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After feeling lost in life, Yu Weiwei decides to pull herself together and find a job to save up money. Her roommate introduces her to a wealthy, sophisticated older sister. Upon meeting her, Yu Weiwei is instantly starstruck. She returns to her dorm gushing about her, calling her “Jie” non-stop and praising her to high heaven.
Roommate: “I’m warning you, you better watch out. She’s just like me.”
Yu Weiwei (stubbornly): “So what? Can’t we straight girls call her ‘Jie’ too?”
Roommate: “You’d better stay that way.”
Later, exhausted from overtime work and losing hope, Yu Weiwei posts a playful update to her social circle: “Hello? Rich sister, are you there? I don’t want to work hard anymore QAQ”.
A moment later, a comment appears: “Sister is here. Be good—you can do whatever you want, I’ll back you up.” — From Jiang Wu.
Yu Weiwei: Watch me use all thirty-six stratagems to lock down my gentle, wealthy sister.
Yu Weiwei: “I bought a pair of kitty ears… does Sister want to pet them?”.
