The Cannon Fodder Lead Just Wants to Slack Off and Cuddle Cats

On her first day of transmigrating into a book, Qu Qi became a graveyard keeper for a cultivation sect.

In the original story, the host was a vicious female supporting character who constantly framed the “silly sweet” protagonist. Her crimes were endless, and her end was gruesome: she was captured and devoured by the villain, Sheng Xizhu.

Upon entering the book, Qu Qi found herself at the exact moment she had pushed the heroine off a cliff, only to be caught red-handed by her furious senior brothers. Forced to kneel in the ancestral hall, everyone waited for her explanation.

Being a total “salted fish” (someone who prefers to do nothing), Qu Qi put on a face of righteous conviction and declared: “I was wrong! Please lock me up! A piece of trash like me shouldn’t be allowed to harm the world!” The crowd and the heroine: “???”

Thus, she was exiled to the sect’s remotest border to guard the graves on the back mountain. Although the graveyard was eerie, it was far from the drama. Qu Qi lived a blissful life of leisure, sleeping by day and roasting chicken by night.

That is, until a frail little black cat “staged an accident” on her bed. The kitten was adorable, with a meow that was both cool and sweet. When it eventually transformed, it became a breathtaking beauty with jade-like skin, raven hair, and golden eyes.

Qu Qi was overjoyed: “A little kitty like you was born to be eaten up by big sister!” From then on, she lived a pampered life clinging to her “cat” by day and petting her by night, enjoying a cozy existence of kisses and hugs.

As days passed, the sect disciples mysteriously died off one by one. Qu Qi and her black cat were forced onto the run. Cornered by gods and sect masters with killing moves prepared, Qu Qi’s life hung by a thread.

Suddenly, the black cat transformed. Dark clouds blotted out the sun, and howling winds arose. The woman stood there, her black hair swaying, looking like a cold, elegant painting. She walked toward the dark mass of people; with every rise and fall of her blade, the fields were filled with lamentations.

Qu Qi sat trembling amidst the river of blood and piles of corpses. It turned out the “kitten” she had picked up was the legendary, bloodthirsty villain who had overturned the entire cultivation world—Sheng Xizhu!

Remembering her original fate of being killed by the villain, Qu Qi packed her bags and fled by “train” (metaphorically) overnight.

In a remote town, a new tycoon named Qu Qi appeared. She loved fine food, opera, and spending fortunes on beauties. One day, while lounging in a private box at the theater, the performer’s singing was suddenly cut short. Blood splashed across the floor like blooming flowers.

A woman in black stood at the door, her face pale and beautiful, her gloomy eyes fixed deathly on Qu Qi. Qu Qi felt a chill down her spine: Don’t come any closer.jpg!

The woman’s fingertips brushed her slender neck. Her red lips curled into a slight smile, her eyes swirling with a sick, paranoid possessiveness. “…Dare to leave me again, and I’ll eat you.”

The next morning, Qu Qi lay paralyzed on the bed like a ragdoll, letting out a salted fish roar: “Dammit! So that’s the kind of ‘eating’ you meant! Why didn’t you say so earlier?!”

Sheng Xizhu was once a genius with a “natural sword bone,” admired by all. Ultimately, she was betrayed by her master and sisters who coveted her power. They tore out her spiritual root, stripped her sword bone, and sealed her underground. In the darkness, she thought only of slaughtering the world.

Until she opened her eyes to see a girl picking her up with a smile as sweet as pear blossoms: “Little kitty, they are all bad people. Only I will be good to you.”

So, Sheng Xizhu hid her malice and killing intent. She willingly became a cat, letting the girl pet and squeeze her, just to monopolize that sliver of affection.

“In this world, only you love me.” “I am gentle only for you.”

One-Sentence Summary: The big-shot villainous cat and her little “Salted Fish” companion.

 Theme: Balance work with play, strive for progress while knowing when to relax.