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Lin Yu, a botanist by trade, transmigrated into the body of a wilted little White Magnolia.
He soon discovered that the plants in this new world were nothing like those on Earth—they were lively, incredibly friendly, and exceptionally hospitable.
When he was thirsty, a bashful vine would offer him fresh spring water. When he was hungry, a little sprout would pop out of the ground and grow a massive sweet potato that, once roasted, oozed with so much honeyed syrup it would make the neighbors’ kids cry with envy.
To top it all off, a fluffy white lion followed him everywhere, always ready to let Lin Yu bury his hands in its soft fur.
[Lin Yu: This must be what heaven feels like.]
What Lin Yu didn’t realize was that he had accidentally wandered into Conquer the Jungle, a survival variety show that was a sensation across the universe.
In this interstellar era, the flora had undergone severe demonic mutations. Sweet potatoes grew serrated teeth, vines could crush a man to death in seconds, and the giant beasts could snap up “little friends” in a single bite. The show was notoriously brutal, and all the contestants were battle-hardened Beastmen.
When the frail, beautiful Lin Yu first appeared on screen, the audience was outraged: “Is the production team even human?! This is a death sentence!”
But as the show progressed, while other contestants were fleeing for their lives from murderous plants, Lin Yu was surrounded by nothing but “Love & Peace.” Every demonic plant that encountered him turned into a well-behaved baby.
[The Audience: ???]
The Star-Net nearly broke when viewers saw Lin Yu casually strolling through the jungle while riding the white lion.
[Fans: “Wait… isn’t that white lion the Grand Marshal himself?! AHHHH!”]
By the time filming wrapped, Lin Yu had gained millions of fans and won a massive cash prize—but he could no longer find his big kitty.
The production team informed him that as the contestant with the highest support rating, he had earned a special bonus: a private dinner with the Empire’s Grand Marshal.
When he finally met the Marshal in person and remembered exactly how he had treated that “big kitty” during the show…
[Lin Yu: “Help!!! Someone save me!”]
