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Le Yiqiu felt like the universe was playing a massive prank on her. One moment, she was eighteen—the pampered “younger sister” everyone adored; the next, she woke up in her twenty-eight-year-old body. To make matters worse, she wasn’t even the “cool, mature woman” type.
In the world of girls who love girls, you’re either a cute “younger dog” type or a sophisticated “older sister” (onee-san) type to get any attention. Stuck in the middle at twenty-eight, Le Yiqiu figured her dating prospects were dead on arrival.
But to her shock, she was already married. To a stranger.
Just as she started plotting how to get a divorce, her mysterious wife beat her to the punch, sliding a divorce agreement across the table. Le Yiqiu took one look at the woman in front of her and froze. The woman was gorgeous, sultry, and the literal embodiment of her “ideal type.”
Forget the dating market; who needs a girlfriend when you’ve already married a goddess?
“Um… honey? Maybe we should sleep on this? I think we still have feelings for each other!”
Calling her “wife” on the first meeting? Absolutely shameless.
Lin Xianing: “???”
“Look, your name has ‘Summer’ in it, and mine has ‘Autumn.’ We’re a match made in heaven! Why don’t we try dating for a bit first?”
Looking at this woman who seemed to have undergone a complete personality transplant, Lin Xianing felt a flicker of a long-lost familiarity. “Tell me when you’re ready to sign,” she replied coolly.
Divorce? Not a chance. Where else would she find a wife this perfect?
The surprises didn’t stop there. When Le Yiqiu pulled back the curtains, she saw her wife’s face plastered across a massive LED billboard on the skyscraper opposite her.
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Lin Xianing—Grand Slam Film Queen, ultra-A-list superstar, and holder of every prestigious title in the entertainment industry. Her wife was definitely not ordinary.
But eighteen-year-old Le Yiqiu was fearless. She didn’t think they were “mismatched”—she thought they were a match made in heaven. And so, the Great Wife-Chasing Plan began.
“What exactly do you like about me?” Lin Xianing asked, exasperated.
“I like that you’re beautiful. Cool, mature women are the GOAT.”
“I’m sorry, but I prefer younger girls.”
“Sister,” Le Yiqiu chirped, putting on her most innocent face, “I’m only eighteen.”
Looking at the utterly shameless woman before her, Lin Xianing felt a wave of helplessness—and a growing, undeniable spark of attraction.
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Much later:
Le Yiqiu: “Wife, your name practically destined you to be a ‘Pillow Princess.’ You’ve got ‘Down’ and ‘Zero’ written all over you.” (1)
Lin Xianing: “???”
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(1) A pun on the characters in Lin Xianing’s name related to submissive roles in Chinese slang.
