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When she was at her poorest, Tao Yao took a part-time job as a tutor. Her student was a rebellious teenage girl who confessed her love directly on the very first day. Tao Yao, believing herself to be straight as an arrow, had no choice but to play dumb and urge the girl to focus on her studies for the sake of the high salary.
That was until she accidentally overheard the student on the phone with her mother. A mature, cold voice mocked heartlessly:
“I’ve seen plenty of gold diggers like her. Play around if you want, but don’t take it seriously.”
That same night, Tao Yao scrolled past a viral local thread: “What should I do? I fell in love with my daughter’s teacher at first sight.”
The poster calmly described: “I originally intended to chase away this ‘gold digger’ who was seducing my daughter, only to find my own heart racing out of control. I’ve never felt this spark before. How can I pursue her without damaging the mother-daughter relationship?”
Tao Yao laughed out of pure spite. Wait, isn’t she talking about ME?!
Fine then. You hypocritical, fake-proper, repressed flirt—two can play at that game. She immediately registered a burner account and replied passionately: “Big sister, DM me. I’ll teach you how.”
Tao Yao began a meticulously planned operation: “A Straight Girl Pretending to be Gay.” On the one hand, she taught the mother online how to woo her; on the other hand, in reality, she played hard to get, keeping the woman at arm’s length while reeling her in.
As her seductive tactics escalated, the cold and elegant CEO fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Gifts, dates, and ambiguous flirting… gradually, even Tao Yao began to lose her footing.
On the day the tutoring job ended, feeling guilty, she blocked all contact info and vanished. That was until her student, Su Xiaowan, suddenly called:
“Teacher Tao, how did you offend my godmother? She says you scammed her for money and sex… she’s looking for you and says she’s going to kill you!”
Tao Yao’s brain went numb. Godmother?! So, the “Mom” who mocked her on the phone and the “Mom” who pursued her… weren’t the same person?!
Shortly after, Tao Yao came face-to-face with that familiar, devastatingly beautiful face. She turned to bolt, only to be grabbed by the scruff of her fate. The beautiful boss leaned in, her breath warm and dangerous against Tao Yao’s ear: “Long time no see, my dear girlfriend.”
Tao Yao trembled: “President Lu, I’m straight… it was all a misunderstanding…”
“Straight?” Lu Xuelan chuckled, her hand sliding up the back of Tao Yao’s neck. “Then bend yourself. Otherwise…” Her fingertips applied a slight pressure. “I’ll kill you.”
Many years later, the two finally married. Tao the ‘Puppy,’ finally finding her footing in the relationship, pinned her wife to the bed and huffed: “Wife, do you provoke me so much just so I’ll ‘kill’ you in bed?”
President Lu licked Tao’s fingertip and chuckled: “No, I’d rather die at your hands.” And the ‘High-endurance Puppy’, naturally, did not hesitate to grant her wife’s wish.
Literally. Die. At. Her. Hands!
Afterward, as President Lu savored the experience, she once again marveled at her own wisdom. The ‘Puppy’ she caught and trained herself was indeed much easier to handle.
