Over The Top! He Keeps Making the Gold-Digging Alpha Cry - Chapter 13
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“…This is a phone? Why are you giving me a phone?”
Looking at the brand-new mobile phone in the box, Xu Wanxing’s hands trembled. Help! He recognized this phone at a glance! Wasn’t this the latest model from his favorite fruit brand?
It cost over ten thousand yuan, and he couldn’t afford it even in his previous life when he earned five or six thousand a month, let alone now, when he was living hand-to-mouth.
Being an online celebrity was indeed profitable. His savings had gradually reached over a hundred thousand yuan, most of which was thanks to the protagonist gong’s contributions. After deducting the 50% commission the platform took, he still had over 100,000 yuan left, meaning the protagonist gong had already sent him between 200,000 and 300,000 yuan.
But he was used to being frugal. How could he bear to spend over 10,000 yuan on a phone for himself?
“You don’t like it? You took a picture of me before, and the phone even turned your face red, saying the phone was broken. Can you replace the broken phone this time?”
Lu Yanbai wore a slight, inexplicable and alluring smile.
Damn it! He couldn’t resist the protagonist shou’s sugar-coated bullet attack.
The protagonist shou is getting him a new phone!
Xu Wanxing looked at the phone a couple more times, gritted his teeth, closed the gift box, and prepared to hand it back to Lu Yanbai.
Wait a minute, he’s a materialist!
How could he return a gift? He should keep it!
Xu Wanxing secretly glanced at Lu Yanbai, reopened the box, took out the phone, and turned it on right in front of him.
“I thought you were going to return it to me just now. I’m glad you accepted it, so my sincere gesture wasn’t in vain.” Lu Yanbai blinked, looking somewhat playful.
Xu Wanxing, who had indeed planned to return it, chuckled. Being materialistic is good, being materialistic is wonderful! It’s perfectly normal for a character with a materialistic persona to accept all gifts.
For the first time, Xu Wanxing was so grateful for his materialistic persona.
“Wow, this phone is so big! I love it! My Husband is so good.”
Xu Wanxing held up the phone with a sweet smile. By now, he was fluent in calling Lu Yanbai “Husband” and no longer felt the need to gag after saying it out of shame.
He had become a seasoned cannon fodder.
“You like it that much?” Lu Yanbai raised an eyebrow. “Come here.”
Xu Wanxing put down his phone and walked over, his face blank with confusion. “What’s wrong?”
Suddenly, he felt Lu Yanbai’s hand grab his arm, followed by a dizzying spin.
Xu Wanxing found himself sitting on Lu Yanbai’s lap, feeling his life turn incredibly bleak.
Lu Yanbai’s body temperature was warmer than his. When his butt settled on his lap, Xu Wanxing nearly jumped up in shock.
He was no longer pure! He had even sat on a man’s thigh!
Xu Wanxing wanted to get down but found that Lu Yanbai had one arm wrapped around his waist, locking him firmly in place.
“Since you want to thank me, show me.” Lu Yanbai pointed to his lips, his eyes twinkling with a faint smile.
Xu Wanxing’s face was flushed, and he felt so hot he was practically burning. He looked around as if he had a guilty conscience.
“It’s not good to do this in public.”
“Don’t be shy. I’ve reserved this place; it’s just the two of us.”
Xu Wanxing’s eyes darted to the servers standing by the door. How classic! The typical belief that servers don’t count as people.
But shouldn’t this scene be happening between the protagonist gong and shou? How did he, the cannon fodder, get involved?
Remembering his character’s persona, Xu Wanxing mustered his courage, cupped Lu Yanbai’s head, and leaned in for a kiss.
He intended to only lightly touch his lips and pull away, but a hand pressed on the back of his head, stopping him from leaving.
Feeling the soft touch on his lips, Xu Wanxing struggled internally.
The next second, he shattered.
His tongue… the tongue was in his mouth again…
After a deep, passionate kiss, a silver string of saliva hung from Xu Wanxing’s lip. His eyes were empty and bewildered, looking completely stunned from the kiss.
Damn it! He was impure again and again and again!
The protagonist shou is a great kisser.
If Lu Yanbai weren’t an Omega, Xu Wanxing would suspect that the protagonist gong was the one on the bottom with that technique.
Lu Yanbai wiped Xu Wanxing’s mouth clean. “All right, you can get down now. Although, if you want to eat sitting on me, that’s fine too.”
…Shameless!
Does the protagonist shou even know he’s the shou?!
This incredibly overbearing demeanor made Xu Wanxing heavily doubt the plot.
His trembling legs helped him slide off Lu Yanbai’s lap and back into his seat. Looking at his new phone, Xu Wanxing felt no joy whatsoever.
This was the price.
“Hmm? Is Baby unhappy after I kissed him?” Lu Yanbai asked.
Xu Wanxing’s motion of picking up his knife and fork stopped. His heart skipped a beat. He put on a wronged expression: “Of course not! It’s because I don’t like eating this.”
Quickly, a long, pale hand with distinct knuckles took the steak plate in front of Xu Wanxing away.
“If you don’t like it, then eat mine.”
Lu Yanbai pushed the steak of a different quality, which already had a bite taken out, towards Xu Wanxing.
Xu Wanxing accepted it, on the verge of tears.
Why did he have to run his mouth and say he didn’t like the steak that looked perfectly delicious?
Now he was stuck with the steak Lu Yanbai had already bitten.
He could only convert his sorrow and anger into appetite, savagely digging into the meal.
I’m eating, I’m eating! Why can’t I chew this?
Xu Wanxing chewed a sinewy piece of beef in his mouth, managing a strained smile at Lu Yanbai.
He literally couldn’t chew it!
What kind of steak was Lu Yanbai eating?!
Seeing Lu Yanbai open his mouth to reveal his clean, sharp teeth, Xu Wanxing paused. With teeth like that, no wonder he liked to eat this kind of tough cut.
But he didn’t…
“Husband, I think I’m a bit full. You should eat this piece too.” Xu Wanxing pushed the steak with two new bite marks toward Lu Yanbai.
Lu Yanbai looked at the steak, slightly furrowing his brow. “Is it not to your taste? You only ate so little.”
Xu Wanxing said, enduring the pain: “No, it’s because I need to lose weight recently.”
“You’re not fat.”
“But Omegas look better the thinner they are! Husband, I still want to wear a little skirt for you to see.”
After Xu Wanxing finished speaking, he noticed Lu Yanbai was silent, and he felt immensely relieved.
Great! This spoiled and affected character persona was perfectly executed. It even disgusted the protagonist shou into silence.
After eating, the two arrived at a shopping mall.
Entering the mall, Xu Wanxing was cautious even with his breathing. This wasn’t an ordinary mall. The first floor featured all the major brands recognizable to ordinary people.
Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Saint Laurent… many storefronts had queues.
This world is so fantastical! People have to queue up to spend tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of yuan here!
It was indeed the simple and unpretentious life of the rich.
Lu Yanbai didn’t linger on the first floor and quickly took him to the sixth floor. Xu Wanxing looked around; the names of the stores here were all in English, and he didn’t recognize a single one.
What brands were these? The ones that could push all those famous labels down to the first floor?
Entering a store, Lu Yanbai picked up a spaghetti strap dress and pointed at Xu Wanxing. “Find a suitable size for him.”
Xu Wanxing came out wearing the strap dress, his face blank.
Sure enough, once you crossdress, there’s no going back.
Lu Yanbai looked at Xu Wanxing in the dress, his eyes darkening slightly.