Why is the Dog Emperor Like That?

 I transmigrated as a cannon-fodder Imperial Teacher in a Boys’ Love novel. To stay alive, I had no choice but to try and reform the young villain.

When the young villain had stomach problems, I chased him down to feed him bite by bite. When a maid tried to sneak into his bed, I had no choice but to share his pillow and act as his bodyguard. When the young villain flew into a great rage, I immediately spent days coaxing him with sweet words.

Thanks to my hard work, the cold and ruthless young villain turned into a cold and ruthless adult villain.

 I thought to myself, “Oh no, I am finished.”

Seven years later, I finally managed to help the villain ascend the throne, successfully avoiding a bad ending. The bratty kid became a Dog Emperor. Clad in dragon robes, he became the Son of Heaven with the power of life and death.

Thinking back on all the ways I had offended this Dog Emperor over the years, I was certain he must hate me. Therefore, I greased my feet and ran away.

To my surprise, the moment I escaped, the Dog Emperor came charging after me in a fury.

“You traitor!”

“Now that you have left, what is to become of my Love Bug?”

“In short, get back here!”

I replied, “No, thank you. My butt hurts, so you should go find someone else.”

The officials and eunuchs were stunned. Wait, do the Emperor and the Imperial Teacher actually have that kind of relationship?

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One-sentence Summary: My butt hurts, do not disturb!

Moral: Work hard to change your fate and rise against the tide.