Help, My Buff Roommate is Begging to Touch my Abs - Chapter 34

Chapter 34: Really, I don’t want to!

“I’m going to die of anger!!”

The dormitory door was pushed open roughly with a “bang.”

A furious Eldest and Second-eldest burst in.

At that moment, Zhao Yuheng was lying sprawl-legged on Jin Bao’er’s bed scrolling through videos, his long legs resting carelessly.

Meanwhile, Jin Bao’er was squeezed against the edge of the bed, holding a novel and looking exceptionally well-behaved.

The two men turned their heads in unison, their gazes like they were about to eat someone alive.

“Third-eldest, take your shirt off! I’m going to compare muscles with you!!”

Eldest had a fierce, “I’m going to eat you” expression.

“Why?”

Zhao Yuheng raised his eyebrows, somewhat puzzled.

But he still sat up, that look of laziness revealing a hint of wildness.

“That friend of yours, Jin Bao’er, said in front of so many people that in our dorm, Third-eldest has the best-trained muscles, followed by Second-eldest.

He said that since I’m the oldest, my muscles are actually the worst!!!”

Eldest grabbed Jin Bao’er by the collar, his eyes wide.

“Jin Bao’er, did you say that to him!?

Today, you better take a good look and see whose muscles are really bigger!!”

Jin Bao’er was dumbfounded.

Is… is it this sudden?

Before he could react, they pulled Zhao Yuheng off the bed into the middle of the room.

“Take it off!”

“I’ll do it myself, I’ll do it myself.”

Zhao Yuheng, also fearing this madness, quickly took off his tight black short-sleeved shirt.

As the fabric was pulled away, his bronze skin was instantly exposed to the air.

It wasn’t a scrawny type of lean, but solid, fat-wrapped muscle.

While taking it off, he also urged Second-eldest without showing weakness: “Second-eldest, take yours off too, don’t hide it.”

And so, three men wearing only athletic shorts set up their stance in the cramped dormitory, performing fitness poses for Jin Bao’er.

Jin Bao’er: “…”

No.

No.

Really, I don’t want to!

Jin Bao’er suppressed the urge to laugh, keeping his head down as he looked at the “three great Buddhas” in front of him at close range.

First was Contestant #1, Eldest.

Although Eldest wasn’t as tall as Zhao Yuheng and his frame was slightly smaller, he won in having extremely low body fat.

If Zhao Yuheng was meaty and strong, then Eldest was the type that was lean and hardened.

He ate fat-loss meals year-round; his abdominal muscle lines were as distinct as if carved by a knife, all eight neatly arranged like a washboard.

The muscle fibers bulged one by one when flexed, full of explosive power.

“How is it? Is it firm enough?” Eldest proudly twitched his chest muscles.

Jin Bao’er swallowed his saliva: If 10 points is a perfect score, for these tight lines, I’ll give it an 8.

Next was Contestant #2, Second-eldest.

Second-eldest’s height wasn’t up to par with the other two, belonging to the stocky type.

But the weight was there; simply put: short, thick, and powerful.

He possessed both Zhao Yuheng’s thickness and Eldest’s low body fat, belonging to a concentrated essence.

The muscle mass on his thighs and back was huge, standing in front like a wall.

Jin Bao’er looked at those bulging biceps: If 10 points is a perfect score, for this absolute sense of power, I’ll give it an 8 too.

Finally, his gaze fell on his own… uh, Zhao Yuheng.

Because Zhao Yuheng didn’t control his diet and never stopped drinking beer and eating barbecue, but his foundation was good and he hadn’t slacked off on training, his “fat-wrapped muscle” was exceptionally obvious.

His six-pack silhouette was clear, covered by a thin layer of subcutaneous fat, and it must feel excellent to the touch.

The most lethal part was below his navel, where the black abdominal hair extended all the way down the mermaid line, disappearing into his waistband…

This damn pheromone added an even wilder temptation to the whole person.

Jin Bao’er’s gaze was no more than 10 centimeters away from him.

He was close enough to see the fine beads of sweat seeping from his pores, almost counting how many abdominal hairs he had.

