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Dou Anyao, who had been single for thirty years, knelt devoutly before the Buddha, praying for a destined romance. The very next moment, she slipped, tumbled down nine hundred and ninety-nine steps, and fell into the world of a yuri novel where the “chasing-after-wife” plot had already burned to ashes.
Unfortunately, she was the ashes.
The original character was a notorious flirt. She courted many women but never truly cared for any of them. She toyed with the ones who loved her desperately, showing no sincerity. When those women finally found true love elsewhere, she shamelessly begged for forgiveness, claiming she had only just realized that she loved them.
After hearing this story, Dou Anyao clenched her fists.
“A decent person should give sincerity in exchange for sincerity. Who in their right mind would act like a heartless player?”
The Guardian of Purity System applauded.
“Host, you are correct. Your awareness is the best in the world.”
“Because the original character was so cruel and broke too many innocent hearts, Heaven has decreed punishment. If you cannot stay single for one full year, you will die.”
Dou Anyao froze. “Wait… what did you say will happen to me?”
In truth, she had not even said much.
Die? That was impossible. Staying single? That was the easiest thing in the world.
The most famous and gentle lyricist in the industry mentioned her online.
“Yaoyao, I have written lyrics especially for you. They perfectly match your voice and were created just for you.”
The entire internet boiled over with envy, jealousy, and screams. Everyone complained that such a “scheming green tea” was too lucky.
Yet the merciless Dou Anyao simply said, “Throw it away. I cannot finish singing it.”
The lyricist was stunned. “What?”
Netizens were equally shocked. “What did she just say? How dare she?”
On a dating reality show, everyone thought Dou Anyao would once again flaunt her charms and flirt recklessly. Instead, she stunned everyone.
When she received ninety-nine roses, she sneezed.
“Sorry, I have rhinitis. Are you trying to kill me by giving me flowers?”
When she was gifted a handmade wooden carving, she frowned slightly.
“Not to discourage you, but you still have a lot of room for improvement. Keep practicing. I believe you will be able to open a stall one day. Good luck.”
When the famous Movie Emperor looked at her with eyes so gentle that they could drown a person, she waved her hand in front of his face.
“Are you asleep? Or do you have a vision problem?”
When a supermodel beauty cooked her a heart-shaped breakfast, Dou Anyao accidentally ate everything clean, nearly licking the bowl.
The system inside her head shouted at her not to be blinded by the glamorous world. Dou Anyao gracefully wiped her mouth and smiled.
“Not bad. If you ever stop modeling, you can come work as my personal chef. Eighteen thousand yuan per month with full benefits and insurance.”
The supermodel gave a cold smile.
“Fine, but I do not want money.”
Dou Anyao blinked.
“Then what do you want?”
“You.”
Me? my life?
Tagline:
On a dating reality show, flirting is fatal.
Theme:
Use sincerity in exchange for sincerity. Be loyal and wholehearted.
