After Kissing the World-Weary Female Supporting Character [Transmigration] - Chapter 61
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The Weibo post was quite odd, with more likes than comments.
Song Xingzi’s eyebrows twitched. The comments section unfolded a new world before her, even ignoring the strange abbreviations and the unbelievably fluent abusive replies.
AngryThirteenYears: Your mother is dead, what the heck are you third-wheeling? The engagement was dissolved centuries ago! Post a real name and you’ll die!
Zu’anThreeYears,ParentsGathered: The fish has been caught, too bad your mother is gone! Rabbit head braised in red sauce tonight! No, better make it spicy!
HasMyMonthlySalaryIncreased: Bunnies are so cute, how can you eat bunnies? Excuse me, this bunny is even tastier when pan-fried, deep-fried, steamed, or boiled [Smiling face][Smiling face][Smiling face]
SongXingzi’sWifeHerself: It’s her, I recognize her! She’s been trash-talking Xingxing every day for a month! Her mouth is so filthy, she must be a paid troll from Li-zi’s fan base. My sis-in-law and the渣 man (scumbag) broke off their engagement ages ago, alright? Idiot [Smiling face][Smiling face][Smiling face]
Decy: Sisters, ignore the trolls! Go watch the show! Kē (ship) them for me!!! Xing Yue Shen Hua (Star Moon Myth) charge!!! Get the data up!!! Raise the Star Moon banner!! No data, how can Xingxing get resources? I can’t allow my CP to be so far apart!! [Link]
Sanqi: Wuwuwu, let’s kill the rabbit tonight! Xing Yue Shen Hua charge!! Go watch the show!
NoGinger: Xing Yue Shen Hua charge! Fishlings charge! Infuriate these antis!!
However, she was a little bit curious. What was Xing Yue Shen Hua? Was it that little blue diamond symbol?
Song Xingzi hesitated, then clicked on the homepage of “SongXingzi’sWifeHerself.” She was genuinely curious where this “wife” she didn’t know about came from, and she even had a Small Yellow V authentication. Her own sub-account didn’t even have a Small Yellow V.
The background is actually me? And what does that authentication mean: “Famous Entertainment Blogger, Xing Yue Shen Hua Super-Topic Host?”
Song Xingzi continued to scroll down. The content of the first pinned Weibo post touched her a little. How rare. A little fan who only spends money for me.
But this feeling of being touched vanished when she saw the photo in the second post.
Hmm? That face looks a little familiar? Isn’t that the fake fan who gave me lilies that day and desperately kept looking at my neck and wrist?
Song Xingzi recalled the scene right after she got off the plane: After I signed autographs for a group of excited fans, one fan was different. She didn’t care whether the signature I gave her was nice or not. She rushed forward, handed me a fragrant bouquet of lilies, and followed it up with a bottle of lily perfume. Her gaze toured my neck and wrist like a pervert.
I even wondered at the time if Lin Shu’s attempt to hire fake fans had backfired and hired an anti instead. But what left a deep impression on me was that when I smiled at Jijji, she looked so happy she nearly fainted and kept staring at my Jijji like a creep.
Ahem? What is this situation? My “wife fan” is also a “wife fan” of Jijji’s?
Song Xingzi continued to scroll down in confusion, baffled by the screen full of star and moon symbols and a bunch of abbreviations.
The star is me, the moon is Jijji, so what are all these messy things?
It wasn’t until she scrolled to a shared Weibo post and clicked on it, reading the entire text without missing a single word, that her face turned crimson in realization:
I’m obsessed again! How can there be people so perfectly matched in this world!!! What kind of earth-shattering, timeless romance is this!!! Giving the Author (Tàitài) mad props!! Xing Yue with you, you’ll be famous worldwide!!
Cough, cough, cough. This piece of fanfiction was Li Yu’s creation after her crazy output, titled Insatiable Joy. The setting was a same-sex, unmarried era. It was narrated from the first-person perspective, detailing the story of Song Xingzi and Ji Ruyue fleeing to Paris to avoid scrutiny.
