The Mid Laner Is Beautiful, Acts Cute, but Has Class - Chapter 4

In less than fifteen minutes, they completely steamrolled the enemy and ended the game.

Jiang Yuan lingered on the settlement screen for a few seconds.

Setting aside his own trolling antics, this Little Yu God was genuinely powerful.

Despite his playful and teasing tone over the microphone, Little Yu God had kept up with every single one of Jiang Yuan’s chaotic plays.

Whether it was offense or defense, he even secured every single piece of vision with perfect timing.

With a Mid Laner like this, their chances of winning were far higher than when Jiang Yuan played solo in Peak Matches.

“He’s pretty strong,” Jiang Yuan murmured, snapping back to reality as he gave Little Yu God a thumbs-up.

“As expected of a three-time champion Mid Laner.”

【Hahahaha, is Xiaobao being conquered by his skill too?】

【I might trash-talk him, but I can’t deny he’s cracked. He almost made Feng Hen cry in a game once, yet Feng Hen still drags him into Ranked Matches.】

【Little Yu God is basically playing on a different dimension in Ranked. He doesn’t even play it that often, yet he’s always at ten or twenty stars. Pro players love having him boost their rank, hahahaha.】

【I just came back from his stream, and he’s typing in a friend request right now.】

【??? Yuanbao, you’re not allowed to accept it!】

[Mom disapproves of this marriage.]

[Am I the only one curious about what he’ll say?]

[I suggest you don’t be…]

Jiang Yuan had just finished a match when a friend request popped up, just as expected.

[Yu Yuyu Re: Brother! Add me! Let’s play some thrilling, heart-pounding, AO-rated multiplayer games together!]

“…”

What the hell is with this “multiplayer games” line?

Jiang Yuan opened his mouth to speak but hesitated for a long time, his brow furrowing. “Is his username always this… style?”

[Yeah, his last one was Sweet Little Yu.]

[The one before that was Don’t Hit Yu Yu Duck.]

[I’m dying of laughter hahahahahaha. Look at Yuanbao’s disgusted expression.]

[Before, Little Yu God got chased down for a confession by a college guy because his ID was too cute hahahaha. Even after finding out he was an Alpha, the guy said he could accept an AA relationship.]

“He really doesn’t seem much like an Alpha,” Jiang Yuan admitted honestly. Then, as if remembering something, he added with a blush, “His tone and style of speaking…”

Seeing that Jiang Yuan hadn’t accepted yet, Ning Tingyu sent another message.

[Yu Yuyu Re: Accept it, accept it! I want to play with Little Yuan Brother!]

[Yu Yuyu Re: It’s too dangerous for you to jungle alone. Let me carry you as your mid-laner! I’ll protect you!!]

“…”

Jiang Yuan’s expression turned strange.

Isn’t it more dangerous to carry you?

With a combined viewership of over a hundred thousand across both streams, Jiang Yuan hesitated for a long time before finally biting the bullet and accepting the friend request.

Ding!

New messages began popping up in the bottom right corner.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Little Yuan Brother qaq!

– Yu Yuyu Re: Are you still playing Peak Matches?

– Yuan: Yeah.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Okay, can you play a Ranked Match with me after you’re done?

– Yuan: …Maybe.

– Yu Yuyu Re: I’ll wait for you then.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Remember to come find me for a Ranked Match.

– Yu Yuyu Re: It’s fine. After you finish your Peak Match, I can come play a Ranked Match with you. If you’re tired and want to rest, I can wait until you wake up. Just remember, I’ll always be waiting!

Jiang Yuan: “…”

Please, just let me go.

[Ning Tingyu seems to really like Yuanbao… This is the first time he’s ever been so proactive.]

[This has to be some kind of enemy tactic! Fox demon, get back! Get back! Get back!]

[No way! Baby, if a cute little Omega like you accepts that fox demon’s friend request, he’ll devour you whole and leave not a single crumb!]

