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After cultivating for a thousand years, a lucky clover spirit named Lu Shuangjiang finally succeeded in taking human form but only to wake up and find herself inside a Yuri ABO novel as the infamous scummy Alpha that everyone despised.
When she opened her eyes, the story’s cold and beautiful Omega heroine was lying on her bed, blindfolded, voice hoarse as she snapped, “Get out.”
Lu Shuangjiang wanted to cry. She was a well-behaved, law-abiding piece of grass. She didn’t belong in this kind of scene!
So, faced with the heroine’s pheromones, she stayed calm and even kindly helped her apply medicine.
But somehow… the heroine ended up initiating the scene herself?!
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The next morning, Lu Shuangjiang fled in guilt—only for the heroine, Yu Ningqi, to show up at her door, slam a checkbook on the table, and say coolly, “I’ll give you one hundred million. Marry me.”
Crushed by the power of money, Lu Shuangjiang immediately agreed:
“Okay! No problem!”
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The day after their flash marriage, Yu Ningqi took Lu Shuangjiang onto a survival-themed couple variety show.
Before the livestream began, netizens mocked:
“They just got married yesterday and are already on a wife-and-wife reality show? That’s some fake publicity right there.”
“I bet they’ll be the most awkward, miserable pair out of everyone.”
But once the show aired;
“They’re so sweet I’m going to faint!”
“The chemistry is insane, I can’t handle it!”
Even more shocking, Lu Shuangjiang turned out to be absurdly lucky.
While other guests drew lots for shabby tents, she pulled a beachfront villa.
When others ate dry buns and potatoes, she and Yu Ningqi dined on a luxurious candlelit dinner.
When the host asked about it, Lu Shuangjiang slipped an arm around Yu Ningqi’s waist and smiled.
“What can I say? I’m a lucky clover.”
Viewers who loved watching sugar-sweet moments were totally hooked—chanting about how this was true love, pure and beautiful.
Netizens, nursing their slapped faces, could only hiss, “Okay… fine, they’re actually adorable.”
Later, just as the variety show was about to end, someone leaked their marriage contract, claiming they’d divorce right after filming.
During a press interview, a reporter asked,
“Is it true that you two plan to divorce after the show?”
Lu Shuangjiang was about to answer when Yu Ningqi calmly took out the contract, tore it into pieces, and said,
“The contract’s gone. Tomorrow’s our wedding livestream—feel free to watch.”
