I Accidentally Sent a Love Letter to the School's Most Prestigious Young Lady Instead of My Childhood Friend, and Now She's Bowing to Me, Asking, "Please Date Me—On the Premise of Marriage!" - 20

“I’m attracted to… black-haired beauties.”

The moment I blurted that out, voices erupted from all directions, and the situation spiraled out of control.

“What is that?! That’s cheating! Betrayal! Adultery! Putting me, your wife, aside!”

“I knew it… I knew you were staring at Shion-senpai’s backside with those lewd eyes…”

“Giggle ♡“

Each of the three ladies showed their reactions. Haru stood up and showered me with more angry shouts.

“No cheating! No adultery! I’ll grow out my black hair, so until then, if you give in to your desires, I won’t forgive you!”

“Maybe I should dye my hair too…?”

“Wait a minute! I just stated my preference—it doesn’t mean I particularly like Shion-san or anything!”

“Of course not! Once I grow out my black hair, you can do it with that hair, so hold out until then!”

“Do it… with hair… Haru-buchou…”

“Airi, don’t underestimate a man’s desires!”

Haru clenched her fist and began passionately explaining.

“Back in seventh grade, when we took a bath together. Even though he acted all casual, it was totally obvious he was sneaking glances at my sexy parts. The next day, the trash was full of tissues…”

“Ahhhhhhh—!! Don’t say any more!!”

Both the young lady Shion-san and the younger Airi were listening. I shouted loudly to cut her off. Airi widened her eyes and listened with intense curiosity.

“Haru-buchou and Yuu-senpai are like that!? So, Yuu-nii’s… how big was it?”

“Big… do you mean that… thing?”

“Of course I mean that thing!”

When asked, Haru hesitated for just a moment, her face and mouth fumbling, but as if pushed by Airi’s heated gaze, she replied.

“Well, average, I guess? He was trying to hide it as it grew… I think it’s about average, probably?”

“I’ve never seen one before, but does it look like it’d fit? Would it hurt? Does it seem okay?”

“If I’m in the mood, it’s arousing. If I’m not, it’s like… this… and I have to look away.”

“Gulp…”

Airi swallowed audibly and stared at my crotch with covetous eyes—but then, someone interrupted their conversation.

“Stop it already! I’m a guy here, so have some consideration! This isn’t a girls’ gathering, cut it out! More importantly, is girls’ conversation always like that…?”

My volume dropped into a questioning tone by the end, but the two seemed to come to their senses, and the dirty talk was temporarily halted.

“Well then, Haru-buchou. Let’s continue in detail on LINE. Don’t you have any secretly taken photos of Yuu-nii?”

“Not really, of course not. Though I wish I had taken some, now that you mention it.”

“Now that we’re on the topic, I want to hear about the taste and feel of kissing too.”

“It feels so good, my mind goes completely blank.”

“… I want kissing to be allowed for me too.”

“No. Go do it with some other guy.”

“Sigh…”

Airi looked a little dejected and left through the door.

“Aren’t you going home, Shion?”

As Haru followed Airi out of the clubroom, she turned back and asked. Shion replied gently, “I have some cleaning up to do,” leaving just Shion-san and me behind.