Beauty Snake

Legend has it that in the back mountains of Jizi Village lives a monster with a human torso and a snake’s tail—the villagers call her the “Beauty Snake.”

Ji Yunfei grew up hearing the legend of this “Beauty Snake” and her “glorious achievements” regarding how many people she had supposedly eaten. As a typical corporate drudge, Ji Yunfei couldn’t think of anything interesting to do besides raising snakes—oh, and going to find the Beauty Snake.

She thought the Beauty Snake was just a fantasy, but a trip back to the village convinced her otherwise. If the snake wasn’t real, then that woman’s slender waist, her smooth white back, and that powerful black tail adorned with yellow diamond patterns… were they all just illusions??

After returning from the village, Ji Yunfei was drowning her sorrows at a bar when she bumped into a woman who felt strangely familiar. However, breaking from the usual clichés, Ji Yunfei didn’t have a romantic night with the beauty… instead, she made a complete fool of herself all night!

Waking up in a hotel the next day, Ji Yunfei was filled with regret. The woman before her had eyes like silk, her voice dripping with teasing: “You really wanted something to happen between us last night?”

“Unfortunately, you spent the night hugging a lamp post, crying and begging it not to leave you…”

“And then you threw up all over me.”

Alcohol is truly a curse! Now, not only did she owe a massive debt to this woman, but… someone please tell her why this creditor is also her newly appointed boss?!!

As a snake who has cultivated for 1,500 years, Xie Yin has been plotting her move on Ji Yunfei for a long time. (This “repaying a favor” mission is starting to go sideways, Snake Yin!) Xie Yin wants Ji Yunfei’s eyes to be on her, and only her.

Ji Yunfei used to be skeptical of the phrase “snakes are naturally lustful.” But after meeting Xie Yin, she never dared to doubt it again.

Snake Yin: (In human-snake form, wagging her tail) “A-Fei, look at me. How can those flashy little snakes be as pretty as me?”

Feifei: (Gulping) “Not looking. Don’t like you. I’m a player.”

Snake Yin: (Looking pitifully at the tiny snakes behind her) “Babies, Mommy doesn’t want us anymore. We don’t want her either!” (Prepares to head back to the snake cave).

Feifei: (Reaching out like the ‘Erkang’ meme) “Yin Yin! Come back!”