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Basic Survival Rules for Grand View Garden Players:
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Rule 1: Do not leave your room after 10:00 PM.
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Rule 2: Loud shouting or noise is prohibited after 6:00 PM.
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Rule 3: If you go out to relieve yourself at night, the dark shadow near the large rock is a golden pheasant. Under no circumstances should you mistake it for a person.
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Rule 4: The words of those wearing blue skirts are absolutely correct. You must trust them unconditionally.
Additional Rules for Specific Instances:
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Daiyu’s bedtime must not be later than 3:00 AM.
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Baochai cannot swim. If you see her in the water, it is definitely not her.
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If someone asks you to play a game of Go, do not refuse.
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If someone asks you to help them hide “private contraband,” you must refuse.
Huainan Yue: Bullsht.
Qin Wenchuan: Trash system. Let’s smash it.
System: Wait… what?!