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Xie Zhitian returns from a post-apocalyptic world with a portable space, transmigrates into a book, and is bound to a sniveling system.
System: Host, can you please treat Luo Yang well and let her feel a little human warmth?
Xie Zhitian: Ah, I’m straight…
System: Wuwuwu, Luo Yang is a genetically modified battle machine who has never been treated with kindness. If you don’t do this, she’ll be tricked and brainwashed by the original male lead with a little bit of kindness, used completely, and then die of sorrow.
Seeing a girl being bullied, Xie Zhitian smacks the table and stands up: …So, should I just beat him until he submits?
The system immediately stops crying: No, that would be letting him off too easily!
To prevent Luo Yang from being brainwashed, Xie Zhitian begins her journey of trashing the scumbag, arguing with the male lead every day.
Male Lead: “It’s good for girls to be proper and not know so much.”
Xie Zhitian sneers: “Exactly. The more you know, the harder you are to fool.”
Male Lead: “Don’t be so greedy for food; you’ll be disliked if you get too heavy.”
Xie Zhitian retorts sarcastically: “You’re so light, you can’t even weigh three pounds in a box.”
Male Lead: “Don’t be too bossy; no man will like that.”
Xie Zhitian rolls her eyes: “Who the hell is asking for your liking? If you don’t like it, I do!”
The male lead finally gets anxious and moves to strike: “You…”
“CLANG!” With a loud bang, a long sword flies past his nose and lands in front of him, cracking the ground with a deep fissure. The male lead is so scared he falls to his knees, not daring to breathe.
Luo Yang doesn’t even look at him, walking forward to hold Xie Zhitian’s hand with an innocent smile.
“Tian Tian, I like you, too.”
Xie Zhitian x Luo Yang
Scheming beauty x Humanoid weapon
Cover by @Qi Jiuzi, an artist who draws cool, strong characters and is super fast. Go commission her!