There, the two passionately entwined, yet it was ultimately just a fleeting, insatiable joy…
“Wuwuwu, wuwu! What kind of divine author is this? Why is it so angsty? Jijji and I only went on a business trip/date together, so why did it become the final lovemaking here? Wuwuwu, this is like tricking a dog in just to slaughter it!!!”
Song Xingzi wiped her tears, crying out with genuine emotion. Then, she followed the link to the Xing Yue Shen Hua Super-Topic and clicked on the “Recommended” section.
A brand-new universe opened up before her!
Here, there were magical video editors (jiǎndāoshǒu). They could cut together the four episodes that had only just aired into an epic, soul-stirring, timeless romance;
Here, there were exquisite photo retouchers. Photos that had nothing to do with each other could be photoshopped together, looking lifelike and charming, almost real;
Here, there were sketch artists with marvelous skills. The cute and/or sexy dual portraits were absolutely stunning;
Here, there were fanfiction writers with superb literary talent. Long posts, some sweet, some angsty, chronicled one historical masterpiece after another.
“I, I might have entered Heaven! During the days Jijji is working, I need this kind of spiritual sustenance! Storm, please come more fiercely!!!”
“Aah aah aah aah aah, Ah Xībā!”
Song Xingzi covered her mouth, silently screaming and rolling on the bed, just like a desperate pauper who suddenly won a five-million dollar lottery.
“Wuwuwu, this one is too sweet! The Passionate Sunflower and her Overbearing Female CEO, with past and present lives! I can take it! I can take it!”
The pure and cheerful young girl accidentally entered the palace, yet unexpectedly provoked a lifelong love interest.
The numb and despairing Imperial Concubine only acted soft-heartedly once to save her, but sacrificed her life for it.
Time flows. When they meet again, she merely gazes down from above at the smiling girl, and she knows that her drifting heart has found its home.
Song Xingzi passionately commented, “Wuwuwu, so sweet, so sweet!!! I don’t care, this is real!!!”
“The time is now 23:00 Beijing time.”
The sudden reminder startled her. She had been shipping them for hours without realizing it. Jijji still hadn’t returned. Her work had been too busy these past two days. She usually slept in the company’s spare room and wouldn’t allow Song Xingzi to sleep there, insisting it was improper.
Of course, following Ji Ruyue’s consistent behavior, Song Xingzi had reason to suspect that her Moon hadn’t slept at all. So, she had to become invisible and fly over to sleep next to Ji Ruyue every night, quietly flying back in the morning.
Thinking about it, it’s quite romantic.
“No, Jijji should be off work now. I’ll fly over to sleep after I watch the last video.”
One after another. Fortunately, the source material was limited, so there weren’t many videos. By the time Song Xingzi was tired of the repeating scenes, she finally finished the last dozen videos.
It was now 1:00 AM.
Song Xingzi, who was addicted to shipping herself, decisively followed the super-topic, checked in, and posted: “Wuwuwu! Not enough to watch! Please edit some more new ones!”
As is well-known, people who surf the internet are night owls.
As she flew invisibly toward the company, the night owls were deeply moved and replied one after another:
— Yes, too little!
— I want to edit, but the source material isn’t enough!
— Wuwuwu, it’s too difficult. When will our Jiejie (older sister/Ms.) become famous?
— We want more material! Hurry up and air, little broken show (xiǎo pò jù). I really wish you’d release ten episodes a day.
— Wuwuwu! Same as above! We want more material! But even if Jiejie gets famous, there’s nothing we can do about the Moon’s side.
— I want the dog food to be slapped hard on my face.
…
Song Xingzi grew more and more excited as she read, finally falling asleep at 3:00 AM.
The consequence of entering “stay up all night” mode was that the next day, while other guests were lively in front of the cameras, Song Xingzi, with dark circles under her eyes, sat in the minivan, constantly yawning, looking like the God of Sleep had descended.
“Come on, hand over your phone and money.”
“Hm? Uh,” Song Xingzi rubbed her eyes, looking half-asleep. “Hand over what?”
“Your phone and wallet.”
“Oh, okay, let me look.” Song Xingzi, no longer curled up and sleeping with her head back in front of the camera, took out her phone from her pocket and handed it over obediently. She then rummaged through her handbag. Her small, just-woken-up, milky voice was incomparably gentle. “See? No money. No one carries cash anymore.”
