Help! My Fanservice Partner is Looking at Me Differently Lately - Chapter 33

“I didn’t bring my sunglasses.” After a brief silence, Zhou Yang spread his hands and started playing the rogue.

“I have some.” Shen Xunye lazily raised his hand to signal.

The expression on Zhou Yang’s face was simply indescribable: “You are certainly well-prepared.”

Shen Xunye couldn’t be bothered to pay attention to him; he tilted his head and said to Chi Li, “I’ll go get them once I hear the punishments for these two.”

“Fine.” Chi Li set his gaze on Fang Jin. “Now, look up three ‘overbearing CEO’ quotes, and then recite them affectionately to the nearest camera.”

“Is this for the benefit of the fans?” Shen Xunye scoffed.

Chi Li nodded and said with a straight face, “It can also be considered a ‘boyfriend perspective’.”

Fang Jin obediently opened a search app.

Seeing the top three overbearing CEO lines, he felt as if he had been struck hard, and he slowly closed his eyes.

【Fang Jin: I dare not open my eyes, hoping this is just an illusion.】

【I dare not imagine an overbearing CEO with a small turtle drawn on his face standing in front of me…】

【Is Chi Li actually a “dark history” manufacturing machine for these people?】

【I could watch him punish people for a whole day.】

“Hmm, he seems to need some preparation time.” Chi Li moved his gaze to Xie Weishui. “Then, you go first.”

Xie Weishui smiled unnaturally: “Okay.”

“Let’s continue with the Truth or Dare from before.” Chi Li was still polite to him, neither humiliating nor acting weird. “The object of your first sexual fantasy… I won’t ask specifically who it is, let’s just ask if it was a man or a woman.”

“I have never had sexual fantasies about anyone.”

Before the others had time to think about why Chi Li asked this question, Xie Weishui quickly provided his answer.

While playing mahjong just now, he had already decided to answer this way.

“Truth?” Chi Li raised an eyebrow.

Xie Weishui’s eyes were firm: “Truth.”

The first step to lying is to deceive oneself first.

【There’s really no need to lie if you don’t want to answer. [Sigh]】

【Does Shui-Shui really think of himself as a pure, innocent character in a novel? I don’t believe that when he was a child watching TV, he never fantasized about flying away with the protagonist.】

【Actually, he is still hiding his sexual orientation.】

【He wants to have it both ways, doesn’t he?】

【Sexual orientation is someone’s private matter; what’s wrong with hiding it?】

【Exactly, why does Chi Li have to pry into other people’s privacy?】

【If you can’t handle the game, just say it. I don’t think Chi Li is the type to force people into a corner, either.】

“Fine.” Chi Li didn’t pick any flaws, accepting Xie Weishui’s answer as the truth, and turned to look at Fang Jin with interest: “That just leaves you.”

Fang Jin took a deep breath and gathered the courage to stand up.

He looked down at his phone screen, practiced the lines quickly in a low voice, and then found the nearest camera, leaning his face toward it.

“Ahem.” He stared at the pitch-black lens and said in a deep voice: “Woman, you are playing with fire.”

【Hahahaha, I should have entered the “coquettish wife” state, but this little turtle is too scene-stealing, I’m sorry.】

【The country’s first “turtle-CEO.”】

【Suddenly getting the cute side of Fang Jin.】

【My toes are curling into the floor; I bet I could dig out a three-bedroom apartment in a moment.】

In short, the first line was delivered relatively smoothly.

By the time he was ready to say the second line, the corners of Fang Jin’s mouth began to twitch: “The weather is getting cold; it’s time to make the Wang family go bankrupt.”

By the third line, shame flooded over him. His whole face turned red, and he spoke at lightning speed: “You will never be able to escape the palm of my hand in this lifetime.”

After finishing, Fang Jin immediately dashed back to his seat, hanging his head and acting like an ostrich.

“Actually, that was quite good.” Chi Li comforted him with a smile. “This can be considered an accumulation of acting skills.”

Fang Jin’s voice was tiny: “This can only be considered an accumulation of ‘dark history’.”

“Cheer up, if you win the next round, you can take your revenge.” Chi Li said with a smile.

Taking advantage of the time they were drawing and playing tiles, Shen Xunye went back to his room to get the sunglasses for Zhou Yang.

When he returned, he heard Zhou Yang who hadn’t won, but was waiting for a tile shout while drawing: “Five of Bamboo!”

The mahjong tile was flipped open; a Nine of Wan lay in his palm.

His whole person was like a deflated balloon, collapsing instantly.

Shen Xunye tossed the sunglasses into his lap. “Put them on yourself.”

Chi Li discarded the tile he had drawn: “Five of Bamboo.”

Fang Jin: “Pong.”

Zhou Yang: “Damn it, even the tiles are bullying me!”

He indignantly put on the sunglasses, and under the cover of his mask, began to silently curse this messed-up world.

Having declared “Pong,” Fang Jin discarded an Eight of Dots.

After two more rounds, Xie Weishui won the round.

He first rescued Zhou Yang, who was being subjected to the heat and was so angry that he was sweating profusely. “Take off a piece of clothing.”

Zhou Yang couldn’t wait to take off his down jacket.

Once he had taken it off, Xie Weishui turned to Chi Li almost impatiently: “It’s still your turn for Truth.”

Chi Li was indifferent: “You ask.”

Xie Weishui: “What is your sexual orientation?”

He didn’t believe Chi Li dared to make his sexual orientation public.

And he didn’t believe Chi Li would dare to copy his answer.

So, how was he going to answer?

“Me? I am ‘money-sexual’; my only crush right now is money,” Chi Li said with a sincere expression.

【Actually, I am also ‘money-sexual’.】

【Money loves me, I love money, money come into my arms. (Casting a spell)】

【I’m certain this is 100% the truth; there is no need for even a shred of doubt.】

Xie Weishui was naturally unsatisfied with this answer. “Didn’t you just say you liked a ‘cheap person’ before? Is that ‘cheap person’ a man or a woman?”

Zhou Yang: “…”

“That is the second question.” Chi Li smiled and refused. “Wait until you win a round, then come and ask me again.”

Unfortunately, until the end of the live stream, Xie Weishui never won another round.

He only gained the paper strips stuck all over his face and the series of questions Chi Li asked that seemed harmless but were very difficult to answer.

Chi Li’s face, however, remained completely clean.

Even when punished by Fang Jin to recite shameful lines, he could do so without blushing or skipping a beat.

This person’s mental fortitude was truly strong.

The live stream ended, and the card game naturally came to an end as well.

As the biggest winner, Chi Li was the first to stand up and stretch. “We had a lot of fun today; if there are events like this in the future, you can still call me.”

Without the cameras rolling, Zhou Yang stopped pretending. “When did your mahjong skills get so good?”

When he was with Chi Li, he never saw Chi Li play mahjong with anyone.

Chi Li ignored him as usual and walked straight out of the room.

Shen Xunye followed closely behind. “You must be able to calculate tiles, right?”

Chi Li’s voice drifted in from outside. “A little bit…”

Fang Jin pulled the paper strips off his face. “Then I’ll head back first. Later, if there’s a meeting, send me a message.”

Seeing Fang Jin leave, Zhou Yang also hurriedly indicated: “I’m leaving too.”

“Wait a moment,” Xie Weishui called out to him. “Before we hold the big meeting, let’s have a small meeting here.”