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The newly appointed head of the Mu Group is very busy. She’s so busy that her office door never opens during the day, and when she leaves in the evening, she’s always carrying a large bag of items home. Everyone says she’s a workaholic, buried in her computer processing affairs by day and taking piles of materials home by night—all for the sake of the company’s development.
Chi Yun also sighs at how difficult life is. The pile of plastic bottles in her office is impossible to clear out. The competition to woo her ex-wife is getting more intense by the day; knowing her ex-wife is passionate about environmental protection and public welfare, these rivals send plastic bottles and scrap cardboard to her studio every few days.
If she admits defeat now, won’t her wife run off with someone else? To this day, Chi Yun still doesn’t understand: when the contract expired, she clearly signed “No Divorce” on the agreement—so how did her soft, fragrant wife turn into an “ex-wife”?
Li Zhou is not short on money. Agreeing to marry Chi Yun was out of pure affection. However, the eldest Miss Chi was focused only on her career, not romance, and set a “Three-Rule Agreement” for their contract marriage. When the contract expired, the ever-faithful Li Zhou chose to leave.
Faced with the heiress’s belated pursuit, Li Zhou remains strictly professional. She simply hands over several burlap sacks.
Want her to answer the phone? That’s one sack of bottles.
Want a meeting? Two sacks of white plastic waste.
Want to eat together? Go pick up all the trash on the beach downstairs first.
Want to stay the night…?
Forget it. You’re an ex; there’s no staying the night.
During the “chase,” the two end up intimate again. Chi Yun asks her ex-wife if she will be her girlfriend; the ex-wife refuses. A few months later, the ex-wife sends two melon-like fruits from overseas and tells her to raise the “cubs” well.
Chi Yun looks at the little rascals popping out of the melons and asks, “We have children now, can’t we go get our marriage certificate?”
Ex-Wife: “No.”
As the children grow and their feelings stabilize, Chi Yun tries again: “The kids are so big now, can’t we remarry?”
Ex-Wife replies: “No. The kids were just an accident.”
Chi Yun looks at the two new melons just delivered to her hands and is shocked: Are they REALLY just accidents?!
