My Psycho Yandere Actress O and I Became a Hit on a Dating Reality Show with Our Baby [Quick Transmigration] - Chapter 44

Chapter 44: (Seeking Pre-orders) ‘Mommy Jiajia Kissed Me, Now You Can Help Me Kiss Mommy Zhou Zhou~’ The Two Mothers and Daughter Play-Act Together, Flirting Under the Gaze of the Public, Their Kiss is Real, But They Gain Two More Rivals?!

“What does ‘eat poop’ mean?” Yueyue seemed a little confused and tilted her head, asking.

Huanhuan was finally talking about something Yueyue didn’t understand and immediately got proud. “You’re so dumb! You don’t even know what ‘eat poop’ means. ‘Eat poop’ means… eating sh*t!”

“Then… then does that mean Mommy Zhou Zhou makes your auntie eat sh*t every day?” Yueyue asked curiously.

“Yes! Your mommy is not a good person!” Huanhuan immediately said loudly.

“Then… then… is sh*t delicious?” Yueyue asked with even more curiosity.

“Of course it’s not delicious. How can sh*t be delicious?!” Huanhuan felt like she was being played and immediately yelled.

“But… if it’s not delicious, why does your auntie eat it every day? That’s not very good~”

“My auntie doesn’t like eating sh*t. It’s your Mommy Zhou Zhou who forces her to eat it!”

“If she doesn’t like it, why doesn’t she just not eat it?” Yueyue still didn’t understand. “Why is your auntie so dumb?”

— Hahahaha, this is so much fun!

— My god, I can’t believe I’ve been listening to two kids discuss eating sh*t for so long. I’m going crazy, hahahaha~

— The director is a genius for bringing two little comedians on this romance show, hahahaha. This is more fun than a normal romance show!

— Wait, if Tong Zhou is always stealing Li Jing’s roles, how come I don’t know about it?

— Exactly! Everyone in the know knows that it’s Li Jing who often steals Tong Zhou’s roles, right? I’m a fan of Tong Zhou’s career, and I know how amazing she is.

…

“Well… well, it’s because your Mommy Zhou Zhou makes her eat it. She has no choice but to eat it.” Huanhuan didn’t expect Yueyue to be so difficult. She felt that her words couldn’t fool her anymore, so she could only keep racking her brain to convince her.

“Is that so?” Yueyue scratched her head. “Then… then how much does your auntie have to eat for each meal? If it’s not enough, should I tell my Mommy Zhou Zhou to find some more for her?”

“…My auntie doesn’t like eating sh*t! She only eats it because your Mommy Zhou Zhou forces her to!” Huanhuan felt that Yueyue was simply too hard to communicate with. It seemed like their conversation never got to the point, and it was making her angry.

“I know,” Yueyue said with an air of seriousness. “Because she can’t change it… she can only adapt. It’s okay to eat a little more.”

“That’s a lesson my Mommy Zhou Zhou taught me~~”

— Hahahaha, a very advanced state of mind! I’m dying!

— Wow, why is she so funny, hahahahaha, this is hilarious~

— This unexpectedly reminds me of Tong Zhou’s past sarcastic quotes, hahahaha, they were so funny, boohoo~

— Tong Zhou, Jiajia, come look at your daughter, hahahahaha~

…

Huanhuan listened to Yueyue’s words and actually found them quite reasonable. She even thought about it very seriously and finally asked with a solemn expression, “Then… how much more can you get for my auntie?”

“I’ll ask my Mommy Zhou Zhou for you later,” Yueyue said, but she also made a request. “But, you can’t say my Mommy Zhou Zhou is a bad person anymore. My Mommy Zhou Zhou is the best mommy in the world!”

“If you can get my auntie a full meal every time, then of course I won’t say that about her anymore~”

“It’s a deal!”

“It’s a deal!”

The two children said and hooked their pinky fingers, looking like they had become good friends.

