Join a Dating Reality Show with the Aloof, Fishing-Style Richest Man - Chapter 22

Lu Zhao couldn’t fathom what kind of person would ask such a question. When she made her original agreement with Ji Zhaoxi, she never said she’d have to “simp” for her partner as well!

Being a “licking dog” (simp) for someone like Ji Zhaoxi was a win-win deal, but who knew what kind of person Ji Zhaoxi’s partner would be? If they were terrible, wouldn’t this employment fee just turn into mental health compensation?

However, once Lu Zhao said those words, the livestream fell silent for three seconds. The host looked at Lu Zhao with an expression that seemed like they were desperately trying to hold back laughter.

“Teacher Lu, have you ever considered that if President Ji gets married and you keep chasing after her, it might be… a bit inappropriate?” the host reminded her.

The bullet comments went wild:

— Hahaha, this girl is going to be the death of me. What the hell is “simping together”?

— Impressive. This is what you call a true “licking dog”! The fighter jet of simps!

— Wait, while we love the drama, maybe tone it down a bit. We’re simps, but let’s not go around breaking up families (crying).

Lu Zhao ignored the comments. Hearing the host’s words, she put her hands on her hips and said indignantly, “Then how can you all be so sure that President Ji’s marriage partner isn’t me?”

Lu Zhao believed she had played the role of the pursuer with absolute dedication. In the eyes of the public, why shouldn’t it be her?

The host was dumbfounded. On second thought, was that actually a possibility?

Suddenly, an ID with a flashy entrance effect entered the room, followed by a shower of luxury yacht gifts. The words, framed in dazzling effects, were particularly eye-catching on the screen.

— Sister! I believe in you! You can definitely win over Ji Zhaoxi!

Seeing this ID, Lu Zhao gave a thumbs-up off-camera. As expected of a good friend—her tactical advice hadn’t gone to waste; her friend was here to provide backup.

The netizens and the host were stunned. No one expected the currently popular Movie Queen to suddenly drop into the livestream.

Because of Xu Miaomiao’s arrival, a massive wave of viewers flooded the room, many of them her fans. Seeing Xu Miaomiao’s supportive message, the fans naturally began spamming it, making the voices supporting a Lu Zhao/Ji Zhaoxi pairing extremely loud!

Other netizens watched in disbelief.

— Is this what they call “simps recognizing simps”?

— By the way, did Xu Miaomiao ever successfully “lick” the person she likes?

— Damn, these two are going to kill me with laughter. Do they secretly cheer each other on behind the scenes?

— Hahaha, definitely! They probably act as each other’s strategists!

Lu Zhao pulled out her phone and sent a message to Xu Miaomiao.

Lu Zhao: Since you have the mood to run into my livestream, I take it things went well last night?

Xu Miaomiao replied almost instantly.

Xu Miaomiao: I was just about to tell you! I achieved a breakthrough move! Xu Miaomiao: [Proud.jpg]

Lu Zhao got excited. This wasn’t the time for gossip, so she told Xu Miaomiao she’d talk after the stream and focused on the questions.

She saw a question from a netizen: President Ji doesn’t even like you. Don’t you find it annoying to keep chasing and simping like this?

Lu Zhao raised an eyebrow. Ooh, this question had a bit of a “gunpowder” smell to it. She gave the camera a brilliant, shameless smile.

“An excellent licking dog is one who continues to lick devotedly even when the master says no! If I didn’t do that, how could I be called a licking dog?”

Her words were powerful and resonant, almost carrying a sense of righteous dignity!

The audience was stunned again. They had been shocked many times today, but her logic was truly unexpected!

— I declare Lu Zhao a qualified, excellent licking dog!

— The person above, she’s beyond being declared. She’s the one who sets the standards now.

— While everyone else is still a contestant, she has ascended to being a judge. Truly a role model for our generation!

Lu Zhao didn’t feel embarrassed by these comments at all. To her, this was a certification of her professional skills!

After the stream ended, before Lu Zhao could even close her laptop, her phone started pinging incessantly. She didn’t have to guess—it was Xu Miaomiao.

Xu Miaomiao: Sister, sister! Do you know what major breakthrough I made yesterday?!

Lu Zhao: What? Did she admit she likes you?

Xu Miaomiao: Not that. Her mouth is so hard even a divine axe couldn’t crack it. But her lips are very soft. Xu Miaomiao: [Drooling.jpg]

Lu Zhao understood immediately.

Lu Zhao: You kissed her?

The phone vibrated violently, showing how excited Xu Miaomiao was.

Xu Miaomiao: Yes, yes, yes! Last night I followed your method. She was indeed very angry—she’s never been that mad at me before, which shows how much she cares! Xu Miaomiao: [Spinning.jpg] Xu Miaomiao: But seeing her that angry, I couldn’t just back down so easily. So I started acting like a total brat. Her face was turning colors from anger last night. Even then, she didn’t blow up at me, so I knew she couldn’t bear to. [Smug.jpg]

Lu Zhao read through the wall of text, still not understanding how they ended up kissing. As a good listener, she had to play the straight man.

Lu Zhao: And then?

Xu Miaomiao: Then, because I insisted on leaving the hospital, she literally picked me up in a princess carry to put me back in the ward! She has so much “girlfriend power”; being held by her felt so good! Xu Miaomiao: [Holding face.jpg]

Lu Zhao could guess the rest. Sure enough, the next message confirmed it.

Xu Miaomiao: I was already in her arms! It was the perfect position, the perfect angle! Of course, I had to grab her neck and take the chance to peck her on the mouth! It’s just a pity her mouth didn’t soften up after that.

Lu Zhao broke into a sweat. Xu Miaomiao was indeed fierce.

Lu Zhao: So how did your foster sister react?

Xu Miaomiao: Her reaction was huge! We both fell right there on the spot!

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