The Security Guard Who Won the Heart of the Unattainable Actress - Chapter 35.1

Chapter 35.1

Oh my god, did I wake up too fast… Did I see a bear?

A bear head topped with a screaming chicken, that’s the production team’s ingenuity

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what on earth is that!

The moment the live stream opened, I was almost melted by those bear ears. Taking a closer look, it’s Security Guard 06. She really is a cute girl! That hat with the cool sunglasses and mask is too adorable

Run! The security guards are here to catch you!

After the live stream started, the camera first skipped over the guests and focused on the accompanying security guards rushing over. Old fans of variety shows, seeing the security guards holding eye masks, knew instantly that a mission was coming.

Only with the camera on now, did I realize that the bear-ears sister truly looks like a cute little bear amidst all those big men.

Jiang Qiaoye, son, is your courage really that small! Everyone else was quiet, and only you got scared again!

While others are fumbling in the dark, Wen Yingzhi and Ran Mingyue have already found the prop! As expected of the women I follow.

That chicken’s scream is genuinely hilarious.

Wen Yingzhi was also aware of the effect the fans wanted. As Li Guang was completely bewildered, she pinched the chicken a fourth time. However, after this last pinch, Ran Mingyue slapped her hand away.

“Stop messing with her,” Ran Mingyue said. “It’s bad enough your mouth is rude, now your hands are too.”

“That’s unfair, are you alluding to me?” Wen Yingzhi was exasperated but then shifted her gaze towards Hua Yuzhi before quickly pulling it back. “I got to it first.”

“I touched it too.” Ran Mingyue’s fingertips were still on the ears of Li Guang’s hat, the texture soft.

Li Guang: “…”

Seriously, if she wasn’t an ear enthusiast, how could she so accurately grab her ears?

Li Guang truly wanted to escape, but she couldn’t move.

How on earth did these two notice her!!

The comments section started oscillating between Support Wen Yingzhi and Ran Mingyue fighting it out and What kind of toxic love triangle drama are you three performing here, finally settling on Hahahahaha look at the others.

Aside from Wen Yingzhi and Ran Mingyue, everyone else was highly inconvenienced after being blindfolded.

Hands flailed in the air, some poked the security guards’ eyes, some jabbed noses, and one swing almost knocked off a guard’s hat.

Being a security guard required some agility. Fortunately, the well-trained guards knew how to protect themselves.

Li Guang remained motionless, watching the chaotic scene.

Hua Yuzhi, Jiang Qiaoye, and Chai Ning, along with Security Guard 4, Luotuo, were nearby. Luotuo’s hat prop was a wiggle scooter, and Chai Ning’s was a skateboard.

She estimated that the props for those two guests were between her two colleagues.

Li Guang knew what a wiggle scooter was—it’s for children. For an adult to wiggle all the way to the amusement park would be making things difficult for themselves. Li Guang didn’t think the wiggle scooter suited Hua Yuzhi and hoped she could help Hua Yuzhi out.

And what about Teacher Wen? Why wasn’t Teacher Wen moving at all!

Wen Yingzhi was just holding the screaming chicken on Li Guang’s head, staring her down. Moving was impossible. Li Guang thought to herself inappropriately, Are these two still not reconciled? Ran Mingyue and I already are.

Wait, the relationship between me and Sister Mingyue can’t be compared that way.

Just as Jiang Qiaoye’s hand grabbed the prop from Luotuo’s hat brim, Hua Yuzhi narrowly missed it and stumbled to the side, losing her balance.

Wen Yingzhi’s hands were occupied, so Li Guang reached out to help stabilize her.

But Li Guang gave Wen Yingzhi a knowing look, and Wen Yingzhi spoke up: “Be careful.”

Hua Yuzhi said, “Wen Yingzhi, why are you pretending to be Guard 06? Don’t be so fake, okay?”

After saying that, Hua Yuzhi groped to her left. Chai Ning was quite cooperative, lowering his head slightly so Hua Yuzhi could grab the prop.

“…” While Wen Yingzhi was speechless, Hua Yuzhi tore off her eye mask. She smiled at Wen Yingzhi, “Sister Yingzhi, sorry about that.”

The “Sister Yingzhi” was sweet, but her eyes held distance. Li Guang felt like her good intentions had somehow backfired.

“I want the chicken!” Jiang Qiaoye looked at the skateboard he’d grabbed and walked toward Li Guang with longing. “What’s the fun in a skateboard?”

Very good, very good. In fact, except for the chicken’s unusual task requirement, everything else was normal. Li Guang started signaling to Ran Mingyue and Wen Yingzhi again. Hurry up! Just hand over the chicken!

To her surprise, the two in front of her spoke in unison: “No.”