Yueyue felt that this matter was resolved and returned to the original question. “Then… did you cheat just now?”

“I… I didn’t cheat,” Huanhuan said, this time not as confidently as before.

“Lying makes your big teeth fall out. Tell me quietly, and I’ll give you something delicious.”

“I didn’t cheat.” Although Huanhuan felt that Yueyue’s words and expression were very convincing and made her want to surrender and admit her mistake, she was not fully tempted.

“Okay then.” Yueyue didn’t force her to admit it and went to find a staff member. “Pretty sister, can I ask to see the replay?”

— Ahhhhhhh, she’s so amazing, really amazing!!!

— What kind of family can raise such a brilliant and outstanding kid!

— I’m so jealous of Yueyue. She has no mental baggage and can quickly find a solution. She’s a goddess!

— Is this really Tong Zhou and Mu Nan Jia’s daughter?!

…

“If I say no, what are you going to do?” The staff member thought this child was a genius. She was truly an eye-opener. Could a three-year-old child really be this incredible? Her logic, IQ, and EQ were all off the charts.

“Then I’ll ask another pretty sister~” Yueyue said, and without hesitation, she was about to leave to ask someone else.

“What if you charm me or give me a candy, and I agree to your request?” The staff member saw that she was really about to leave and immediately said.

“What if I give it to you and you still don’t tell me?” Yueyue was not very trusting.

“How would you know I won’t tell you if you don’t give it to me?” the staff member said.

“Then… okay…” Yueyue said and gave her a piece of candy. “I saved this from yesterday. I hope you’re happy when you eat it.”

— What a sweetie~

— Oh no, it seems like Yueyue is really different from other kids.

— She doesn’t seem to have any bad intentions. How can you teach a child to be this adorable? My… can my brother’s bratty kid come on the show and be with her for a few days? Hahahaha~

— Maybe Jiajia is the one who taught her~

…

The staff member was just teasing her. Even if Yueyue hadn’t asked, the show would have definitely looked into the situation and the cheating. It was impossible to let such a weird thing happen. But she had genuinely received an unexpected delight from Yueyue just now. She was absolutely adorable, which she had never expected.

But why were Tong Zhou and Mu Nan Jia gone for so long? The other guests were all in place now.

…

Inside a makeshift tent.

“Let go of your hand and let me see what happened?” Tong Zhou led Mu Nan Jia inside, wanting to check her wound carefully, worried that something was wrong with her.

“What if I become ugly and you don’t like me anymore?” Mu Nan Jia still didn’t let go of her hand. She stared at Tong Zhou with slightly red eyes, looking extremely wronged. She was also looking at Tong Zhou with a very nervous expression, making it impossible to be angry with her.

But while Tong Zhou was soft-hearted, she didn’t hold back on the harsh words. “Your forehead was hurt before, wasn’t it? And you didn’t take care of it properly. Why didn’t you say you’d be disfigured then?”

“Because you didn’t care about me back then, so I didn’t care about myself either.” Mu Nan Jia didn’t feel guilty at all when she heard her question and said so.

“…Mu Nan Jia, you’re a crazy person.” Tong Zhou couldn’t accept her way of thinking. “You’re not a vine or a dodder flower. Why do you have to rely on someone else? Why do you have to put one person in such a high and mighty position?”

“What will you do if that person doesn’t appreciate it?”

“Then would you not appreciate it?” Mu Nan Jia leaned in slightly, staring into her eyes as she asked.

“Let go of your hand quickly and let me see.” Tong Zhou didn’t want to talk nonsense with her and said directly.

“I won’t. You’re not answering my question. I’m very sad.”

“…Am I not appreciating it right now?” Tong Zhou said with a sigh. “It’s you who never believes in me.”

“I don’t believe in myself.” Mu Nan Jia was finally a little happy when she heard her definite answer. She moved her hand away and let her look at her lip, deliberately getting closer to her. “Come and see.”

