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After a devastating breakup, Lu Ren got wasted with his bros. In a drunken stupor, he somehow transmigrated into the body of an eighteen-line actor a mere cannon fodder in a “Mary Sue” entertainment industry novel.
And not just any cannon fodder, but the vicious, effeminate villain who was trying to seduce the male lead, Yin Beilin, to record their encounter and blackmail him.
On the night Lu Ren arrived, the original owner had already stripped and set up a camera to film the bed.
Yin Beilin’s unfathomable dark eyes were fixed on him, showing no sign of being forced into any passion.
The next second…
The drunken Lu Ren collapsed right onto Yin Beilin, pounding his chest and cursing him for being a heartless capitalist who only knew how to exploit his crew’s blood, sweat, and tears!
Five minutes later…
Lu Ren wrapped his arms around Yin Beilin’s neck, wailing and singing, “Breakup Happy, Wish You Happiness!”
Ten minutes later, Lu Ren clung to Yin Beilin, sobbing, “Why are you so cold? So ruthless? So unreasonable?!” and “I was wrong! Can’t I just buy you the first milk tea of autumn?!” He then wiped his snot and tears all over Yin Beilin’s expensive suit.
Yin Beilin: “…”
The next day, Lu Ren woke up with swollen eyes and was met with an incredibly handsome face.
The man, wearing only a bathrobe, sat on the edge of the bed, leisurely playing with a camcorder in his hand.
As the original host’s memories flooded back, Lu Ren shuddered violently at the recollection of the original host’s tragic end in the book.
Holy shit!
The camera was tossed over. Lu Ren’s face went pale as he tremblingly picked it up to take a look.
The video clips showed him throwing tantrums on Yin Beilin, then singing his heart out with abandon…
His pale face first flushed red, then turned a sickly green.
“I’ve backed up the video.”
Yin Beilin raised an eyebrow, his half-smile exuding a hint of wicked charm.
“Sign this, and I’ll let you off.”
Lu Ren’s expression was one of shock.
Wait, a marriage agreement? Isn’t this the female lead’s plotline?
Trembling, he flipped open the document, only to find four bold characters staring back at him:
Toy Agreement
Lu Ren: …?
The internet was abuzz with rumors. A nameless, talentless “vase” named Lu Ren, who was in the same production as the Film Emperor, was aggressively trying to ride Yin Beilin’s coattails.
When the Film Emperor went to the airport, he went to the airport. When the Film Emperor wore a certain outfit, he wore the same style. When the Film Emperor visited a restaurant, he followed. Even at the high-end apartment where the Film Emperor lived, paparazzi had spotted Lu Ren’s figure.
Netizens erupted in a storm of abuse, cursing Lu Ren for shamelessly using the Film Emperor’s fame to boost his own.
Who would have thought that a month later, Lu Ren and Yin Beilin would actually be paired up on a dating reality show!
During the guest interviews for the show, the interviewer asked Yin Beilin about his impression of Lu Ren.
“Lu Ren… we’ve worked together. He’s very young and quite interesting.”
The ever-distant and aloof Actor Yin gently patted the back of Lu Ren’s neck, then casually pinched Lu Ren’s smooth, fair ear. He smiled slightly. “He gives me the feeling of a toy I liked when I was little.”
In the video, Lu Ren’s ear, which had been pinched, turned a bright crimson.
Netizens screamed: We’ve finally found a real ship to sail!
From that moment on, Lu Ren’s popularity skyrocketed!
Countless CP fans eagerly reread the old paparazzi reports about Lu Ren “clinging” to Yin Beilin: …So all of this was actually the main couple feeding us sugar all along!!*
Their “Little Toy” Lu Ren trembled in fear: …I dare not speak.
