I Came From Heaven [Transmigration/Time-Travel] - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

My name is Ji Sijie, and I’m a freshly graduated “adult baby.” Why do I call myself an adult baby? Because, in my opinion, anyone who is legally an adult but still relies on their parents for support—even if they’re over 40—is still an adult baby!

But today is a good day! Because I finally received a job offer from my ideal company! Mom no longer has to worry about me freeloading off her! So, after leaving the company, I decided to treat myself to a nice meal, load up on some fat, and celebrate.

Strolling down the wide main street, happily humming a little tune, I felt my whole body swaying to the rhythm.

Since the all-you-can-eat restaurant I wanted to go to was still some distance away, and it was still early, I excitedly opened the Jinjiang app. Ah! My favorite novelist, Hu Yaoyao, had posted an update! Little punk, you’re really showing off, even going VIP!

After buying the VIP chapter, I couldn’t wait and immediately buried my head in the phone, reading as I walked. Tsk, tsk, tsk. This author, who shifts into gear without warning, is just so adorable! I love it! $text{(*_*)}$ It’s hard to imagine how vulgar and idiotic my face must look right now!

But does Heaven hate talented people? Does it have to treat me this way? All I did was find a satisfying job and happily buy a VIP chapter. I even give up my seat on the bus, and I’m brave enough to help old grandmothers cross the road! God, why are you doing this to me?!

So, as I was savoring Hu Yaoyao’s latest steamy scene, completely lost in the moment, I failed to notice the truck honking not far away. And then… Heh, I’ve confirmed it: I’m a unlucky mushroom. When it comes to being tragic, I’m the only one I serve!

Suddenly, with a loud BONG! I felt my shoulder violently struck by a hard object. Immediately after, I was sent flying, achieving a perfect, parabolic freefall. The crisp CRUNCH sounded like biting into potato chips—the bone breaking brought on a searing pain that made my whole body spasm and twitch. I looked up at the sky, and the blood gushing from my head stained my eyes. The clear blue sky and white clouds instantly turned crimson.

Damn it, I was crossing at the crosswalk! The extreme pain somehow numbed my nerves. The tears falling from my eyes were just a normal physiological reaction. Am I going to die? I swear! If I had known life was full of surprises, I definitely should have bought some personal accident insurance! But I never bought any!

The last bit of my consciousness began to fade. Don’t people usually see their life flash before their eyes before they die? Why am I not having that?!

Surprising? Exciting? Yes, it was this surprising and this exciting! My eyes just went black…

The unlucky mushroom, Ji Sijie… Deceased!