Tong Zhou almost got kissed by her and felt that she was doing it on purpose. She reached out and lifted her chin, carefully examining her lip, but she couldn’t see any so-called wound. She asked suspiciously, “Are you really hurt?”

“Kiss me, and I’ll tell you.”

“…” Tong Zhou immediately knew she had been played. She wasn’t hurt at all. She was just being willful and wanted to be alone with her away from the crowd.

“You’re not even willing to kiss me?” Mu Nan Jia felt like she was about to get sad again.

“…Mu Nan Jia, you are so out of line.” Tong Zhou sighed. “Let’s go. Let’s go back.”

“I really did bump it just now. It hurt a little, so I wanted you to see.”

“Let’s go. Let’s go back.” Tong Zhou didn’t answer and said so again.

“Zhou, are you angry?” Mu Nan Jia held her hand and asked uncertainly.

“Even if I’m angry, what’s the use? Yueyue is still out there. I’m worried about her.” Tong Zhou felt that Mu Nan Jia, as Yueyue’s mother, wasn’t even concerned about her daughter’s situation. That Huanhuan might even bully her.

“Then I won’t do this next time, okay?” Mu Nan Jia apologized meekly.

“There’d better not be a next time,” Tong Zhou said. Although she had long known that this was the kind of person Mu Nan Jia was and that she would probably do it again, she still couldn’t stay angry. “Don’t always curse yourself. Why pretend you’re hurt when you’re not, completely disregarding the life and death of the person who cares about you?”

“Mm, you’re right, Zhou Zhou. I definitely won’t do it again next time.” Mu Nan Jia admitted her mistake so readily that it made Tong Zhou even more suspicious of her. “Are you really not going to do it again?”

“If you don’t believe me, kiss me, and you’ll know if I’m telling the truth or a lie.”

“…” All this talk was just to get her to kiss her, wasn’t it?

This time, Tong Zhou decided not to give in to her. She acted as if she hadn’t heard her words and continued to walk outside. Mu Nan Jia was a little disappointed. She held her hand and followed behind her. “Then… then if we can win three rounds in a row and get the room Yueyue chose, will you kiss me?”

“Mu Nan Jia, why are you always thinking about things like this?” Tong Zhou sighed and stopped walking. “You… you already deliberately kissed me during the game just now. Do you need a separate kiss now?”

“I wish…”

“You wish what?” Tong Zhou asked when she stopped talking after half a sentence.

“I wish…” Mu Nan Jia leaned in close and whispered the rest of the sentence.

After hearing it, Tong Zhou glared at her in frustration. “You are… you are so shameless!”

“Why am I shameless? Can’t I say that I like you… and want to possess you?”

Mu Nan Jia didn’t feel like there was anything wrong with her. In her past life, she was too stupid. She liked her but never expressed it and thought she could keep her with a ‘play hard to get’ strategy. She even thought Tong Zhou would stay and love her because of it. But she forgot that even the most pure and flawless love… would eventually lead to disappointment. Tong Zhou had already been incredibly good to her. Given a chance to do it all over again, she would definitely cherish it and not waste time like that anymore.

“You… you are utterly shameless!” Tong Zhou felt that she really couldn’t spoil her like this. If someone else heard these words, what would happen to her reputation? It didn’t matter if she was an 18th-tier celebrity, but Mu Nan Jia was not. She was about to become a Three-Golden Best Actress. How could she still be so willful?

“I’m only like this in front of you,” Mu Nan Jia said, admitting her point.

“Sigh.” Tong Zhou didn’t want to talk to her anymore and went out with her, feeling inexplicably downcast. She didn’t know how to get along with her anymore.

— Hehe, they’re finally out!!!

— My god, were they in there for fifteen minutes? Yueyue already took care of a strong enemy for them, hahahahaha~

— They’re dressed neatly and their makeup is intact. Tong Zhou’s expression isn’t great, and Mu Nan Jia looks a little wronged. It looks like… they had a fight?

