Quick Transmigration: I Got Too Far And Was Surrounded By A Bunch Of Crazy Perverts - Chapter 2

Miao Yang was brought back like a drowned rat, trembling as he lay at Shi Lan’s feet. He had been stripped clean upon entering the car, left with nothing but his underwear. Miao Yang did not mind; in fact, he felt more comfortable, as he would have been even colder if he were still wet. The car was dry and warm, though the bloody water from his head still stained Shi Lan’s carpet.

“Big Brother, please give me a clean towel. Otherwise, I might die in your car, which would be quite unlucky.”

Shi Lan, who was sitting with his legs crossed, lifted his foot and pressed the tip of his leather shoe against Miao Yang’s chin, forcing the boy to look up. The youth had regular features, a small face, and fair skin, along with a pair of wet, doe-like eyes shimmering with tears. This combination made him look less than ordinary, though not exactly stunning. Shi Lan kicked his foot against Miao Yang’s shoulder, knocking him onto the carpet, and asked, “What is your name?”

Miao Yang nearly collapsed, barely biting back the insults he wanted to hurl at the man. He let out a muffled groan and struggled to support his body with his arms. His damp hair covered his cheeks, and his fair skin was marked with bruises from the beating. Miao Yang replied as pitifully as he could, “My name is Miao Yang. ‘Miao’ as in seedling, and ‘Yang’ as in seedling.”

Shi Lan sneered. “Miao Yang? What an interesting name.” Miao and Yang; no wonder he looks so tender and delicate. Fresh blood flowed from a wound on Miao Yang’s forehead, creating a sense of extreme beauty against his fair cheeks. He was so dazed that he did not even want to wipe the blood away; he let it flow.

He weakly said to System 168, “How about I just give up and die?”

168: 【Host, please do not give up so easily. I believe in you. Keep going, keep going, keep going!】

The system was actually cheering for him. Miao Yang felt a flicker of fighting spirit ignited. Just as he was about to say something, his vision went dark, and something fell onto his head. He reached up and grabbed a handkerchief.

“Cover it for a while. Do not die in my car,” the man said in a lazy tone.

Miao Yang said, “Oh.” The car was spacious, so sitting on the floor did not feel cramped, though his long legs had nowhere to go, forcing him to curl them up slightly. Even though the man was gay, Miao Yang was a completely straight man; he felt no shame about being looked at while nearly naked. What did it matter? A grown man would not lose a piece of himself, so he let him look.

Shi Lan’s gaze was not exactly naked, but it had a cold, scrutinizing quality. Miao Yang covered his wound and let out a sigh. “Big Brother, I know I am not good-looking enough to match you, and I am terrible at fighting, so I cannot be your underling. But I have a sharp tongue. If someone tries to dig up your ancestors’ graves, I can help you curse them back to the Stone Age. I really do not want to die!” As he spoke, he shed two crocodile tears.

System, does the way I am crying make me look fragile? Like the kind of person who makes people feel instant pity? Although he wanted to be tough, Miao Yang could not bring himself to do it.

168 looked at its host covered in blood and mud, observing his fake crying, and bit the bullet to reply: 【I suppose so. But it would be better if you were a bit more delicate, Host!】

Delicate? Miao Yang was puzzled, but the man above him let out a laugh. “You want to be my underling?”

Shi Lan was of mixed heritage, possessing the refinement of an Easterner and the deep features of a Westerner. Crucially, he had a top-tier physique; he was a truly enviable and jealousy-inducing handsome man. To be honest, Miao Yang was not afraid of being looked at, but seeing Shi Lan’s broad shoulders and long legs, he felt a bit of self-inferiority. Even though Miao Yang was not thin, men have a competitive nature, and he naturally hoped he were the more muscular one.

However, the feeling of inferiority only lasted two seconds. He looked up at Shi Lan. “Big Brother, I have no real talents, but I am honest and loyal.”

Shi Lan leaned down slightly, staring into his eyes. “Loyal? What about Shen Xumo? Did you betray him?”

As he leaned in, Miao Yang felt a bit more comfortable and instinctively looked up. “This is not a betrayal. The Young Master does not really have any ulterior motives; it is just a precaution. People like us are very flexible; we can adapt and remain agile.”

Shi Lan suddenly lifted his chin. “You are that capable? Flexible and agile?”

Miao Yang thought, Wait, System, why does what he said sound a bit wrong?

168: 【My name is 168. Did you not say that yourself?】

Miao Yang: “…” But why does it sound so weird coming from Shi Lan?

Miao Yang grabbed Shi Lan’s arm with his bloody hand. “I definitely cannot handle confidential matters, but I can be a subordinate for your amusement. Big Brother, I am really afraid of death! For the sake of our Young Master, please put in a good word for me!”

Shi Lan’s eyes were deep and dark. His gaze fell on the boy’s dirty hands, and the corners of his mouth curled up slowly. “Fine.”

This little thing was interesting. Keeping him around like a pet dog to tease would be an amusement, just as he had said.

Miao Yang was moved to tears. He hugged Shi Lan’s thigh and rubbed his bloody face against the man’s knee. “Big Brother, from now on, you are my protector.”

Shi Lan frowned slightly, lifted his foot, and said in a lazy tone, “Get off.”

Miao Yang sniffled and said, “Oh.”

Inside his mind, he complained to 168, “This idiot actually believed me! Hahahaha!”

168: 【…】 Honestly, it was truly worried about its host’s mental state.