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Doudou had a dream. In this dream, he discovered he was inside a book, acting as the younger brother of the cannon-fodder villain, Bai Shu. At the time of the dream, he was only three and a half years old.
Right now, the plot had just begun. His older brother was still a nobody in the entertainment industry and had just started a secret underground romance with the story’s main gong, the Film Emperor Xie Xiran.
Doudou thought about the miserable ending awaiting the Bai family, and his little body trembled. No, they must break up! They absolutely have to break up!
Clenching his tiny fists and looking at his hopeless, love-struck older brother, Doudou decided he would have to play the role of a little villain.
Just as the parenting variety show began broadcasting, Doudou marched right up to Xie Xiran and spoke with the air of an adult: “Here, this is a one-million-dollar check. Leave my older brother!”
Imitating the villainous mother-in-law figures he had seen on TV, Doudou flicked the check which he had nonchalantly folded into a paper boat right in front of Xie Xiran, his chubby little face full of utter disdain.
Xie Xiran: ?
The live-stream audience: ? Did they just hear something earth-shattering?
The trending topic about Bai Shu and Xie Xiran’s relationship exploded instantly. Not only did Doudou fail to split them up, but he directly forced the two of them to publicly announce their relationship.
Staring at the news, Doudou puffed out his little cheeks in anger! Darn it, I’m not giving up yet!
#Did Doudou’s older brother and Xie Xiran break up today?
No, they turned the parenting variety show into a dating show.
Doudou worked hard every day, but the harder he tried, the more popular his shipping pairing with the Film Emperor’s younger brother, Xie Zhuyi, became surpassing even his older brother and the Film Emperor.
Bai Shu: ??? Break up, break up, they must break up! His younger brother is only three and a half years old!
