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Immortal Lord Huai Wang descended to the mortal realm to undergo his tribulation and became cultivation partners with a beautiful rogue cultivator. As the Nine Heavens Lightning Tribulation approached, the two held hands and gazed into each other’s eyes, promising never to part in life or death.
In the blink of an eye, the lightning bolt struck the Immortal Lord right in the head.
Rogue Cultivator: “…I suspect he’s faking it.”
Immortal Lord Huai Wang of the Linyuan Sect has returned from his tribulation, now a Mahayana-stage cultivator and the strongest under heaven.
Sect Leader: “May I ask what kind of tribulation the Immortal Lord underwent?”
Huai Wang (cold as the snow on Cang Mountain): “This venerable one does not remember.”
The entire sect was horrified: The Immortal Lord was struck by lightning and got amnesia!
The Linyuan Sect announced it was recruiting disciples, and talents from across the world gathered. The Sect Leader asked each one: “Why have you come to Linyuan Sect?”
“For the common people of the world.”
“To cultivate the righteous path.”
“For ascension in a thousand years.”
A voice mingled among them: “For my ex-husband; he abandoned me.”
The world’s number one rogue cultivator, Jian Zhu, lifted his veiled hat and smiled, his beauty peerless. In an instant, the entire hall fell silent.
Linyuan Sect made an exception and accepted a rogue cultivator whose strength was unfathomable and whose beauty was famous throughout the sect. Rumor had it he had an “ex-husband,” but he never identified him. Eventually, everyone treated it as a joke.
Until one day, the Sect Leader’s head disciple, blushing, asked Jian Zhu if he had a partner. Before he could finish, a white light descended from the sky.
Immortal Lord Huai Wang stared at Jian Zhu: “You’re going to cheat?”
Jian Zhu (unmoved): “You’re just an ex, why do you care so much?”
Huai Wang: “…What nonsense are you talking about.”
Before memory recovery: Recently, a stranger keeps trying to get close to me. This venerable one ignores him completely.
After memory recovery: …That seems to be my dear cultivation partner.