Well then… I’ll give it a shallow 9 points.

As for that one point deducted?

Probably because this enticing body didn’t belong to him.

“Bullshit! I don’t believe it!”

Hearing Jin Bao’er’s scoring, Eldest was even more unconvinced, his veins bulging.

“Take your pants off! Let’s compare thighs! I don’t believe I can’t beat you guys!!”

Once those words were out, Jin Bao’er froze completely!!!

This time, I really, really don’t want to!

He subconsciously wanted to escape, but was grabbed by the back of the collar by the quick-handed Eldest.

“Click.”

The dormitory door was locked from the inside.

And so, Jin Bao’er was forced to stand in the middle, facing three world-class hunks wearing only underwear.

Under that burning gaze, he began to evaluate the muscles on their thighs!!!

Jin Bao’er was bitter inside!!

He was just a pure little gay!

Why did he have to endure such a “torturous” visual feast?

Help!!

“Look carefully!”

Eldest lunged forward first, his thick thighs instantly occupying Jin Bao’er’s entire field of vision.

Immediately after, Zhao Yuheng and Second-eldest crowded in, not wanting to lose.

Three furry, muscle-bulging thighs dangled right in front of his eyes.

Jin Bao’er’s face turned red as if dripping with blood, his gaze sweeping back and forth between the three pairs of legs.

Eldest’s thighs: extremely high muscle separation, the quadriceps bulging like steamed buns, the lines sharp.

Second-eldest’s thighs: although the circumference was large, because he wasn’t tall, they looked a bit rounded, full of explosive power.

Zhao Yuheng’s thighs…

Jin Bao’er’s gaze lingered a little longer.

Because of the advantage of his 188cm height, his quadriceps were stretched out very long, the muscle form like a steed ready to charge.

Although wrapped in a layer of subcutaneous fat, the astonishing circumference and width were simply two thick, pillar-like supports!

Especially when he flexed, the muscle lines on the inner thighs appeared faintly, full of male aggression.

“Measure! Use a tape measure!” Eldest produced a soft measuring tape from somewhere.

Thus, with trembling hands, Jin Bao’er began to measure the thigh circumferences of these three “thigh-men.”

The atmosphere became extremely weird and ambiguous.

When the tape measure wrapped around the thickest part of the root of Zhao Yuheng’s thigh, his fingertips brushed against his warm skin by accident.

Zhao Yuheng’s muscles contracted violently, his eyes staring deeply at Jin Bao’er, the corners of his mouth curling into a wicked smile.

“How much?”

“6… 65 centimeters…” Jin Bao’er’s voice was shaking.

Eldest didn’t believe in bad luck and quickly measured himself: “What about me?”

“62 centimeters.”

The second-eldest crowded in too: “And me!”

“60 centimeters.”

The ending was reversed.

Zhao Yuheng, who everyone thought would lose, actually crushed them with an absolute advantage.

“I told you.”

Zhao Yuheng pulled his pants up unhurriedly, patting his thigh, his tone filled with a lazy sort of showing off.

“Some people have talent that can’t be achieved no matter how hard they train; nothing to be done.”

Eldest looked at the 3-centimeter gap, his face turning green: “Damn! This is fat propping it up! It doesn’t count!”

“Whether it’s meat or muscle, it’s thicker than yours, that’s all that matters.”

Zhao Yuheng raised his eyebrows and wrapped his arm around Jin Bao’er, who was still in a daze.

“Alright, the referee is tired, let’s break it up.”

Eldest pouted angrily; although he lost, he still stubbornly patted the two on the shoulders.

“Hmph, next time I will definitely train to 70 centimeters!”

Jin Bao’er took advantage of the chaos, quickly opened the dorm door, and rushed into the bathroom as if fleeing.

Not until he closed the door did he cover his burning hot face, sliding down the door panel.

That image just now…

The thighs of three strong men…

Especially Zhao Yuheng’s 65-centimeter thick circumference…

Jin Bao’er took a deep breath:

“How can I keep my underwear dry like this!!”