After a Contractual Romance with the Scumbag Movie Queen - Chapter 68

【Thread Topic: What to Do When Your Girlfriend is Too Skilled?】

【OP ID: PokeTheDimple】

【OP:

Hi everyone, this is my first time posting here for advice, so please bear with me.

First, some background: My girlfriend and I have been together for over six months (redacted). She’s five years younger than me (redacted) and lives across the street from me. She’s liked me since she was little, quietly waiting for me all these years, and I’ve secretly liked her too. After reuniting, we got together, and it’s been sweet and happy ever since.

Now, the issue. My girlfriend usually seems very sweet and obedient, but when it comes to that, she’s quite dominant and full of surprises. I often can’t keep up.

Even after six months together, she still comes up with new ideas all the time. I’m always the one passively going along, struggling to take charge.

I feel like I don’t have that mature, experienced, mysterious charm older partners are supposed to have, so it’s been bothering me a bit.

I heard the sisters on this forum are worldly-wise, so I’d appreciate any advice. Thanks.

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【2L: Early to the thread, waiting to see what others say. (PS: Is this really not a humblebrag post?)】

【3L: OP’s description is a bit vague. Can you elaborate on how skilled she is?】

【4L: Yeah, based on the info given, it’s hard to offer advice. Maybe add more details?】

【17L (OP): Okay, I’ll give a few examples. Like, she’ll randomly pull up a video and insist we do exactly what’s in it.】

【18L (OP): Or she’ll stand by the floor-to-ceiling window, make me look at all the people downstairs who like me, and then… (PS: The window’s one-way, so they can’t see in.)】

【19L: Taking notes, taking notes!】

【20L: So creative, gonna try this next time.】

【28L (OP): Uh, why is everyone just taking notes? Can someone actually help me? [crying emoji]】

【29L: Ahem, let me analyze this. What do you mean by “people who like you”? Like admirers?】

【30L (OP): Not exactly, more like people who admire me. I have a bit of a reputation in my professional circle (redacted).】

【31L: ? Wait, are you a celebrity?】

【32L: Could be. OP’s redactions are kinda weird, who censors age gaps and relationship length? Unless both of you are public figures?】

【33L (OP): No, celebrities are probably too busy for this kind of frequency.】

【34L: Fair point. So how frequent are we talking?】

【35L (OP): Do I have to share that too?】

【36L: OP, as a newbie, you might not know, but advice threads usually require very detailed context. Otherwise, it’s hard for us to help with limited info. And hey, it’s the internet, no need to be shy.】

【37L: Also, a heads-up, OP, keep it subtle. The mods here are kinda strict.】

【38L (OP): Got it… Due to work, we don’t see each other every day. But when we do, unless it’s that time of the month, we…】

【39L (OP): As for frequency, it depends on how tired I am. Sometimes I pass out after three rounds, other times I last seven before crashing.】

【40L: Shocked! So you mean she goes until she passes out every time? Now I finally get why OP says he can’t keep up. Your girlfriend has way too much stamina!】

【41L: First time seeing a real-life “wolf pup” (energetic younger partner). Gotta snap a pic for memories.】

【42L: This is hard to judge. So what exactly are you asking for? Or could you specify what you mean by “the charm of an experienced, mature, and mysterious older partner”?】

【48L (OP): I just want to stop being so passive all the time. I want to take the initiative and surprise her with moves she’s never thought of, so she’ll be impressed and think I’m really skilled.】

【49L: Got it. Why don’t you try xxx?】

【68L (OP): Thanks for the suggestions, everyone. But… I’ve already tried all of them [sad face]. Any other ideas?】

【69L: (Gasps) (Eyes widen) (Speechless) (Hands trembling)】

【70L: I read OP’s post in #68 over and over, and each time, I feel something new.】

【71L: I keep typing and deleting replies, not sure what to say. Just… really envious of OP’s vibrant life.】

【72L: I genuinely want to help, but I realize my experience pales in comparison to OP’s. Feeling defeated, I’m logging off. Bye!】

【102L: Alright, OP, why don’t you list out what you’ve already tried? Otherwise, we’re just shooting in the dark here.】

