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Song Qian is an ordinary university student who faithfully upholds the values of modern science and secular logic.
Then, one day, she discovers something that is completely unscientific: every time she starts dating someone, she begins having erotic dreams about being unfaithful. What’s even stranger is that her “affair” is always with the exact same woman!
Immediately following these dreams, she inevitably gets cheated on by her actual partners. They find every excuse under the sun to betray her. Consequently, after two years of university, Song Qian hasn’t even managed to land a single kiss from anyone she’s dated.
Refusing to believe in such a jinx, Song Qian started dating a girl who seemed sweet and innocent. Unsurprisingly, the dreams returned. The very next day, Song Qian caught the “sweet” girl clinging to a total stranger, only to discover that her own nickname in the girl’s contacts was: “Pretty ATM.”
Does life really require a little bit of “green” on top to keep going?
Screw that! Song Qian refused to accept this fate.
She went out and bought a crucifix, keeping it on her person at all times. That night, she dreamed of the woman again. The woman lay beside her, draped in sheer red silk, idly playing with the crucifix in her hands. She looked at Song Qian and teased, “Darling, this thing is for keeping vampires away.”
“It doesn’t work on me.”
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Ji Wuxin is a famous “Seductress Ghost” in the spirit world, renowned for her breathtaking beauty and enchanting grace. With a single curve of her crimson lips, she leaves both male and female ghosts so dazed they can’t tell left from right.
During a small gathering in the ghost community, the usually legendary drinker Ji Wuxin didn’t touch a single drop of alcohol. In fact, she prepared to leave early. When a confused ghost asked her why, Ji Wuxin tucked a stray lock of hair behind her ear and replied with a shy, modest smile:
“My partner is very strict, I have a nine o’clock curfew.”
The other ghosts were speechless.
Imagine being an adult Seductress Ghost and still having a curfew.
