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Married for three years, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan have met so few times you could count them on one hand.
One is a workaholic CEO pioneering markets overseas;
The other is an “18th-tier” flop whose anti-fans and scandals are permanent fixtures on the trending searches.
Their couple photos? All Photoshopped.
Their marriage? Sustained purely by “vibes” and imagination.
One day, for the Old Master’s milestone birthday, this “plastic couple” is forced to fly back to Yunjing at the same time.
At the banquet:
Sheng Mingzhi leans affectionately against his brother-in-law’s shoulder: “Hubby, long time no see! Missed you! =3=”
Lu Jiayan gazes deeply into his sister-in-law’s eyes: “It’s been so long… did you get plastic surgery?”
The Secretary (awkwardly): “Mr. Lu, that’s the wrong person.”
The Manager (covering their face in despair): “Mingzhi, that is NOT your husband.”
The parties involved are freaking embarrassed.
#We knew your relationship was ‘plastic,’ but we didn’t know it was THIS plastic.#
#Mistaking the gender of your own spouse is just beyond ridiculous.#
Lu Jiayan: “Doesn’t the entertainment industry love plastic surgery? Isn’t it normal that I didn’t recognize you?”
Sheng Mingzhi: “Thanks a lot, but if you had even a shred of a heart, you’d know the industry hasn’t started a trend for sex changes yet. :)”
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Blurb II
Sheng Mingzhi is the “No. 1 Vase” (pretty face, no talent) of the domestic industry. Three years after his debut, he has zero works to his name; he’s still essentially a nobody.
His Weibo is just a daily display of wealth. The anti-fans’ comments look like this:
• “Must be tired from searching Baidu for these photos. Remember to remove the watermark next time.”
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• “Return that borrowed Hermes once you’re done taking photos.”
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• “It’s actually impressive that you managed to gather so many fakes at once.”
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• “Don’t pose in front of other people’s luxury cars, it’s embarrassing.”
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One comment, in particular, was wildly celebrated by the haters.
It was on a photo of Mingzhi standing in front of the $500 million yacht “Prince,” smiling brilliantly:
[“Lmao, I’ve seen people fake it, but this is too much. Does anyone actually NOT know that the ‘Prince’ was a wedding gift from Shengjia’s CEO, Lu Jiayan, to his wife?”]
Months later, the official Shengjia Group Weibo retweeted that specific comment:
[“Lmao, does anyone actually NOT know that Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is our Chairman’s spouse?”]
The next second: The entire internet exploded.