Li Guang: ?

Did the electromagnetic waves of my telepathy get damaged? Why don’t you understand!!

Song Suoqi and Xiang Que had also retrieved their props and gathered. Seeing that everyone had their props, Wang Rou stepped forward to announce the next step.

“Everyone, please show your props to the camera.”

“What???” Song Suoqi rushed to straighten himself. “When did you turn the cameras on?”

Damn it, where’s my image?

The others were fine. Having been in the industry for a long time, they naturally understood that the production team wouldn’t miss such a good time to capture the guests’ shocked reactions. Even if it wasn’t live, it would be edited into the show’s bloopers.

Wang Rou said, “I’ll announce it. Song Suoqi has the bicycle, Xiang Que has the walking card, and Hua Yuzhi has the wiggle scooter. These are your modes of transport for the last kilometer. Jiang Qiaoye has the… skateboard. That’s pretty good. Ran Mingyue and Wen Yingzhi, you two haven’t settled who gets the prop.”

Li Guang had a “save me” expression on her face.

My head is starting to freeze! Why haven’t they chosen yet!

“I want the chicken, Director, can you give it to me?” Jiang Qiaoye was persistent. “I’ll trade my skateboard prop for it.”

Wen Yingzhi was impatient: “Are you done yet? Didn’t I tell you I’m not trading? If you like the chicken so much, go find your own!”

Hahahahaha unbelievable dialogue.

You can tell Wen Yingzhi is genuinely annoyed. Her mental state during the conversation is 100 years ahead.

You guys are going to make new viewers misunderstand, hahahaha! What provocative words, Jiang Qiaoye, go find your own chicken?

Shh, that’s not something you should say.

Is no one concerned about the pathetic little bear ball? The other security guards are free to move, but she’s stuck there.

Jiang Qiaoye’s face is baffled: What, you’re telling me to find my own chicken?

These two could be used for the show’s publicity image. Shocking! Why did two women fight violently over a chicken at a gas station?

Since Wen Yingzhi and Ran Mingyue hadn’t agreed on who would use the prop, Li Guang could only remain motionless.

“I want the chicken,” Wen Yingzhi said. “I got it first.”

Ran Mingyue: “I grabbed her hat, and she’s my accompanying security guard. What are you arguing with me about?” So, you’re taking your emotional frustration out on me, huh.

There was no way Ran Mingyue would concede.

Wen Yingzhi refused: “This chicken is mine!”

“Speak properly,” Ran Mingyue frowned. “Don’t talk about ‘chicken’ carelessly.”

Wang Rou finally spoke a word of fairness to rescue her: “The two of you retrieved the same prop. If you truly cannot decide, then you will use the prop together.”

Li Guang shook her head in panic. No, no, please don’t! When she shook her head, the other two didn’t release their grip, and the hat shifted on her head. Small curls sprung up from Li Guang’s forehead. Ran Mingyue glared at Wen Yingzhi.

Wen Yingzhi: “…” Was that me? Was that me? Clearly, it wasn’t!

Ran Mingyue: “I agree.”

Wen Yingzhi also said she agreed.

Wang Rou revealed a triumphant smile.

Having received a definite answer, Li Guang could finally retreat out of the camera’s view. The moment both people agreed, she knew it was over.

She couldn’t save the situation; it was already decided. Wang Rou began to explain the travel methods corresponding to each prop. The first four were relatively normal, except for Hua Yuzhi having to use a wiggle scooter.

It wasn’t until the method for the screaming chicken was announced that cracks appeared in the expressions of both Wen Yingzhi and Ran Mingyue.

Ran Mingyue: I think I understand why Li Guang avoided me earlier.

Wen Yingzhi: If you ask… if you ask, the answer is regret…

Wang Rou: “Alright, I will be waiting for everyone at the finish line. Start now; you only have half an hour.”

Undoubtedly, this meant there would be a penalty for those who didn’t complete the task on time.

Jiang Qiaoye wailed, “Oh my gosh, Director, you call this a leisure task? Can’t you just let us rest properly?”

Xiang Que said, “Hurry up and ride your skateboard.”

The walking card Xiang Que got was the most practical of the bunch. He only needed to walk quickly, and he could definitely reach the destination in half an hour. The only downside was that he was a movie star, and he would definitely run into many fans along the way.

Everyone had their disadvantages.

After Wang Rou finished speaking, the production team started the countdown. Li Guang didn’t have time to exchange a glance with Ran Mingyue and was required to quickly return to the car with her colleagues.

Ran Mingyue’s side would only be followed by a cameraman, not a security guard, so Li Guang had to get to the filming location first.

