It Is Really Hard For A Cat To Want Revenge - Chapter 8
Chapter 8
Xuan Cai also hadn’t expected Chen Zhongmin’s reaction to be this rapid. Upon hearing the wretched shrieks inside the house, he immediately leaped onto the windowsill.
Thank heaven and thank earth, although this house was relatively broken and old, it had everything it should have, for example, glass.
He looked inside through the glass, but the scene he originally expected to look at didn’t appear—Huo Wandu was sitting steadily and properly in his wheelchair holding his phone and currently making a phone call.
However, inside the house it was still bustling and bustling, because Chen Zhongmin was currently jumping up and down playing hide-and-seek with the bats.
Looking from afar, it was as if the target of those bats were him. It was just a pity… Ah Fu and the bats under his hand were also very pained.
Their target was Huo Wandu, yet it just happened that here was a healthy and flexible human who while swinging his jacket was flinging about fleeing in all directions.
They didn’t want to conflict with Chen Zhongmin either, but right now it was messy into this way, so they had no choice but to give up the target and put effort into dodging—just now a bat accidentally got whipped by the clothes, and right now was still lying on the ground unconscious and not waking up.
The result was that it looked like only their target stayed outside the matter, looking extremely calm and rational too.
Huo Wandu was truly made by the scene before his eyes to lose his temper. He raised his head looking at Chen Zhongmin jumping up and down and the bats flying in a mess all over the room, and let out a melancholy sigh.
If those who didn’t know the inside info saw it, they would think Chen Zhongmin was playing a big battle royale inside the room with these bats.
Right when he was helpless, raising his head he happened to collide eyes with the little black cat outside the window. Didn’t know for what reason, he seemed to see a trace of dislike from that little black cat’s eyes.
Although it was a bit absurd and thought-shattering, Huo Wandu always felt these bats were also the masterpiece of the little black cat. Otherwise it was too coincidental by a notch.
Amidst a patch of chaos, he calmly yet nimbly bypassed Chen Zhongmin, operating the wheelchair to go over and open the door.
In an instant, those bats turned their heads and completely flew out. The movement was extremely neat and uniform, as if someone were directing. It was just that when flying out, two among them still smashed onto the wall, directly smashing themselves dizzy and passing out.
Chen Zhongmin sat down panting and gasping for breath, a face of his soul flying out of the heavens: “Oh my mother lei, from where did these all come ah.”
Huo Wandu spoke in a detached manner: “Inside mountain areas having bats, isn’t it a very normal matter?”
While he spoke, he saw the little black cat leap down from the windowsill, and then march grandly and ostentatiously into the room.
The small cat didn’t look at him and didn’t look at Chen Zhongmin either, but instead walked before those two bats, extended its paw, and started to slap them one by one.
Xuan Cai wasn’t very wanting to care about these two bats either, but who let one among them inside be Ah Fu who followed him for thousands of miles coming over from the North.
Let alone he needed to come inspect whether these two bats in the end were dead or alive. In case they died, he as the instigator needed to shoulder karma, and that would be troublesome.
Ai, he also hadn’t expected Ah Fu unexpectedly to be this much of a waste-good. At any rate it had opened its spiritual wisdom, no wonder no demons were willing to carry it along to play.
Fortunately Ah Fu and the other bat didn’t directly smash themselves to death. Under Xuan Cai’s loving slaps, they slowly woke over.
As a result, right upon opening their eyes they saw a cat face close within reach, and Ah Fu immediately was scared to the point of rolling urinating and crawling feces.
Huo Wandu swore it was his first time in this life seeing a bat rolling and crawling on the ground.
Perhaps it was that their walking capability had already degenerated, so the posture of dodging the cat looked extra stupid, all rolling and crawling, east-toppling and west-slanting.
Xuan Cai seeing the situation retreated two steps—he feared accidentally scaring these two bats to death, and when the time came still having to shoulder karma.
Ah Fu carried his only little brother, shivering and shuddering as they lay prostrate to one side.
At this time Chen Zhongmin also noticed this place, and he instantly let out a wretched wail: “How come there are still two bats ah?”
Xuan Cai turned his head and took a glance at him. Chen Zhongmin’s wretched wail instantly snapped off—did he or did he not see disdain and dislike from a cat’s eyes?
