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After languishing in a sanatorium for two years, Fang Jinshi finally recovered—only to discover that his boyfriend had turned a “stand-in” replacement into the real deal.
The Scumbag Ex: “Jinshi, don’t be sad. Even if we aren’t lovers, we can still be friends.”
Fang Jinshi: “I’d rather you just try being a decent human being.”
Fang Jinshi isn’t one to take things lying down. With a whirlwind of ruthless maneuvers, he leaves the scumbag ex-boyfriend disgraced and the “stand-in” weeping in the dust.
Then, linking arms with his new man, he appears before his ex in a display of pure affection: “Dear nephew, come say hello to your Uncle.”
That night, Gu Tuo pressed his lover into his arms, his breath warm against Fang’s ear. “Today, Li Jin called you ‘Uncle’.”
Fang Jinshi smiled faintly. “As he should.”
“In that case,” Gu Tuo whispered, “it’s time you fulfilled your ‘duties’ as his Auntie…”
The next morning, as Fang Jinshi crawled out of bed clutching his aching waist, the first thought that flashed through his mind was: Is it too late to return this husband for a refund?
Character Dynamics
Gong (Top): The “Father-figure” type—cold on the outside, passionate on the inside. (Gu Tuo)
Shou (Bottom): Seemingly gentle, but secretly explosive and fierce. (Fang Jinshi)
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Protagonists: Fang Jinshi, Gu Tuo
One-Sentence Summary: Scumbag ex, be a good boy and call me Uncle.
Core Message: Life is too beautiful to look back; just keep charging forward.
