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“Looking for a sugar mama. I’m low-maintenance, easy to take care of, the kind you can ‘cloud-raise’ without meeting in person. I’m available to chat. My demands are simple just remember to send me money every month. If you’re not an airhead, don’t even bother.”
Jiang Yumian posted this on a whim, but she never expected to actually find a dummy!
And a really nice one with a great voice, too!
Jiang Yumian: Sister, you can talk about whatever you want. I’m on call 24/7. But I’m going to be on a reality show soon, so I might not be able to reply instantly.
After getting her allowance, Jiang Yumian became a very dutiful chat partner to her “good sister,” acting as her “cloud-raised digital pet” (girlfriend).
Text 2: Jiang Yumian: Sister, do you watch reality shows?
Jing: Why?
Jiang Yumian: There’s a female celebrity with the same last name as you. She’s a film empress, and she’s more famous than me.
Jing: You… don’t like her?
Jiang Yumian, feeling guilty: I do like her! She’s my idol. I’m just telling you so you don’t misunderstand. It’s, you know, a fan’s love for their idol!
Jing: An idol, huh. That’s fine…
You don’t even recognize your idol’s voice?
Jing Xiaoyan truly found that hard to believe.
Text 3: After finally breaking free from her family’s financial restrictions, Jiang Yumian bumps into Jing Xiaoyan being humiliated by a drunken investor. Jiang Yumian immediately steps in, playing the dashing hero.
Jing Xiaoyan watches as Jiang Yumian scares the person away, then quietly thanks her.
Jiang Yumian: “Don’t mention it. If you ever have any trouble, just call me. My family is very powerful.”
Jing Xiaoyan laughs at her.
Jiang Yumian feels a little embarrassed and waves, walking a bit further away. She quickly shares the exciting news with her sugar mama sister, sending a voice message in her excitement, “Sister, I just saved a damsel in distress!”
“Ugh… If I weren’t so against those quid pro quo arrangements, with my family’s power, I’m not bragging, but I’d totally want to put the moves on her.”
Jing Xiaoyan stands behind her, looking at the two voice messages that have popped up on her phone. She deliberately taps her on the back. “You said you wanted to do what?”
Jiang Yumian is too terrified to turn around: “!!!” I was just joking!
Jing Xiaoyan says another thing: “It’s not entirely out of the question…”