At this time, the crew’s working personnel finally arrived late after a long delay.
The place they lived was relatively far from here. The ones living on this side were all actors and working personnel.
It was just that waiting until they brought skimming nets and the like over, they only saw two bats squeezing together and shivering and shuddering, and also a little black cat marching grandly and ostentatiously wandering blindly inside the room.
Xuan Cai saw people coming over and immediately bolted out. Those two people’s hands were holding skimming nets. In case they didn’t catch the bats and planned to skim him away smoothly by the way, what to do?
This room having this many people enter was already a bit squeezed. If the activity space weren’t large enough it would easily flip the car.
Slip first to show respect!
However at this time, Huo Wandu actually already had a bit of an idea of giving up on kidnapping this little black cat. After all, this cat looked at a glance like a small cat living very well outside, spending its days free and unfettered, and this kind of cat being domestic-penned by humans wasn’t necessarily a good thing.
Of course, the most main thing was that it couldn’t be caught ah!
The working personnel only saw a black shadow flash past before their eyes, and looking fixedly over again, discovered the cat had already vanished.
They were somewhat at a loss for what to do and asked: “Director Chen, now what to do?”
Chen Zhongmin put effort into maintaining his steadiness as a director, but his gaze didn’t dare to have a single speck of contact with the bats at all, just waving his hand and saying: “Take those two bats, catch them away and release them, and then go look up some whatever ultrasonic expeller thing to come.”
What Chen Zhongmin feared most in this life was exactly bats. Before coming to this mountain village, he had also inquired, and hadn’t heard the villagers say they had seen bats.
The result was truly whatever one fears, that exactly comes ah.
Waiting until the working personnel caught the bats away and started to carry out disinfection and eradication toward the entire room, Huo Wandu always felt the scene before his eyes was seemingly familiar from before.
After Chen Zhongmin wasn’t that panic-alarmed, his intelligence that ran away from home returned anew. He turned his head looking toward Huo Wandu and asked: “I say… those bats couldn’t be brought over by that small cat of yours right?”
Huo Wandu smiled reservedly: “Maybe.”
Chen Zhongmin had a face of the absurd and thought-shattering: “No, did you save its ancestor eighteen generations? Tracking you like this to repay kindness?”
Cat matters, how would humans understand ah. Huo Wandu could also only say: “Probably this small cat is particularly possessing of conscience.”
Chen Zhongmin let out a sigh and said: “Since it’s like this, then you urge that cat, next time bring some good things.”
Huo Wandu looked at him with condemnation: “Don’t use human thinking to go think about cats. The kitten doesn’t know what humans like, it also just delivered what it itself felt was the best thing over. Didn’t you discover the mice it brought or the bats it brought were all particularly fat?”
After Chen Zhongmin heard, he couldn’t resist lowering his head to confess and repent for an instant, feeling he indeed shouldn’t blame the cat. The small cat catching those mice and bats might also be not very easy.
Thinking carefully about it, this time what it delivered was bats, which might also be because last time the mice were all crushed to death. This time ones that can fly always wouldn’t go to the extent of being crushed to death right?
However his confession and repentance also lasted only for an instant. Very quickly he said: “That won’t do either, wild animals’ bodies are all easy to carry disease germs, especially ones that can fly. The crew has this many people, in case something happens it will be very troublesome.”
Huo Wandu spoke extremely irresponsibly: “Oh, then you go speak to the cat.”
Chen Zhongmin skipped his feet and said: “The small cat didn’t come to look for me to repay kindness!”
Huo Wandu spoke with a tiny bit of resentment: “Even if it looks for me to repay kindness, my speaking words might not necessarily work ah, it doesn’t even let me touch it.”
Chen Zhongmin after hearing couldn’t resist laughing. This was still a proud and principled small cat.
Repaying kindness returned to repaying kindness, the noble cat still wouldn’t let people touch easily.
Chen Zhongmin actually was also just speaking casually. Even if the cat weren’t proud, one couldn’t count on it to understand human words ah.
So they could also only be a bit careful. Fortunately the time the crew filmed here wasn’t long. Rapidly finish filming and rapidly leave.
The efficiency of the working personnel was still very high, and by the next day’s noon they had arranged the machine on.
