Join a Dating Reality Show with the Aloof, Fishing-Style Richest Man - Chapter 33.2

Since they both assumed it was a makeup sponge, Lu Zhao figured she hadn’t misidentified it. It was just a tool; she couldn’t understand why Fan Yaxuan had been so secretive. Lu Zhao pulled the “sponge” out. “It really looks like a snowman. Is this some new type of sponge? The texture isn’t soft like foam, though. Do you use it like a normal one?”

Ji Zhaoxi shook her head, indicating she didn’t know either.

Lu Zhao rummaged through the box again and finally found a card. There was a QR code on it, but no instruction manual.

The Livestream Chaos

While Lu Zhao hadn’t taken it out yet, the viewers were curious. But the moment she held it up, the atmosphere in the livestream chat turned… eerie.

— Is this a new product? Does it blend well? — Since Fan Yaxuan sent it, she probably uses it too. If celebrities say it’s good, it must be? — I’m going to buy one too. What’s the brand name?

At first, the discussion was innocent. But gradually, people started speaking up with hesitation.

— Wait… are you all really that pure? You’re making me afraid to speak… — +1 to the above. I feel guilty for knowing. — Stop being so pure! Tell them! I’m losing my mind here! — Huh? What are you all talking about? Isn’t it a makeup sponge? — Fine, I’ll say it. That is a “personal massager” tool to enhance “pleasure” during your private time!

The chat went silent for two seconds, then exploded!

— Holy crap! Is this something I’m allowed to watch?! — Wow, wow, wow, how scandalous! But it doesn’t look like those “toys” I know. It looks like a snowman! How do you even use it? — The toys you know are old-fashioned! There are so many new designs now that you wouldn’t believe it. — Wait, did Lu Zhao say Fan Yaxuan gave this to her? The Fan Yaxuan I know?! — My goddess gave this…? (Blank stare.jpg)

Behind the scenes, the director’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. Ignoring the awkwardness, he immediately called Lu Zhao.

“Put that thing away right now! That’s an adult toy!”

The director’s voice was so loud that nearby staff members stared at him in shock, unable to believe what they just heard.

Upon hearing the director, Lu Zhao’s gaze slowly moved to the small object currently resting in Ji Zhaoxi’s palm. With lightning speed, she snatched it back and shoved it into her bag, zipping it shut instantly!

Ji Zhaoxi blinked, startled by the sudden movement. “What’s wrong?” “And why is your face so red?”

Lu Zhao was so embarrassed she didn’t know how to answer.

— Hahahaha, I’m dying! A total “social death” moment! — I tried to think of the saddest thing in my life to stop laughing, but I failed! Hahaha! — I want to know WHY Fan Yaxuan gave this to her! — Fan Yaxuan: “I’m not even there, why am I being dragged into this?”

Netizens swarmed Fan Yaxuan’s Weibo, asking why she sent the gift and requesting the brand name because they “wanted to use the same model as the goddess.”

Fan Yaxuan, seeing the news: “…” (Feeling her vision go dark).

The Secret Whisper

Back on the show, the heat in the livestream doubled as people flocked in to see the drama. Lu Zhao looked at Ji Zhaoxi awkwardly. Ji Zhaoxi, realizing something was wrong, signaled Lu Zhao to explain.

Lu Zhao’s feet felt numb with embarrassment. She slowly shuffled toward Ji Zhaoxi and leaned into her ear. As they grew closer, they could smell each other’s scent. Tangyuan, sandwiched between them, let out a “meow.”

Ji Zhaoxi felt the warmth of Lu Zhao’s breath. Their posture was incredibly intimate, and Ji Zhaoxi’s ears slowly turned red.

“That thing… is an adult toy,” Lu Zhao whispered.

Ji Zhaoxi: “…”

She slowly turned her head toward Lu Zhao. Their faces were so close that if either leaned forward just an inch, they would be kissing.

— Holy crap! Look at this atmosphere! — Just kiss already! I want to rush in there and push their heads together! — I know what they’re saying, but I don’t want to hear it—I just want to see them kiss!

It wasn’t until Ji Zhaoxi’s breath hit her face that Lu Zhao realized how ambiguous their distance was. She immediately scrambled back, her face flushed.

“Sorry, I didn’t notice we were so close.”

Ji Zhaoxi remained stoic, but her grip on Tangyuan tightened. Eventually, the cat, feeling uncomfortable, jumped down and began pouncing on Lu Zhao’s legs.

Ji Zhaoxi, having lost both the girl and the cat: “…”

The Dinner Table

At 7:00 PM, they headed down for dinner. They were met with several meaningful glances—clearly, everyone else had seen the news online.

Lu Zhao: “…” Ji Zhaoxi kept a stiff face, hiding her emotions. Qiao Yang looked utterly indignant and sorrowful, glaring at Ji Zhaoxi.

Xu Miaomiao pulled Lu Zhao’s sleeve and gave her a thumbs up. “Sister, ask Fan Yaxuan for the link later. I want to buy one too.”

Lu Zhao: “…?” “What would you even buy it for?” “To use myself, obviously!” Xu Miaomiao said as if it were common sense. “I’ll just pretend it’s my Sister (Zhou Jiayan) doing it to me!”

Lu Zhao: “…” I can’t compete. This girl is way more wild than me. “I’ll let you be the ‘Big Sister’ from now on,” Lu Zhao muttered.

At the table, Lu Zhao naturally cut the steak on her plate and swapped it with the uncut one in front of Ji Zhaoxi. Ji Zhaoxi looked at her. Lu Zhao smiled. “It’s hard for you to cut it while holding the cat.” Ji Zhaoxi didn’t say anything, but she didn’t stop her.

