After The Web Novel Great God Transmigrated As A Scummy Online Dating Top - Chapter 28

Chapter 28

Sweet Orange Meow: Does this one look good? Photo.jpg

Sweet Orange Meow: And this! I feel like the coordination is nice, but I’m not sure how it’ll look on me. Photo.jpg

Sweet Orange Meow: Why do these clothes look so good on the models, but the moment I try them on, they lose their charm? It’s definitely a “me” problem, isn’t it? QAQ

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The “Trap” and the “CPU Freeze”

Lin Muxue was just about to type out a comforting reply when her phone buzzed with another notification. This time, it was a full-body shot of Chu Meng in the dressing room—face obscured by the phone—wearing a breezy summer dress.

Sweet Orange Meow: Ah-Xue, look! How do I look in this dress? Hehe~ Where did this little fairy come from? Cute rolling emoji

Lin Muxue’s brain, which was still stuck in the “How to provide gentle emotional support” mode, suddenly hit a CPU bottleneck. She didn’t respond instantly.

Sweet Orange Meow: What? You don’t think so? Ha! You scumbag. You’re not actually shopping with me, are you? Cat head with fire emoji

Sweet Orange Meow: You’re busy with other things, aren’t you? You promised you’d focus on me today. Hmph, I knew it. All lies. [Pouting fingers emoji]

Sweet Orange Meow: I’ve suddenly lost the mood to shop. I know I’m being annoying, but I can’t help it. No one is here with me, and I feel so lonely… QAQ

Sweet Orange Meow: Do you find me annoying too? I’m sorry. It’s just because I like talking to you so much. I’ll try to control myself from now on, but please, please don’t ignore me. QAQ

Faced with such a humble and pitiful plea, Lin Muxue felt a surge of overwhelming guilt. She abandoned her work entirely and focused on her screen.

Chao Mu Cheng Xue: No, I don’t. I won’t. I was just thinking. You look very beautiful.

To make her words more convincing, Lin Muxue began analyzing the photos with the seriousness of a college professor. She picked out specific pieces and gave detailed advice on why they suited “Sweetie’s” figure. She didn’t notice that Chu Meng’s accusations were a bit willful or manipulative; to her, this girl was just a lonely, sensitive soul who blossomed with the slightest bit of attention.

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The “Sudden Insight”

As Lin Muxue focused on the “Cloud-Shopping,” she was treated to a feast for the eyes.

Chu Meng’s figure was stunning—slender but curvaceous, with long limbs and fair skin. But it was the hands that truly captivated Lin Muxue. In every mirror selfie, one hand held the phone while the other posed; the skin was translucent, the fingers perfectly tapered. Lin Muxue, with her artist’s eye, concluded that these were “Jade Bone” hands, the kind that belong to a classic beauty.

In that moment, perhaps influenced by the “Confident Man” incident with Zhang Zhaoguang, Lin Muxue experienced a moment of “enlightenment.”

She suddenly empathized with men who “fall in love at first sight” (or, more accurately, “lust at first sight”). Looking at these photos, she actually thought: If I were a man, I would definitely…

She also realized why people felt a protective urge toward “delicate” women. Such a beautiful, talented girl, yet she has no one to accompany her and is so emotionally fragile. I must protect her.

Lin Muxue slapped her own forehead. Get a grip. You’re starting to think like one of your own male protagonists. Stop analyzing the male psyche and be normal.

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The Final Strike: The Voice Message

After three hours and several bags of new clothes, Lin Muxue thought the mission was over.

Sweet Orange Meow: I want to keep going, but my budget is almost at the limit! So, for the finale, accompany me to buy shoes!

Chao Mu Cheng Xue: Are you tired, Meow? Do you want to rest? We can buy shoes next time.

She worried that sounded like she was trying to escape, so she quickly added:

Chao Mu Cheng Xue: I can accompany you whenever you need to shop in the future.

Sweet Orange Meow: Not tired at all! It’s only been three and a half hours.

Then, a voice message appeared.

Lin Muxue hesitated. They had only ever used text. A voice message felt like a sudden, intimate intrusion of reality. But, thinking of her “sensitive” friend, she tapped it.

A crisp, sweet voice—full of youthful energy—exploded in her ear: “Ah-Xue, huff, I’m so tired! My hands are full of shopping bags, so it’s hard to type. Let’s use voice messages for a bit, okay?”

The voice matched the image perfectly: like a sunflower growing by a clear mountain stream—bright, vibrant, yet hiding a slender, fragile stem beneath the petals.

Chu Meng, watching the “Read” status on her screen, smirked at the mirror. Step one: Numb her eyes with text. Step two: Invade her ears with my voice. Step three: Confuse her brain with my beauty. Hehe.

Even without showing her face, Chu Meng was confident. With her “Mary Sue” aura and “devilish” figure, she was winning.