— Huh? No way? I thought they were doing something naughty in there!

…

“Teacher Tong Zhou, Teacher Jiajia, you’re back. Is Teacher Jia Jia okay?” The host looked at Mu Nan Jia with concern. He noticed that besides a slightly red face, there were no other changes in her, and Tong Zhou was very serious. Something had clearly happened between the two of them.

“I’m fine. Thanks to Teacher Tong Zhou, she gave me a thorough check-up and confirmed I was okay.” Mu Nan Jia said, her face flushed as she looked at Tong Zhou. Her words made people’s imaginations run wild.

“A check-up? What kind of check-up?” Liu Ying asked from the side, a little curious.

“No comment.” Mu Nan Jia was only easy to talk to when she was with Tong Zhou. Towards others, especially people who had made Tong Zhou suffer, it was impossible for her to show them a good face.

“Is that so? Then you and Tong must be very in love. Choosing a fish eye over a bright pearl.” Liu Ying’s tone was a little sharp for some reason. She clearly looked down on Tong Zhou and was subtly insulting Mu Nan Jia’s choice. She was essentially calling Mu Nan Jia blind for choosing someone like Tong Zhou and rejecting Meng Zhiyi.

“If you like the trash I don’t want so much, you can pick it up and keep it in your pocket at any time,” Mu Nan Jia said to her.

“How can you be so rude and call someone trash?” Liu Ying frowned slightly, finding it unbelievable. “Actress Mu… I used to really admire you. I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person.”

“I just don’t like keeping trash around. Is that something you can stand on the moral high ground and accuse me of?” Mu Nan Jia found it hilarious. “Then I should really thank you for not liking him.”

— Hahahaha, is this Liu Ying… doing this on purpose? Trying to make Jiajia fall from grace???

— After all, the recent awards are about to start, and Liu Ying’s next show is with Jiajia’s rival. Is this her pledge of allegiance?

— Yeah, so people say that Liu Ying’s persona is an innocent and naive pure maiden? Don’t be so ridiculous!

— So Jiajia is this good at countering insults? This is truly an eye-opener, hahahaha~

…

The comments were all very happy, with all sorts of discussions. Liu Ying was so angry and wronged by her comebacks that she instinctively looked at Meng Zhiyi, hoping he would help her. But Meng Zhiyi seemed not to have seen her. He didn’t care about her defending him and just waited for the director to proceed with the next step. With so many people around, he didn’t want to expose what happened between him and Mu Nan Jia. After all, it wasn’t a good thing.

Liu Ying didn’t expect Meng Zhiyi to be so heartless and froze for a moment. Her eyes turned red, and she was so wronged that she was about to cry.

Tong Zhou watched these scenes with great interest, enjoying the show. She was more and more convinced that this Liu Ying was a fickle person, thinking that everyone would give her the emotional support that the Tong family provided? How ridiculous.

The host saw that the atmosphere wasn’t right and immediately started the next round to prevent any more trouble.

“Alright, after a fierce competition in the first round, we finally have a ranking! The group with the most teamwork and that ate the most rice noodles is Tong Zhou and Mu Nan Jia’s group!” The host immediately announced. “That’s so impressive! So, in this round, Teacher Tong and Teacher Jia Jia get three points. The total for all three rounds is ten points!”

“As for the other groups, except for Teacher Liu and Teacher Lan’s group, who only got one point, the others all get two points. Give yourselves some encouragement! We’re about to start the second round of the competition!”

“Wait, before we start the second round, I want to know what the outcome of my niece’s issue is?” Li Jing didn’t have an issue with the scores, but since her niece had cried so miserably just now, she naturally wanted to get justice for her. Besides, Tong Zhou’s daughter was so ill-mannered. How could she just tell people to eat poop? It was simply outrageous.

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