The staff sister speaking was so charmed she broke into a loving, maternal smile. After the camera turned away, she teased gently, “You’ve been sleeping the whole way. Did you stay up late last night?”
“A little bit, hehe. Sister, when will we get there?” Thinking of the heaven on her phone, Song Xingzi smiled with an innocent look.
“Soon. We’ve filmed this part. Why don’t you sleep a little longer?” Saying that, she handed over a letter. “Open and read this.”
“‘Village Rules’? Dear Song Xingzi, welcome to…” Song Xingzi read sentence by sentence, feeling around inside the envelope. “Eh! There’s actually twenty yuan! That’s so much!”
The post-production team must add the subtitle: Eyes light up when seeing a small amount of money, Buling Buling~
So soft, so cute, wuwuwu, even cuter than Miaomiao in the drama! The staff member thought of the fifth episode, which was airing tonight, and shed a tear for the viewing journey ahead.
Holding the map, under the staff sister’s maternal gaze, Song Xingzi single-handedly picked up her 26-inch suitcase and strode confidently down the country road.
Video material will come! Jijji is coming soon! I haven’t seen Jijji for so many days! Hahahaha! I just want to put my hands on my hips and laugh maniacally!
Song Xingzi shook her head and waved her arms, walking toward the destination in high spirits. The little squirrel had an excellent sense of direction, and the location was in a familiar area of Southern hills. She arrived at the small wooden house smoothly.
After the other guests endured a series of mishaps—such as not understanding the local dialect, getting lost, entering the wrong house, and being chased by the big white goose at the village entrance—the four members finally successfully convened.
After a simple greeting, the four people, who were not well acquainted, either stood or sat. A silence fell over the spacious living room. Song Xingzi lay on her suitcase, dozing off, wondering why the host hadn’t announced the mystery guests yet.
“Alright, everyone has arrived!”
Perhaps sensing the silence in the living room, the host started to liven up the atmosphere. In fact, in this kind of outdoor reality show, the host rarely appeared on camera or didn’t appear at all, simply giving tasks and introducing game segments off-camera.
Since the living arrangement had already been revealed in the pre-show trailer, the host said a few perfunctory words and then revealed the identities of the mystery guests.
“Considering the compatibility of the participants, the originally scheduled single mystery guest has been upgraded to two! These two are not only cross-dimensional big shots but are also frequent visitors to trending topics. I believe everyone is familiar with them. They are—” The host drew out his words, and two people in business suits pushed the door open, one after the other. “Li Group Executive Chairman—Li Yeběi, and Xing Guang Entertainment Founder—Ji Ruyue! We hope everyone can get along well in the time to come!”
“No way! Oh my god!” Ji Han covered her mouth. “Why are those two here? Is this a survival variety show or a dating variety show!”
As a famous second-generation rich person in the industry, she understood better than anyone present what the appearance of these two business giants meant: Millions of dollars were rolling every minute!
What made two business big shots condescend to participate in this kind of online variety show? It can’t be just to experience life, like me, right?
Ji Han shook her head. She could only think of one reason: Li Yeběi was pursuing Ji Ruyue and followed her onto the show to woo her.
Song Xingzi nodded in agreement. Yes, Jijji is coming to the show with me, so isn’t it a dating variety show? Speaking of dating variety shows, Big Eyes seems to have participated in a same-sex dating variety show with He Ya! I wonder if that’s true.
“This…” Cheng Shui hesitated, shifting his long legs from a cross-legged position to a formal sit. “Doesn’t this mean an employee is bringing the boss to a farm stay?”
Ji Han laughed in response, picking up the task sheet to look at it. “Hahahaha! You’re right! Aren’t these tasks just for a farm stay?”
Yu Shun, acting as the eldest member, was the first to clap in welcome. “Welcome, new partners. Here, everyone is family. Let’s put aside the boss and employee identities for now.”
“Mhm,” Song Xingzi, still slouching bonelessly on the suitcase handle, said softly, “Yes! Little sister come over here, sit next to me!”