As she got into the car, Hua Yuzhi was laboriously passing the staff car door on her wiggle scooter.

Li Guang: …Hang in there. Godspeed.

She looked back one last time.

All the guests had started making their way to the destination using their respective tools, leaving Ran Mingyue and Wen Yingzhi standing on the roadside, looking at each other.

They clearly hadn’t figured out how to proceed. Fortunately, they could call a taxi. As long as they could get into a car and communicate clearly with the driver, they would be at the entrance in two minutes at most.

The journey was one kilometer. The staff car drove at a steady speed, and Li Guang arrived at the amusement park in seven minutes.

Since the cameramen had gone with the guests, everyone started looking at their phones again.

Chai Ning was watching the live stream on the production team’s platform.

The moment he opened it, Ran Mingyue and Wen Yingzhi’s two beautiful faces were static on the screen.

Li Guang couldn’t help but look out of curiosity.

“You don’t have your phone?” The bear ears were too noticeable; Chai Ning couldn’t ignore them. Li Guang smiled awkwardly, “I was late, right? I forgot to bring it.”

Chai Ning generously shared. Li Guang asked, “Is your phone lagging? Why are Sister Mingyue and Teacher Wen motionless?”

Chai Ning turned on the comments.

Report to new viewers, two beautiful women have been doubting life in the wind for eight minutes. You didn’t misread it; your phone isn’t lagging. They’re frozen

The main camera knows what’s up, it’s been fixed on them since the mission started Hahaha.

Call a taxi, ladies! What does it matter if you’re embarrassed!

Hua Yuzhi on that wiggle scooter is also hilarious. Has she even gone 200 meters yet?

About that. Because I can still see her on the main camera.

I have a roommate who’s already gotten out of bed to go run into Brother Xiang Que.

My best friend is too. She said she’s going to watch Brother Ye skateboard and even brought her own skateboard.

The first wave of people to arrive at the scene says: There are, there are so many people Shocked Xunxunzi face.

“Why don’t the two teachers call a taxi? They’re not moving at all.” Chai Ning asked in confusion. Li Guang found it both funny and painful. “Can’t we go help?”

Chai Ning: “Us? Are you worried that Teacher Ran won’t be able to finish the task? We can’t go. We’re staff, not guests.”

Li Guang was stubborn: “No, I’m not.”

The moment her words fell, Wen Yingzhi spoke: “How long are we going to stand here?”

Ran Mingyue said, “Until you stop fighting me for the chicken.”

“I was wrong, my lord! I was just teasing you.” Wen Yingzhi sighed. She was still holding the screaming chicken she had taken from Li Guang’s head. She squeezed it ventingly, and the screaming chicken went: “SQUAWK!”

Ran Mingyue started hailing a taxi.

It wasn’t rush hour yet, and there were very few people near the gas station. Soon, a taxi stopped in front of them.

Unexpectedly, the driver rolled down his window, saw Ran Mingyue’s face, and didn’t recognize her. “Beauty, where are you going?”

“SQUAWK!” The screaming chicken answered him. Wen Yingzhi smiled and leaned out, holding the chicken toy. “SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!” Sir, can you take us up ahead?

The driver: “What are you playing at?”

Ran Mingyue apologized and shook her head. She opened the door, pushed Wen Yingzhi in, and then got in herself, pointing forward and holding up one finger. (Sir, drive for one kilometer.)

The driver: “Say something, girl?”

He muttered, “She looks so good, but why can’t she talk?”

The cameraman also got in. The driver then said, “Are you filming a show? Am I going to be on TV?”

Wen Yingzhi: “SQUAWK!” (Drive quickly!)

“You don’t look like bad people. I’m driving now.” The driver must have seen a lot; he wasn’t annoyed. He started the car. “Where are we going?”

Ran Mingyue was about to try to gesture again, but Wen Yingzhi grabbed her shoulder, telling her to stay seated. I’ve got this!

As Wen Yingzhi tried to lean forward, Ran Mingyue held her down: I’ll do it.

The two pushed and pulled. Wen Yingzhi accidentally sat on the screaming chicken, which went: “SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK—”

The driver looked suspiciously at the camera.

Driver: Doubting life.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can’t even laugh anymore.

Driver, stop driving! You’re almost there!

One kilometer! Hahaha one kilometer, I understand now.

The suspicion in the driver’s eyes was clear in the camera. While waiting at a red light, he leaned his head over and quietly asked the cameraman, “Is there something… wrong with their heads?”

“Is this some kind of documentary?”

The cameraman shook his head, holding back his laughter. “No, it’s not.”

“Pff…” Li Guang couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Not only did the driver not recognize Wen Yingzhi, but he didn’t even recognize Ran Mingyue.

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