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In her previous life, Tang Shuxia diligently recruited talents for the Demonic Cult, striving to expand its power. In the end, she, the so called “Demoness” of the cult, was betrayed by the person she trusted the most.
When she woke up, Tang Shuxia discovered that the Qing Dynasty had long since fallen. She had become a universally reviled, flashy, and vulgar figure in the public eye, facing massive online bullying for “Seducing” the husband of a three time Golden Statue Award Winning Film Empress.
Tang Shuxia glanced at the man in her phone and scoffed, “This is it???”
She beckoned to the film empress with a finger and said, “I’m not interested in men. If it were you, I could reluctantly accept.”
The three time Golden Statue Award Winning Film Empress cursed in anger and stormed off.
That same day, the hashtag #TangShuxiaLikesWomen quickly soared to the top of the trending searches.
When Tang Shuxia finally saw the long string of numbers in her bank account, she declared that she didn’t want to work hard anymore.
So, the audience watched as
The usually attention seeking celebrity stood quietly to the side, applauding her two rivals in a “seal clapping” manner, sporting a delighted “auntie smile,” and chanting, “Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss one.”
In a leaked behind the scenes video, the celebrity was seen sitting on a small stool, watching a popular film empress and a trending young actress get into a public spat, leg crossed, munching on melon seeds, and shouting, “Fight, fight, fight!”
The audience: “…”
Isn’t this just an accurate portrayal of our true selves?
#TangShuxiaShipsCPs #TangShuxiaLovesWatchingDrama #TangShuxiaInheritsAnEntireFortune…
Behind every trending topic involving Tang Shuxia, there was a certain figure liking, reposting, and leaving comments a full suite of services.
Xu Yujing: Cute.
Audience: “Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, is this the Xu Yujing we’re thinking of?”
Tang Shuxia became inexplicably popular.
The person involved: “???”
So tiring, lying down like a salted fish.
One-Sentence Summary: Doesn’t want to work, only wants to lie flat (be lazy).
Message: No matter how terrible the situation, relying on oneself is the ultimate victory.
Ratmor
Actually fun to read, recommend
Orthosia
Thank you!