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Su Ren was a Beta and the youngest full professor at Beijing Foreign Studies University. Because of his striking looks and academic brilliance, he was long accustomed to being the center of attention. However, because he was entirely devoted to his research and being a Beta with a naturally low libido, he had never spared a single thought for romance or sex.
But Su Ren’s students were a bit too bold. They wrote a wildly OOC, “dogblood” smut novel featuring him and his rival, Xie Chouqiu. And then… Professor Su actually transmigrated into it.
Not only had he turned into an Omega, but he was also now the “wife” of his nemesis, Xie Chouqiu.
Su Ren only had six dots to offer in response: He had truly never been this speechless in his entire life.
Ever since Su Ren fell into an accidental coma, Xie Chouqiu began having absurd dreams every single night. In reality, he and Su Ren were acquaintances who couldn’t stand the sight of each other. Yet in these dreams, he treated Su Ren with a rough intensity, forcing the beautiful, cold man to hurt, to cry, and… to engage in very adult activities.
Xie Chouqiu couldn’t understand why a bland Beta like Su Ren had suddenly become the object of his fantasies, until he realized he could control the dreams. Eventually, he could even enter them.
There, Xie Chouqiu found Su Ren lying on the bed: frail, aloof, and breathtakingly beautiful. Strangely, a line of text hovered eerily above Su Ren’s head: 【Your Wife】.
Xie Chouqiu: I haven’t even spoken to him in years.
As a “Scum Gong / Cheap Shou” system, the mission parameters frequently glitched. Various standard melodramatic plotlines were forced upon them as mandatory tasks.
Su Ren’s reaction: “Oh? Abuse someone? Me?” The System (having a mental breakdown): “……”
Xie Chouqiu’s reaction: “Oh? Act like scum. To my wife?” The System (watching the plot turn into a fluff piece): “……”
The System: “I’m literally begging you… I’m here to tear you apart, not play matchmaker! Get it together!”