[Don’t do it! Baby, don’t Ranked Match with him! If you carry him, you’ll lose out on several Blue Buffs every single game! And you won’t even be able to farm the mid lane!!!]

Jiang Yuan glanced at the comments in the bullet chat. He didn’t think much of the “cute little Omega” or “fox demon” remarks.

He had no interest in Ning Tingyu, or more accurately, in any Alpha.

As for the Blue Buffs and farming the mid lane…

Jiang Yuan frowned.

That is actually a serious problem.

Normally, if the enemy jungler stole a single roast chicken or a lizard from him, it felt like a personal insult to his dignity, let alone a precious buff.

Besides, the current meta was full of “babysitter” mid laners who were more than happy to give up their farm to the jungler or marksman. Having control over the game’s tempo and being the primary carry was clearly a much more comfortable way to play.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Hi?

– Yu Yuyu Re: Haven’t started yet? Are you trying to match with me again, Brother-chan?

– Yuan: No such thing. Stop imagining things.

– Yu Yuyu Re: I’m watching your stream, Brother.

– Yuan: …

What is wrong with him?

He’s watching the stream and still came here to stalk me?

Jiang Yuan frowned, staring at the screen for a long moment. “Is he trying to stream-snipe me? So he can counter-pick my hero if we run into each other next game?”

The bullet chat exploded: “…”

【Giving a blind man a wink.】

【Kids, this line of thinking is very close to God, but very far from human.】

【You’re going to make Ning Fox die of frustration.】

【LMAO… Mom isn’t worried about Baby’s love life at all. His true love is Honor of Kings.】

【Nong Yuan CP is locked in.】

On the other end, Ning Tingyu almost choked when he heard Jiang Yuan’s words.

He typed a few keys with a resentful expression.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Brother.

– Yu Yuyu Re: Teacher, our Little Yu won’t be participating in this kind of stream on the platform anymore. He’s been crying ever since he got home today. I asked him and found out it’s because Brother said he wanted to secretly stream-snipe him. Although my child is just ordinary, he’s still the apple of my eye. As a parent, it breaks my heart to see him cry.

– Yuan: What is this gibberish? I can’t understand a word. The game’s starting, don’t be noisy.

Ning Tingyu: “…”

Fine, “stream-sniping” wasn’t technically wrong.

Ning Tingyu licked his lips, naturally remaining in Jiang Yuan’s livestream.

On the screen, the omega sat with a slightly casual posture, his soft, slightly black hair framing his face. The small, light red mole below his eyelid was particularly eye-catching whenever he blinked.

Jiang Yuan was assigned to the development lane this match. Competition for the jungler position was fierce this season. In high-tier matches, six out of the ten players could be junglers. Combined with Jiang Yuan’s reluctance to use voice chat, he could end up playing support for an entire stream if his luck ran out.

The match began, and Jiang Yuan selected Ao Yin, a late-game powerhouse marksman. In the early laning phase, he could do little more than sniff the air.

He sipped water while last-hitting minions, emotionlessly reading out the gift messages from the donation panel.

“Thank you, Xiao Yuan is Simply a Princess… for the sports car.”

“Thank you… uh, Xiao Yuan’s Underwear I’m Inhaling… for the little star.”

“Thank you…”

Nu Chang 18 Admires Xiao Yuan.

What kind of ID was that?

This was getting out of hand.

Jiang Yuan hesitated, the tips of his ears flushing crimson. He paused. “The names you guys pick are really…”

He couldn’t bring himself to finish the sentence.

【Who gets it? I love how Xiao Yuan gets all flustered and helpless when he’s angry.】

【It’s like aggressively rubbing a kitten’s belly. The kitten gets so mad it tries to swat me with its paws, but it still smells like fragrant cat litter.】

【You guys are such simps.】

【So cute. I want to fuck baby’s little clit raw.】

【Teacher, this isn’t a no-man’s land…】

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