【128L (OP): Okay, give me a sec.】

【152L (OP): [Content under review. A warning has been issued to OP’s account.]】

【167L (OP): [Content under review. A warning has been issued to OP’s account.]】

【168L: So curious about what OP posted. Damn censorship!】

【169L: Well, now I truly believe OP’s girlfriend is that good.】

【170L (OP): Sorry, no matter how I edit it, the post won’t go through】

【171L: I just thought of something. Earlier, someone mentioned going to OP’s workplace, but OP said they’ve tried that. What about going to your girlfriend’s workplace instead?】

【173L (OP): Haven’t tried that yet. But her workplace is surrounded by mirrors. I’d feel kinda shy [sad face].】

【174L: OP, you’re not thinking straight. If you want to impress her, you’ve gotta drop the shyness and go all out.】

【175L: Surrounded by mirrors? Sounds like a dance studio. Is your girlfriend a dancer?】

【178L (OP): Kinda close, I guess. Sorry, can’t reveal too much about this.】

【179L: Wait, is she an idol or something?】

【180L: Since you haven’t tried it yet, OP, you should go for it! She might be surprised by your boldness and see you in a whole new light!】

【181L: Here’s a little tip for OP, being on top will bring surprises.】

【200L (OP): Thanks, everyone. I’ve decided to give it a try later.】

【201L: Waiting for OP’s good news.】

【301L: OP said yesterday afternoon they were going to try, but it’s already noon the next day. Where’s the update?】

【315L(OP): I’m back. Just woke up.】

【316L: Looks like things got pretty intense. So, OP, did you manage to hold your ground yesterday?】

【338L: OP disappeared again? Update us, don’t make me beg.】

【339L(OP): Sorry, didn’t mean to leave you hanging. It’s just that she woke up too, and then. well.】

【340L: Oh.】

【341L: Jaw dropped.】

【342L(OP): Sorry to disappoint everyone. Even though I brought it up first, I still couldn’t hold my ground. She had too many. innovations on the concept, and I just.】

【343L: Pat pat, OP. Your girlfriend’s just too good at this. These things take time at least she saw your determination.】

【346L: How did this happen? OP, did you not see my advice about taking the lead?】

【347L(OP): I did, and I tried. But I’m really not suited for it. I melted into her arms in seconds, and it just made things even more,】

【348L: Well.】

【349L: From the way OP describes it, you sound like a total bottom. What’s your ratio?】

【350L(OP): 0.1?】

【351L: That question mark is doing a lot of work. Sounds like OP’s a full 0 but added a token decimal to save face.】

【352L: Above commenter nailed it.】

【353L(OP): So, any other suggestions?】

【354L: Seems tough. OP, is this eating you up inside, or is it just a minor thing? If it’s not urgent, I can ask a knowledgeable friend in a few days.】

【355L(OP): It’s not really causing me distress, it’s still fun! I’ve just developed. ambitions. I’ll wait for your update!】

【356L: After 300+ posts, surely no one still thinks this isn’t just a flex post, right?】

【357L: After 300+ posts, surely no one’s still here to actually help and not just to enjoy the fluff?】

【358L(OP): No, I really do want advice! [crying]】

【359L: OP, you’re too soft. Even if we give advice, it’s just a band-aid. Honestly, I’m a little worried someone like you might get pushed around at work.】

【362L(OP): Nah, at work I’m actually pretty ruthless.】

【363L: Got it. Only sweet and soft for the girlfriend, huh? You two! Keep posting, I’m loving this.】

【364L: Found it! OP, check this out [link]. Try it with your girlfriend.】

【368L(OP): Just read it. That’s… a bit much. I don’t think I can do that [stunned]】

【369L: OP, this is your moment! You’ve got this!】

【370L: Go for it!】

【378L(OP): Fine. We’ve both been traveling for work and haven’t seen each other. I’ll try it next time.】

【599L: Almost 600 posts in, and OP’s gone MIA. Did they abandon the thread?】

【630L (OP): Sorry, we’ve both been too busy this month and haven’t met up. Seeing each other tonight~】

【631L: What kind of jobs do you have that you can’t even meet once a month?】

【632L: This really seems like celebrities. Let me analyze quietly.