The Courtyard Confrontation

After dinner, Lu Zhao pulled Qiao Wei aside to talk. She was worried Qiao Wei would “steal” her job as Ji Zhaoxi’s devoted follower.

“I wanted to talk to you too,” Qiao Wei said, crossing her arms. “I want to know why my brother is so obsessed with you that he’d get a sex change? I admit you’re pretty, but to that extent?”

Lu Zhao was silent for a moment. “First, thanks for the compliment. Second, I think you should take your brother to the hospital to check… this.” She tapped her head.

Qiao Wei nodded thoughtfully. “True. To want a sex change just for someone else… he’s clearly sick. But then again, maybe you should go too. You’re quite the ‘licker’ yourself.”

Lu Zhao gasped. “That’s a personal attack! I’m not nearly as bad as your brother. I wouldn’t get a sex change even if you killed me!”

Lu Zhao decided to take the lead. “You’re so beautiful, you clearly know that being a ‘licker’ is a disease. So why chase CEO Ji? Leave that ‘dirty work’ to me!”

Qiao Wei’s eyebrow arched. “You think I’m beautiful?” “Of course!” Lu Zhao affirmed. “Look at your face, your figure… you could debut as an idol!”

Lu Zhao’s flattery was sincere—Qiao Wei really was stunning. Qiao Wei’s expression softened. “Then how do I compare to Ji Zhaoxi?”

“You’re different types! You can’t compare!” Lu Zhao said firmly.

Qiao Wei nodded. “You’re right. With my looks, I shouldn’t be chasing anyone as a ‘licker.'”

“Exactly!” Lu Zhao praised, feeling she had successfully protected her job.

“You’re right,” Qiao Wei agreed. “I think you’re quite good at ‘licking.’ How about it? Interested in ‘licking’ me instead?”

Lu Zhao: “???” I didn’t agree to sell my soul to protect my job!

“I can’t handle two people…” Lu Zhao said evasively.

“I think you only follow Ji Zhaoxi for her money. I have money too. Whatever she gives you, I’ll double it!”

Lu Zhao’s heart skipped a beat, but then she thought of how well Ji Zhaoxi treated her. “Miss Qiao, you are insulting my feelings!” she said righteously.

“I know it’s not easy for you to switch over and start ‘licking’ me on such short notice. That’s fine—you can go back and think it over carefully.” As she spoke, Qiao Wei handed Lu Zhao a business card.

Before leaving, she patted Lu Zhao’s shoulder meaningfully. “I think you’re very beautiful too. We make a good match.”

Lu Zhao’s shoulders slumped, and she gave a small, involuntary shiver.

Mama, I feel like I’ve accidentally provoked a psycho! She definitely couldn’t consider Qiao Wei. This woman didn’t seem nearly as “pure” or straightforward as Ji Zhaoxi.

Once Qiao Wei had walked away, Lu Zhao looked down at the card in her hand. Although she had already resolved not to take the offer, it wasn’t polite to just toss the card on the ground. She sighed and stuffed it into her pocket.

Lu Zhao stared at the distant greenery, her chin resting in her hands as melancholy washed over her. Her job was safe for now, but why was the plot moving in such a bizarre direction?

How could Qiao Wei be so narcissistic? All Lu Zhao did was give her a few sincere compliments, and suddenly the woman wanted Lu Zhao to be her devoted follower!

Will I ever dare to compliment anyone randomly again? Are rich people these days really playing this “wildly”?

She couldn’t figure it out. She just couldn’t!

Lu Zhao shook her head and sighed, clasping her hands behind her back like an old man. She walked back to the house and climbed the stairs with heavy, labored steps. She felt she needed to seriously recalibrate her mindset tonight.

These wealthy people were truly perverted! She was put to shame!

Not far from where Lu Zhao and Qiao Wei had been sitting, several green leaves lay scattered on the ground—torn off as if someone had been anxiously plucking them. They looked quite pitiable.

The Triple Offer

After Lu Zhao finished showering and came out, she found Ji Zhaoxi already sitting in her room, holding Tangyuan. Ji Zhaoxi looked up and watched her quietly.

“Are we sleeping together again tonight?” Lu Zhao glanced at the cameras in the room.

Ji Zhaoxi nodded, still remaining silent.

— Holy crap, what did I just hear? “Again”?! — As expected, they’ve slept together before! My ship is CANON! — If it’s canon, why does CEO Ji still seem so cold?

Lu Zhao looked at Ji Zhaoxi, feeling a bit confused. Everything seemed fine during dinner. Why was the atmospheric pressure so low now after just one shower?

Without overthinking it, and ignoring the howling fans in the livestream, Lu Zhao decisively turned off all the cameras in the room.

Seeing the cameras go dark, Ji Zhaoxi lay down on the bed with Tangyuan. The cat meowed happily.

“Sleeping?” Lu Zhao asked.

She was genuinely exhausted. Between finishing filming, catching a flight, and the bumpy car ride here, she had wanted to rest for a long time.

“Mhm,” Ji Zhaoxi finally answered her.

Lu Zhao switched off the lights, and the room fell silent, save for the faint chirping of birds outside the window.

It was peaceful. Just as Lu Zhao was drifting into a daze, a warm body leaned in close behind her. A heated breath brushed against her ear.

“I’ll give you triple. And I’ll give you a big villa.”

Lu Zhao’s eyes snapped open. She was instantly, violently awake!

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