Over The Top! He Keeps Making the Gold-Digging Alpha Cry - Chapter 89

It was simply a dream come true for anyone with OCD.

Lu Yanbai was fast with the knife. After he finished slicing everything, he looked at Xu Wanxing apologetically. “Baby, help me, will you? I was so happy that I accidentally sliced everything. Shall we skewer the meat together?”

Xu Wanxing: “…Mm, okay.”

Although he felt he wasn’t helping at all, Lu Yanbai’s words mysteriously gave him confidence.

They had bought wooden skewers. Xu Wanxing skewered a few meat skewers and a few vegetable skewers, preparing to compare with Lu Yanbai to see who could skewer more.

He glanced to the side and saw Lu Yanbai holding a skewer, but he hadn’t skewered a single piece.

Something seemed off.

Xu Wanxing asked, “Husband, why aren’t you skewering anything?”

Lu Yanbai smiled awkwardly. “Baby, I’m not very good at it.”

“Huh?” Xu Wanxing was shocked. Lu Yanbai was so good at cutting vegetables. Would he believe him when he said he couldn’t do the skewering part?

Lu Yanbai explained, “It’s my first time doing this. I don’t have much experience. Can Baby teach me?”

Xu Wanxing agreed as if in a trance.

It wasn’t until Lu Yanbai had him encircled in his arms that Xu Wanxing realized something was wrong.

Lu Yanbai’s hands were resting on his, sliding gently. His breath was exhaled near Xu Wanxing’s ear, a tingling warmth.

They were supposedly skewering meat, but Xu Wanxing felt like Lu Yanbai was taking advantage of him a lot.

His body was locked in Lu Yanbai’s embrace, making it difficult to move. Xu Wanxing cleared his throat and said normally, “Did you learn it? If you did, do it yourself. I’ll go work over there.”

“I still don’t quite know how,” Lu Yanbai said.

Before Xu Wanxing could speak, a fuzzy head suddenly burrowed into his neck.

There was only one person behind him. He knew without thinking that it was Lu Yanbai’s head.

Xu Wanxing’s body stiffened. He held his neck rigid and didn’t dare to move, his eyes fixed on the skewer in his hand.

“Wha-what’s wrong?”

Lu Yanbai’s breath was hot on his neck. “I’m a little tired. Let me lean on you and rest, okay?” His voice was weary.

Xu Wanxing nodded like a wooden puppet and mechanically skewered the meat.

He wanted to end this awkward situation soon and escape this misery. This extremely ambiguous atmosphere shouldn’t belong to him.

Xu Wanxing skewered quickly, breathing a sigh of relief when the last ingredient was skewered.

“Done. Let’s go out and grill.”

By the time they reached the yard, it was dark. There were lights in the yard. Lu Yanbai arranged the skewers and flipped the charcoal.

Xu Wanxing sat on a chair, finding the scene before him hard to believe.

Ever since he received the IV drip, Lu Yanbai hadn’t allowed him to eat street food or barbecue. No matter how much he pleaded or persuaded, Lu Yanbai wouldn’t budge.

But the more he was forbidden, the more he wanted it. People have a rebellious streak.

He didn’t expect Lu Yanbai to make it for him himself.

Evening breeze, barbecue, and a little wine.

The most pleasant time.

Although it was beer, Xu Wanxing couldn’t help but drink it like water. Furthermore, his body already had a low alcohol tolerance, so Xu Wanxing’s cheeks were flushed with a rosy hue.

Lu Yanbai stared at Xu Wanxing’s hazy eyes, lost in thought. After a moment, he snapped back, flipped the skewers, sprinkled seasoning on the cooked ones, and handed them to Xu Wanxing.

Xu Wanxing took them, took a gulp of beer, and stared blankly at Lu Yanbai.

Lu Yanbai swallowed hard. He utterly hated drunk people; they reeked of alcohol and were overwhelmingly foul-smelling.

