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Lin Fengming and Yan Yun married young. One was a university professor who rarely spoke, cold as the moon in the sky; the other was a world-renowned superstar, relying on his looks and acting talent, he treated everyone with an icy face.
In bed, they were perfectly matched partners, but off the bed, they argued so fiercely it was as if they wanted to tear the roof off. Yet, their friends all insisted they were a “match made in heaven.” Upon hearing this, the two would sneer in unison: “Match made in heaven? Me and him?”
As if to rip that label off their bodies, they who hadn’t even held a wedding ceremony when they married were so eager to announce their divorce to the world that they almost pinned their divorce certificates to the top of their social media feeds.
However, the comments on their social media were unimpressed: “Oh? You really divorced? I bet a hundred that you’ll remarry within a year.” “Too small-minded. Half a year.” “Marriage is the graveyard of love, so you two are planning to go back to being madly in love, right? Honestly, I’m crying.” “I’d rather believe I’m the first Emperor of China than believe you two actually split.”
In reality, both of them suffered from insomnia the night after they received their divorce certificates. When they met again, it was on a reality show about married couples, filled with suspense.
There were four pairs of guests in total, but only one pair was actually divorced. Lin Fengming and Yan Yun’s task was to pretend to be a real, happily married couple without the audience noticing. Before going on the show, they both hard-headedly claimed they would just go through the motions.
But after the show started, the superstar Yan Yun, known for his bad temper and “straight guy” personality, could accurately state his lover’s birthday, hobbies, and favorite works without missing a beat. He even remembered exactly when the other had last said “I love you.”
As for the cool and aloof Professor Lin, while he could hold his composure when sober, when he was drunk, he would subconsciously murmur with dissatisfaction: “Yan Yun… you haven’t kissed me in a long time.”
The netizens erupted: “If this pair isn’t real, I’ll stand on my head and eat snail noodles!” “Ahhh! Big Brother Yan, you’re not going to kiss him even now? Even now??” “With the way their eyes lock, if they haven’t slept together a hundred times, I’ll eat my keyboard.”
However, when the finale ended, the official announcement stated: “We regret to inform you that the couple in this show who is already divorced is, Lin Fengming and Yan Yun.” The internet was silent for a few seconds, then flooded with confusion: “Huh?”
Before the netizens could go crazy, another post hit the trending list: “Yan Yun V: [Photo] Everyone coveting Professor Lin, go wash up and go to sleep.” The photo clearly showed two marriage certificates and a pair of clasped hands wearing wedding rings. The internet exploded.
