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Gu Yan never imagined that a telecommunications scam would not only wipe out all her savings but also send her into a state of shock and transmigration to ancient times.
Even more outrageous, she became the neglected youngest daughter of the Gu family, the cousin of the deposed Crown Princess Xie Mingtang. She was even bound to a Chatterbox system that only offered terrible advice.
The Cold Palace was in ruins, and her deposed Crown Princess cousin was on the verge of death.
The system’s mission was simple and brutal: win her over, make her fall in love with you, help her regain the throne, and you can go home and save your savings!
There were no blankets in the Cold Palace, so Gu Yan pleaded with the system: “Give me a blanket, I’m freezing!”
The system excitedly replied: “Go kiss her.”
[Kiss her, kiss her, warm her with your love, let her feel the power of love in the cold palace.]
Gu Yan: Do you think I’m a mop? Dragging me around on her?
Xie Mingtang has a fever, Gu Yan asks the system for help: Give me an ibuprofen.
The system gives a bad idea:
[No, you can use your body to lower her temperature, your body is better than any cold medicine!]
Later, the Crown Princess regains power and slays the dragon, Gu Yan is about to retire successfully, the system screams in helplessness:
[Ahhhhh, host, you’ve chosen the wrong target, you should choose her sister.]
Gu Yan: Then, what should I do? Kiss her?
The system collapses in panic:
[Fake death, I’ll arrange a new body for you, start over. You already have experience, after starting over, let her feel your love, Yan Yan, I believe you can do it.]
Gu Yan: Screw your Chatterbox system! I’d be a pig if I listened to you again.
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After Empress Xie Mingtang ascended the throne, she never appointed an empress. Rumors circulated that she once had a “white moonlight” (a term of endearment for a devoted lover) who accompanied her through the hardships of the cold palace.
However, by the time she gained power, this “white moonlight” had tragically died.Xie Mingtang refused to appoint an empress until her death, causing a great uproar in the court. She noticed a young girl in the crowd.
The bracelet on the girl’s wrist was exactly the same as the one her “white moonlight” had worn. She had returned…
Just as the girl was preparing to seduce other women, Xie Mingtang dragged her back to the palace.
She was chained up… pinned to the bed and beaten…
Finally, under Xie Mingtang’s coercion, the girl wrote a pitiful guarantee:
From now on, I will only seduce Xie Mingtang.
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One-sentence summary: The system made me fake my death to change my target.
