Rank
Alternative
Author(s)
Artist(s)
Type
Tag(s)
When Xia Jin is forced to participate in the same dating reality show as her arch-rival Qin Yu, netizens eagerly watch the fierce battles between these two bigshots.
During the show, when the host asks Xia Jin what type of guy she likes, she replies, “Steady and mature.”
Qin Yu immediately interrupt and says, “That’s me!”
Xia Jin glances at him awkwardly and changes her answer to, “Actually, I prefer someone gentle and tender.”
Qin Yu grins, “That’s me too!”
Xia Jin hesitates and teases, “I actually like ugly men who are 160 cm tall and weigh 200 pounds (about 100 kg), because they make me feel safe.”
After a moment of hesitation, Qin Yu bites the bullet and admits, “That’s me as well!”
Netizens: “???”
…
Though they hold hands and share kisses, Xia Jin never gives Qin Yu an official status.
Every day, Qin Yu watches Xia Jin surrounded by admirers and finally loses it. He corners her at the door, whining, “You clearly told me that night in bed that you would only love me forever.”
Xia Jin nods furiously and plays along, “Yes, yes, yes!”
Qin Yu presses on, “Then say you’re willing to marry me now.”
“Okay, okay! I’m willing to marry Qin Yu!”
The next day, Qin Yu surprisingly posts a voice recording on Weibo of Xia Jin saying, “I’m willing to marry Qin Yu.”
This time, Xia Jin explodes in anger: “Qin Yu! You’re being shameless! You actually recorded me!”
Qin Yu pretends to be innocent: “Sorry, it was an accident. To make it up to you, I’ve decided to devote myself to you.”