OP is known for their decisive methods, has a reputation in their professional circle, and is admired by many. OP’s girlfriend works at a dance studio.

Both travel frequently for work and are so busy they can’t meet for a month. A while back, OP was replying instantly and trying out suggestions from netizens right away, as if both OP and their girlfriend had a lot of free time. What kind of job fits this description? Isn’t it being a celebrity?

Combined with OP being older and their girlfriend living across the street, having had a crush on her for years.

Uh, Qi Puzhi, is that you on your main account?】

【633L: Holy crap, the analysis above makes so much sense? And OP’s ID is “Poke the Dimples Hard”doesn’t Jiang Tian have dimples?】

【634L: ??? Help】

【648L: I’ve been following this thread for two months, and it turns out to be about my CP?】

……

【999L (OP): I didn’t check for one day, and now the comments are all, I’m not Teacher Qi, please don’t misunderstand [pitiful].】

【1000L: Although the background is somewhat similar, there’s no need to jump to conclusions. Jiang Qi already has plenty of online sugar CP fans, don’t come here to spam. Think about how OP must feel.】

【1001L: True, although I’m also a Jiang Qi CP fan, let’s all behave and keep it low-key. Besides, Teacher Qi is a charismatic boss and award-winning actress, she wouldn’t be as soft as OP.】

【1002L: Yeah, if it were Teacher Qi, I feel like she’d still be able to hold her own.】

【1019L: Apologies to OP, us CP fans have been a bit too spoiled by the real deal and are forgetting to keep it within our own circle [fidgets].】

【1219L: OP, why aren’t you saying anything anymore? Are you mad? I just found something new to share.】

【1240L (OP): Not mad, just been really busy lately. And honestly, I’ve gradually made peace with myself, whether I can hold my own or not doesn’t matter, as long as we love each other well.】

【1241L (OP): But, could you still share that new thing?】

【1242L: LMAO, OP seems to have given up but not entirely.】

【1285L: [link][link][link]】

【1296L: Wow! After reading, this feels like a game-changer.】

【1297L (OP): Hmm… I have a feeling this time it’s going to work.】

【1298L: AHHHHH OP GO FOR IT!!】

【1299L: Supporting OP in spirit】

【1699L (OP): I’m back [stunned]】

【1700L: Hurry hurry, OP, don’t split it into parts, just tell us the result!】

【1701L: Judging by OP’s emoji, it doesn’t seem good.】

【1708L (OP): Here’s the thing. Last time, everyone thought I was Teacher Qi, and this thread seems to have spread in some fandom. So my girlfriend saw it, but she pretended not to know.】

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Last night, we met up. That new thing the sister mentioned last time, I suddenly got shy in the moment and couldn’t bring myself to do it. My girlfriend had probably been quietly looking forward to it for a while. After waiting and not getting what she expected, she couldn’t hold back anymore and took the initiative to guide me through it. That’s how I knew she’d seen it.]

[1709L: OMG!! But also, kinda sweet. Your girlfriend is really smooth!]

[1709L (OP): [shrug] Honestly, I saw this coming. At this point, I’ve given up any thoughts of “stepping up.” Happily lying flat is also a choice. It’s almost our one-year anniversary (redacted), and I hope we can stay in the honeymoon phase forever. Wishing everyone else happiness too]

[1720L: OP, are you not updating anymore? Kinda sad to see it go, you and your girlfriend are seriously adorable.]

[1741L: Something feels a little off. If this post spreads, it’ll definitely end up in Jiang Qi’s CP fan group. OP’s girlfriend saw it, does that mean she’s also a shipper? Plus, according to rumors, Jiang Qi’s relationship is about to hit its two-year mark, which kinda lines up with OP’s timeline. I know we’re not supposed to decode, but it really seems like.]

[1748L: Honestly, I’ve been lowkey treating this as Jiang Qi themselves (whispers)]

[2501L (Moderator): Warning, this post violates forum rules. Multiple unsafe links detected. The thread has exceeded 1,000 replies, and the spread of these links violates Forum Rule #17. The following actions have been taken against the OP and are hereby announced:

Account suspension (ID: PokeTheDimple; real-name verified: Qi **) for 180 days.]