Yet, the smell of alcohol on the person next to him made him feel particularly intoxicating.

It also carried a hint of Xu Wanxing’s pheromones. Jasmine with wine? He’d never heard of it, but it smelled so good, so fragrant that he couldn’t help but want to taste what this wine tasted like.

He knew how to taste the sweet mixture of jasmine and wine.

However, facing the intoxicated person in front of him, he suddenly felt a bit of shyness.

His heart played a clear, resonant melody.

Lu Yanbai’s fingers, holding the skewer, tensed up, his knuckles turning pale as he allowed Xu Wanxing to stare at him.

Xu Wanxing watched for a long time, then blinked, looked at Lu Yanbai’s apron, patted his shoulder, and said meaningfully, “Lu Yanbai, you will surely marry well. You are truly a good wife.”

Lu Yanbai: ?!

What?

Did he mishear?

Lu Yanbai’s face instantly darkened. He took the skewer from Xu Wanxing’s hand and said in a serious tone, “Baby, you can’t eat anymore. You’ll get a stomach ache if you eat too much.”

Xu Wanxing was shocked. He pointed to himself, then to the skewer in Lu Yanbai’s hand.

After a long pause, he finally said, “You’re bullying me.”

Lu Yanbai smiled, openly admitting, “I am bullying you. What are you going to do about it? And you said I’d marry well? I think your butt is itchy.”

Xu Wanxing wiped his hands with a napkin, touched his butt, looked confused, touched it again, and finally stood up.

Lu Yanbai sat on the chair, staring at Xu Wanxing’s suddenly proximate, plump butt, speechless for a moment.

Xu Wanxing pointed at his butt and said seriously, “My butt isn’t itchy at all. Look for yourself.”

Lu Yanbai: “…”

They say never deal with drunks. Drunk people become weird.

Seeing Lu Yanbai remain silent, Xu Wanxing pushed his butt even closer, almost right up to Lu Yanbai’s face.

“Look, come on, look.”

Lu Yanbai could have held back a moment ago, but with the provocation practically dancing in his face, he truly couldn’t resist.

If he could hold back now, wouldn’t he be a saint?

Lu Yanbai wiped his hands, scrutinized Xu Wanxing’s butt for a moment, pulled down his trousers slightly, and bit him on the butt.

“Ah?!” Xu Wanxing cried out. “Are you a dog? Why are you biting me?” Xu Wanxing patted Lu Yanbai’s head. Seeing that Lu Yanbai wouldn’t let go, he pulled his hair.

Lu Yanbai knew his teeth were sharp and pointy. He consciously controlled himself not to break Xu Wanxing’s skin.

He let go and saw a deep bite mark on the spot. Lu Yanbai smiled, his eyes filled with a predatory intensity. He was completely satisfied with his handiwork. This was his mark on his prey.

Naturally, he couldn’t be entirely the good guy he seemed on the surface. He was a normal person with private desires and resentments too.

Noticing Xu Wanxing looking at him with tears in his eyes, Lu Yanbai hugged him and comforted him for a while.

Xu Wanxing asked, “Are you a puppy? Why are you biting people?”

Lu Yanbai hugged Xu Wanxing’s waist, touching the area with the bite mark. Hearing Xu Wanxing’s pained yelp, Lu Yanbai said apologetically, “I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.”

Xu Wanxing was full of resentment. “Then I’m going to bite you back. I’m going to bite you back.”

“You can,” Lu Yanbai agreed with a smile, pulling open his collar and exposing everything from his neck to his collarbone to his chest for Xu Wanxing to see.

He guided Xu Wanxing’s hand over the exposed skin, as if helping Xu Wanxing choose. “Baby, where do you want to bite? Here? Here? Or here?”

Xu Wanxing struggled to swallow. Even his intoxicated, muddled brain noticed that Lu Yanbai was acting strangely.

Is this a pervert?!