Ah Fu shivered and shuddered looking at Xuan Cai and said: “Ancestor, this time truly it’s not that the small one doesn’t want to go, but rather humans are too despicable. That whatever thing they fetched over, the sound emitted makes us bats somewhat unable to bear ah.”
Xuan Cai in a bad mood gave him a slap and said: “Of what use are you!”
Ah Fu poor-baba hung upside down on the tree to one side. He… he was just very useless.
Besides opening spiritual wisdom and living relatively long, in reality he wasn’t how fierce either.
Xuan Cai waved his paw and said: “Row fine, you go back.”
Ah Fu paused for an instant: “Ah?”
Xuan Cai slightly raised his chin, a face of proud appearance, and said: “I say your mission has already been completed. Previously I said, after you do the things according to my commands you can go back.”
Ah Fu simply couldn’t believe it. It cautiously edged over and asked: “Tru… truly letting me go ah?”
Xuan Cai waved his paw with dislike and said: “Doing what and what won’t do, of what use are you!”
Not only didn’t complete the mission but almost got himself into it. This let it go, Xuan Cai still had to be responsible for hunting and raising it, because this fellow arriving at a strange place was even easy to lose its way!
Listen to this, a bat losing its way, does this resemble words?
Xuan Cai didn’t have the hobby of raising pets. Anyway over there they already had defense against bats, then let this fellow rapidly go.
Ah Fu quickly and happily flew away, while Xuan Cai looked up a place where the sunlight was good, while basking in the sun while sleeping.
The result was that right when he lay down, he felt the demon energy inside his body seemed to have growth again. He instantly sat up, looking east and gesturing west with some confusion.
Because the tree he was in was high enough, he could directly look at the human settlement, and after carrying out a turn of careful observation, he also didn’t discover any special place, let alone anyone providing offerings to a Cat Immortal.
Then the problem came, this demon energy of his, in the end how did it grow?
Could it be that tossing humans truly could grow demon energy?
The little black cat slowly lay prostrate down, feeling the demon energy inside his body that grew slowly yet continuously without stopping, starting to seriously ponder what to do next.
Running this far and tossing for half a day, he still hadn’t figured out why exactly the demon energy grew. His purpose hadn’t been reached yet; he still had to think of a way to go to the human’s place to spy out a bit.
Before he had even thought out any method, suddenly he heard relatively detailed and broken sounds. Turning his head, he discovered Ah Fu was currently hanging upside down on a tree branch, quietly-mimi pressing close to him.
After Xuan Cai discovered it, Ah Fu immediately stopped, its two wings drawing in, its head burying inside, a face of I am asleep, I don’t know anything appearance.
Xuan Cai with some impatience used his tail to sweep Ah Fu down and asked: “Didn’t I let you go? What did you come back to do again?”
Ah Fu seeing it couldn’t be played out further, only then said grievance-baba: “Ancestor, I don’t know the road back, can you tell me which way I should walk?”
Xuan Cai after hearing, with some mind-guilt licked his tongue, gave a light cough and said: “The distance is too far, telling you the direction is of no use either ah.”
Ah Fu went silent for an instant, asking in a small voice: “You don’t know either?”
Xuan Cai after hearing immediately sat up, putting force into clapping his paws and saying: “Who said so? I of course know where the direction is, but when you go back you can’t fly in a straight line, always having to bypass human territory, and still having to think of a way to look for food. After detouring the road can you still find the original direction?”
Ah Fu upon hearing felt it was this kind of logic too, speaking with extreme worry: “Then… what to do ah?”
Xuan Cai had a face of completely not caring: “If you can’t go back then just don’t go back. Anyway those bats can’t beat you either, you simply settle your home here and get it over with. Change an environment, change a mood, you can do it!”
Xuan Cai these years together with his masters also counted as traveling south and striking north; although contact with humans wasn’t much, observation wasn’t little, so pouring chicken soup for the soul right up, it still resembled quite a bit like that kind of matter.
Ah Fu after hearing sighed and said: “Can only be this way. Oh, right, Ancestor, when I came back, I heard humans over there discussing wanting to catch cats, are they or are they not wanting to catch you?”
Xuan Cai upon hearing instantly came to spirit: “Yoh ho, that human hasn’t died his heart yet?”