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Shen Zhinan transmigrated into an ABO world and inhabited the body of a “licking dog” Omega. He soon discovered that this world was essentially one giant “Bent Man’s Wharf” because he was completely surrounded by gay men.
Overnight, Shen Zhinan metaphorically fled to “Mount Khongtong,” deciding to seal away his heart, forgo love, and focus solely on making money. He worked so hard that he took on jobs everywhere. However, during one accidental shift, he was set up and delivered onto the bed of a powerful tycoon.
To defend his dignity as a straight man, Shen Zhinan smashed the tycoon’s head with an ashtray until he was bleeding and then scrambled to make his escape.
After a welcome-home banquet, Fu Yanshi returned to his hotel to rest. He was knocked unconscious by a bold Omega with an ashtray and earned himself a “hospitalization gift package.”
One day, he spotted that same Omega at his younger cousin’s birthday party. The Omega seemed to feel Fu Yanshi’s gaze. He looked over, and then his eyes widened in shock.
Fu Yanshi sneered inwardly: “Found you.”
Later, Fu Yanshi discovered that this Omega was the very same annoying simp his cousin used to complain about.
The cousin approached Fu Yanshi to analyze his relationship issues: “Bro, I feel like that guy is actually kind of cute.”
Fu Yanshi analyzed the situation immediately: “You are not a match. I will introduce you to a better Omega.”
The cousin felt something was off but continued: “I think I might actually be falling for him.”
Fu Yanshi immediately tried to talk him out of it: “Cousin, take my advice. You two really are not right for each other. Would your brother ever steer you wrong?”
While the cousin was still hesitating, he was invited to Fu Yanshi’s house one day. As soon as he walked in, he saw the Omega wearing an oversized white shirt while sitting on Fu Yanshi’s lap. The two of them were kissing.
Fu Yanshi, without blushing or a skipped heartbeat, said: “Come, let me introduce you. This is your sister-in-law.”
As the saying goes: “Once a straight man, always a straight man.”
Later, while kissing Fu Yanshi, Shen Zhinan thought: “It is just a kiss. I am still a straight man.” During “harmonious life activities” with Fu Yanshi, Shen Zhinan thought: “It is just sleeping together. I am still a straight man.” When he had a child with Fu Yanshi, Shen Zhinan thought: “It is just a pregnancy. I am still a!”
Wait a minute! How can I be pregnant?!
One-sentence summary: How a straight man survives in an ABO world.
Theme: Make the best of things as they come.
