After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became the Darling of the Variety Show

An Rao transmigrated into a face-slapping entertainment novel and became the cannon fodder male wife of the story’s villain.

In the original plot, the villain was a once-popular top idol who harbored an unrequited love for the male lead. After being drugged by the cannon fodder character, he was forced into a marriage with him. The original An Rao spent his days bullying others and suppressing the protagonist’s group. Eventually, he infuriated the villain, who kicked him out and cut off all his financial resources. This forced the cannon fodder character down a path of no return.

An Rao’s response was simple: “Thank you for the invitation, but I only want to stay away from the toxic protagonist group and make money quickly to realize my great ideal of traveling the world.”

The Painting Scandal: When he painted the “Map of Ten Thousand Li of Rivers and Mountains,” he was mocked for using a ghostwriter to build a fake persona. However, once he started live-streaming his work, his fluid and masterful brushstrokes left his anti-fans stunned and speechless. The top national artists even declared that his work was vibrant and exquisite, and they expressed a willingness to pay a high price to collect it.

The Survival Variety Show: He was mocked for using his appearance to get a spot on the show. Yet, once the show started, he seemed to be possessed by Bear Grylls. Even if his teammates lacked basic survival skills, they managed to succeed simply by following his lead. The original protagonist’s fanboy even claimed he did not know who the protagonist was and declared himself a dedicated fan of An Rao.

The Charity Documentary: He was mocked for using a public welfare script to improve his reputation. Instead, he poured out genuine love and passion to save lost children from the darkness. The children, who previously called him an idiot, begged him not to leave because they did not know how they would live without him.

An Rao felt that the fastest way to fund his dream of traveling the world was to divorce his villain husband and receive a massive settlement fee. Since the villain liked the cold and elegant style of the original protagonist, An Rao decided to do the exact opposite. He did everything he could to annoy the villain by exposing his legs, waist, and shoulders every day and calling him “Husband” in a flirtatious voice.

The villain appeared to be extremely repulsed by this flamboyant behavior and frequently criticized him: “Do not show your waist; it looks bad.” “Pull up your pants; it looks bad.” “Do not spread your legs; it looks bad.”

Seeing the villain’s eyes grow colder, An Rao secretly rejoiced that the time was right. However, just as he was about to suggest a divorce, the villain reached out and forcefully pulled down An Rao’s crop top with a deep frown. He told him that he must not show his waist because it looked bad. After a long silence, he added solemnly: “You are only allowed to show it to me.”

An Rao was left confused.

Chu Guannan, who never participated in romance shows, appeared on a popular program with his wife. Fans were already furious that their idol married someone like An Rao, and they threatened to give the show a one-star rating. Anti-fans claimed Chu Guannan was pitiful for being stuck with such a partner and demanded that An Rao leave the entertainment industry.

During the show, An Rao remained focused on his dream of traveling the world and turned the romance show into a wilderness survival program. While other guests flirted on the grass, An Rao was busy identifying whether the wild vegetables on the ground were poisonous. While other guests gazed into each other’s eyes in the water, An Rao was researching a hundred ways to catch trout.

Anti-fans mocked the lack of interaction between them and claimed Chu Guannan wanted to leave the relationship. However, Chu Guannan kept one hand firmly on An Rao’s short T-shirt to ensure his waist was not visible to others. He told the audience that An Rao could do whatever he wanted as long as he did not show his waist to anyone else.

The audience, who initially thought an old married couple would be boring to watch, was eventually left in awe of their unique dynamic.

One-Sentence Summary: The husband’s peerless, clingy sweetheart is actually a cold-blooded warrior.

Core Theme: Treasure the person right in front of you.