Quick Transmigration: Flirting With the Female Lead Every Day - Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Although she didn’t want to accept this “assist” in her heart, Su Mu looked at the original body’s pitifully weak physical strength and decided to accept it anyway. After all, it wouldn’t do to be a “powerless scholar” while performing tasks in the future.
As soon as the bell rang, Su Mu got up and went to the restroom to wait for the female lead. Although this novel’s values were completely trashed and it lacked all logic, the standard tropes were still there. That’s right, in a moment, the female lead would go to the restroom to corner Su Mu, threaten her to leave Murong Yun, or else do this and that…
“Bang!” The restroom door was pushed open with great force. Ling Wei marched in aggressively. Just as she was about to drop some harsh words, she saw Su Mu’s half-smiling gaze and couldn’t help but remember Su Mu’s psychotic behavior from the other day; her little heart gave a shudder.
Even though she felt inexplicably guilty inside, she got angry the moment she thought about this “seductive slut” lusting after her fiancé.
Thus, Ling Wei pointed at Su Mu and said bossily: “Su Mu, you’d better stay away from my Brother Murong. With your status, it’s impossible to climb into the Murong family. After all…”
“Ah… Su Mu, are you sick?! Let go of me!”
Watching Ling Wei drop these harsh words made Su Mu feel inexplicably irritated. She grabbed the hand Ling Wei was using to point at her, pulled her directly into a restroom stall, and bolted the door behind them. She pinned one of Ling Wei’s hands against her chest and pressed her whole body against the stall door, staring at Ling Wei silently.
Ling Wei was stunned by being suddenly pinned against the door. She hadn’t expected this girl, who usually didn’t speak and seemed weak, to do such a thing to her. However, at the thought of the other’s family background, her courage returned. She tried to pull her hand away, but due to the disparity in height and strength, her struggle was futile.
The struggle cleared Su Mu’s mind. Ignoring her strange emotions from a moment ago, she looked down at Ling Wei and said, “I have no interest in that whatever-his-name-is Brother Murong… What’s so special about someone who looks like a house painter? He’s a total seductive slut. Why don’t you consider…”
“…going to eat a bowl of spicy hot pot? I heard the spicy hot pot at the school gate is delicious. Are you willing to go with me?” Su Mu paused. She didn’t realize there was anything wrong with saying this in the restroom. If you rounded it up, could this count as a date request after a confession?
Hearing Su Mu slander Murong Yun, Ling Wei’s anger began to swell, only to be punctured by Su Mu’s invitation to eat spicy hot pot. This person really is a psycho, right?
Shouldn’t this atmosphere lead to a confession or something? Wait, why am I thinking about a love rival confessing to me? Have I really been infected by this psycho?
“Ding… Female lead’s favorability +10. She’s sick; I don’t plan to hold it against her.”
“Ding… Mission ‘Wall-slam the female lead in the restroom and say a line’ completed. Reward: ‘I have strength, I’m not afraid, afraid-la’ (Power Buff).”
Hearing the mission was complete, Su Mu still didn’t let go of Ling Wei’s hand. She led Ling Wei directly back to the classroom. The moment they reached their seats, Ling Wei immediately flung her hand away, screaming internally about what kind of ghost-like strength this woman had; she couldn’t shake her off the whole way.
Su Mu rubbed the hand that had held Ling Wei’s, seemingly savoring the feeling of the hand-holding. A hazy sensation was beginning to sprout in her heart…
After this, aside from passing notes to flirt with Ling Wei verbally every day, Su Mu didn’t do anything like wall-slamming again, which left her feeling a bit regretful.
Time passed with Su Mu enduring Ling Wei’s cold sarcasm and eye-rolls during the day and working at night. Under Su Mu’s daily flirting and various sweet words, she finally managed to bring Ling Wei’s favorability up to 0.
That’s right, Ling Wei felt like she was being driven crazy; she no longer even wanted to target this psycho, Su Mu…
One day, the System, which had been quiet for a long time, suddenly interrupted Su Mu while she was making instant noodles, shouting anxiously: “Host! Go save the female lead! She’s being mugged right now!”
“This afternoon, the male and female leads had a fight over family issues. The female lead was very sad and was wandering around outside, only to be mugged by several thugs. Just as the female lead was about to lose her chastity, the male lead appeared heroically, successfully saving her at the cost of getting injured. Through the catalyst of this ‘hero saving the beauty’…”
“…the female lead will feel the male lead is incredibly handsome and deeply in love with her. This is simply a world-shaking, ghost-weeping epic romance of the ages…” The System read a passage of the original text while rubbing the goosebumps caused by the cringe. Looking at Su Mu’s disgusted expression, it finally felt a bit of internal balance.
At least I’m not the only one being grossed out…
“You really grossed me out…”
While Su Mu and the System were complaining, Ling Wei was indeed being mugged by the legendary thugs…
“This mountain was opened by me!” (Yellow-haired thug)
“This tree was planted by me!” (Red-haired thug)
“If you want to pass through here!” (Green-haired thug)
“Leave your road money!” (Blue-haired thug)
“If anyone is not convinced!” (Orange-haired thug)
“Leave your life behind!” (Cyan-haired thug)
“Hey-ha-hou-xi-bang!” (Purple-haired thug)
“We are the legendary Rainbow Gang! Little sister, are you scared?! Hehehehe…” The seven thugs Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Cyan, Blue, and Purple spoke while simultaneously striking a “Calabash Brothers” transformation pose. The scene was too painful to look at.
Ling Wei: “…”
Looking at a robbery like this, I really can’t find the strength to be scared…
Su Mu, who had just arrived and was preparing to strike: “…”
She didn’t expect this novel to fit the “Mary Sue” setting so perfectly, to the point that even a group of thugs was this non-mainstream.
Seeing Ling Wei unmoved and feeling insulted, the Rainbow Thugs got angry and prepared to snatch her bag by force.
Seeing their expressions, Ling Wei knew things were bad. She slowly backed away, wanting to run, but found her path blocked. She felt a surge of regret; if she had known, she wouldn’t have impulsively run out.
Just as the Purple thug’s hand was about to touch Ling Wei’s bag, Su Mu rushed out and grabbed him, then immediately used an over-the-shoulder throw to slam Little Purple onto the ground.
Ling Wei, who was about to resist, and the other six-colored thugs were stunned by Su Mu’s sudden move. While the other six thugs hadn’t reacted yet, Su Mu grabbed Ling Wei and started running with all her might. The wind blew Su Mu’s hair up; Ling Wei looked at Su Mu’s back with a very complex gaze…
“Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence. Blow, blow, you won’t destroy my pure garden. Let the wind blow, let it…”
“System, shut up. Turn off the background music for me.” Su Mu was furious. She didn’t even have enough time to escape, and the System was still “beep-beep-beeping” (babbling).
#Is it too late for me to change Systems now?#
#Other Systems give items; my System sings.#
#If it doesn’t compensate me, I’m planning to dismantle it.#
“Ding… Detected that the Host’s emotional fluctuations are too high. Free gift of ‘Fire-Reducing Chrysanthemum Tea’ awarded. Please check and accept.”
Su Mu: “…”
On this side, just as Su Mu fled with Ling Wei, the male lead Murong Yun arrived. He stood silently at the entrance of the alley, blowing in the cold wind, feeling like something wasn’t right.
I feel like I was supposed to heroically save the beauty today…
Yet I can only stand here silently blowing in the cold wind…