless, he hit the person first. Guan Zhou believed he was responsible and would not do something like a hit-and-run.

However, after shouting for a long time without seeing any movement from the other party, Guan Zhou’s heart skipped a beat, and he grew nervous. Was it really serious?

His finger holding the phone trembled slightly, almost uncontrollably pressing the call button for 110, when the motionless figure in front of him suddenly turned its head and looked over at him.

The appearance hidden by the silver hair was thus exposed right under his eyes—

Guan Zhou’s eyes widened slightly, instantly stunned by the beauty.

It was an exquisite face, skin white to the point of being nearly transparent, snowy-white eyelashes thick and slightly curled, and a pair of pale golden eyes that were indifferent and serene. When they landed on him, it actually gave Guan Zhou a sudden feeling of being overwhelmed by favor.

This… should be a beauty that does not belong to the mortal world…

Guan Zhou felt dazed for the umpteenth time.

And at such a close distance, Guan Zhou could not see any traces of makeup or plastic surgery on this perfect face. With his eyes sharpened by many years in the entertainment industry, he feared that even those Best Actor and Best Actress winners ranked first on the public’s beauty charts were not as good-looking as this person…

By the time Guan Zhou finally came back to his senses, he saw that the other person had already stood up from the ground.

The figure was tall and slender, neither too tall nor too short, the proportions were just right. That silver-white long hair fell naturally and was incredibly smooth, as if it were natural, matching the strange clothing with an unexpected harmony and beauty.

Even a “straight as steel” man like Guan Zhou couldn’t help but feel his heart flutter for a moment.

No, appreciating beautiful things is human nature, so he was no exception.

Amidst his wandering thoughts, Guan Zhou subconsciously thought that if this face were placed in the entertainment industry, it would become an instant hit in minutes.

Then, Guan Zhou noticed the other’s perfectly intact body; even the clothes were as clean as new without a speck of dust. Although his subconscious felt it was a bit weird, his heart was genuinely relieved.

“Sorry, I was distracted while driving and accidentally hit you. It’s good that you’re okay!”

Having said that, at this point, Guan Zhou wasn’t even sure if he had actually hit the other person. After all, if he really did, would the person hit have no problems at all?

Of course, he didn’t know that the one in front of him could not be judged by common logic.

He, or “He,” within these few short minutes of awakening, had completely cleared His mind. At the same time, He felt His power as a God from an alien world being rapidly suppressed to the upper limit of this world’s level, though it did not disappear.

Thus, He understood that this world might contain certain oddities.

His pale golden, ripple-less eyes slowly scanned the environment by the roadside.

Indeed, although similar, is it another world distinct from the original Earth…

Guan Zhou inexplicably felt a hint of sadness, which made the words he was about to say stop suddenly, but that feeling was fleeting and undetectable.

Guan Zhou rubbed his nose, thinking that since this person was fine, there was nothing more for him to do. He organized his language again, intending to say a few words of concern and then leave, when he saw the other’s pale golden eyes turn slightly, meeting his gaze.

Guan Zhou: …?

…

So, why did he take this silver-haired beauty, whom he suspected of hitting but who was perfectly fine, back home?

Half an hour later, in Guan Zhou’s small one-bedroom apartment, a special guest was welcomed for the first time.

Yes.

Guan Zhou picked the person up and brought them home.

The reason was that half an hour ago, this silver-haired beauty spoke. Using a voice so good it could practically make one’s ears “pregnant,” He said to him:

“Could you take me in?”

Guan Zhou felt he must have been possessed by a ghost. In this situation, shouldn’t he normally call the police to handle it? Whether this person ran away from home or encountered some robbery that left them penniless, etc.

Moreover, the other person’s age didn’t look very old, somewhere between a teenager and a young man they should still be in university, right?

Guan Zhou is 26 this year; rounding up, he’s almost 30. He considered himself much older than the other party. As a mature adult, one must think maturely.

“Your name?” “…”

“Where do you live?” “…”

“What happened?” “…”

“…”

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

The three great unsolved mysteries of life.

After inexplicably picking up the silver-haired beauty and bringing them home, Guan Zhou regained his logic and began questioning. In his mind, wearing a cosplay outfit and looking like they just left a certain comic convention while appearing physically fine, what kind of accident could they have encountered?

So the answer must be running away from home.

“You don’t believe it?”

On the sofa, the silver-haired beauty sat upright. Snowy-white eyelashes, the same color as the silver-white long hair, were long and curled. The gaze landed on Guan Zhou, who was separated by a coffee table, as he spoke indifferently.

Don’t believe it? Don’t believe what? Don’t believe He comes from another world?

Guan Zhou felt that if he believed it, he would be crazy. He didn’t expect the other party to be a “Chuunibyou” (Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome) patient, and a severely ill one at that… wait.

Guan Zhou rubbed his chin, once again looking the other person up and down in their outfit that was out of place with society. Was this an attempt to play some kind of… persona? Guan Zhou sighed deeply that he was indeed getting old and didn’t quite understand the thoughts of young people nowadays.

He spread his hands helplessly and said, “Alright, it’s dark now, I’ll take you in for one night. But—”

He suddenly braced his body and leaned over, revealing a kind smile.

“You have to at least tell ‘Big Brother’ what your name is, right?”

“…”